People with Very Annoying Voices

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People with Very Annoying Voices

Postby Samoan » 02 Mar 2019, 20:13

Richard Dawkins

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Dawkins

- Recorded Voice samples available on his Wiki entry.-
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Re: People with Very Annoying Voices

Postby Samoan » 02 Mar 2019, 20:14

Prince Charles

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Re: People with Very Annoying Voices

Postby Samoan » 02 Mar 2019, 20:26

James Dyson

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Re: People with Very Annoying Voices

Postby never/ever » 02 Mar 2019, 20:32

Marcel Marceau
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Re: People with Very Annoying Voices

Postby Samoan » 02 Mar 2019, 20:38

:(

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Re: People with Very Annoying Voices

Postby Polishgirl » 02 Mar 2019, 21:13

Jane Horrocks
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Re: People with Very Annoying Voices

Postby Still Baron » 02 Mar 2019, 22:16

Mary Louise Kelly on NPR is my enemy. Half of it is her ludicrous accent, which isn’t on full display here ...

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Re: People with Very Annoying Voices

Postby Samoan » 03 Mar 2019, 12:30

Still Baron wrote:

That's hard on the ears right enough. I wanted to stop at 21 seconds but endured it all.

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Re: People with Very Annoying Voices

Postby Polishgirl » 03 Mar 2019, 12:34

Victoria Coren Mitchell. :evil:
echolalia wrote: I despise Prefab Sprout. It will be decades before “hot dog, jumping frog, Albuquerque” is surpassed as the most terrible lyric in pop history. That fucking bastard ruined all three things for me forever.

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Re: People with Very Annoying Voices

Postby Jimbo » 03 Mar 2019, 13:13

Bernie Sanders. That phlegmy thing he's got gets on my nerves.
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Re: People with Very Annoying Voices

Postby The Modernist » 03 Mar 2019, 15:20

Dan Cruikshank. I struggle to watch anything he presents.

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Re: People with Very Annoying Voices

Postby Footy » 04 Mar 2019, 10:12

Polishgirl wrote:Victoria Coren Mitchell. :evil:


She sounds just like her husband to me.
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Re: People with Very Annoying Voices

Postby Polishgirl » 04 Mar 2019, 16:56

Footy wrote:
Polishgirl wrote:Victoria Coren Mitchell. :evil:


She sounds just like her husband to me.


I love David Mitchell in all kinds of special ways, and will not have a word said against him. Only Connect makes me want to inject creosote into my eyeballs.
echolalia wrote: I despise Prefab Sprout. It will be decades before “hot dog, jumping frog, Albuquerque” is surpassed as the most terrible lyric in pop history. That fucking bastard ruined all three things for me forever.

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Re: People with Very Annoying Voices

Postby Hugh » 04 Mar 2019, 17:37

Polishgirl wrote:
Footy wrote:
Polishgirl wrote:Victoria Coren Mitchell. :evil:


She sounds just like her husband to me.


I love David Mitchell in all kinds of special ways, and will not have a word said against him. Only Connect makes me want to inject creosote into my eyeballs.


I like Only Connect but her links are toe curlingly tortuous.

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Re: People with Very Annoying Voices

Postby borofan » 04 Mar 2019, 18:25

Hugh wrote:
Polishgirl wrote:
Footy wrote:
She sounds just like her husband to me.


I love David Mitchell in all kinds of special ways, and will not have a word said against him. Only Connect makes me want to inject creosote into my eyeballs.


I like Only Connect but her links are toe curlingly tortuous.

I think they're meant to be.
If you want an annoying voice (and everything else), go to her cunt of a brother Giles Coren.
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Re: People with Very Annoying Voices

Postby Count Machuki » 04 Mar 2019, 18:37

Samoan wrote:
Still Baron wrote:

That's hard on the ears right enough. I wanted to stop at 21 seconds but endured it all.


She's mostly deaf, you know.
YOU MONSTERS.


There's a lady on MSNBC who's got the worse case of glottal fry...it's hip to hate that but for some reason she really, really bugs me.
Ugh, what's her name....she's got that three name thing happening.
Emily Jane Fox. She needs to stop.





There's a guy on NPR who's got a wicked bad lisp, too. Is it Rob Stein?
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Re: People with Very Annoying Voices

Postby Count Machuki » 04 Mar 2019, 18:40

Jimbo wrote:Bernie Sanders. That phlegmy thing he's got gets on my nerves.


He sounds like the Aardvark from 'The Ant and the Aardvark' cartoon

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Re: People with Very Annoying Voices

Postby Still Baron » 04 Mar 2019, 18:40

Count Machuki wrote:
Samoan wrote:
Still Baron wrote:

That's hard on the ears right enough. I wanted to stop at 21 seconds but endured it all.


She's mostly deaf, you know.
YOU MONSTERS.


:o :lol:

That explains her grotesque and quite improbable accent. I guess.
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Re: People with Very Annoying Voices

Postby pcqgod » 06 Mar 2019, 05:01

Me.
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