Anyone fancy a pint?

in reality, all of this has been a total load of old bollocks
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Re: Anyone fancy a pint?

Postby Minnie the Minx » 01 Mar 2019, 20:17

RIP CHIVALRY
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Re: Anyone fancy a pint?

Postby harvey k-tel » 01 Mar 2019, 20:34

Christ! I'm sorry! I got locked in the bog and had to get out through a tiny window and there was a guy in the alley who gave me a drag off his cigarette and then I woke up across the street in the pet store, naked in the ferret cage. Let me give you a hand with those.
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Re: Anyone fancy a pint?

Postby Tom Waits For No One » 01 Mar 2019, 20:36

harvey k-tel wrote:Christ! I'm sorry! I got locked in the bog and had to get out through a tiny window and there was a guy in the alley who gave me a drag off his cigarette and then I woke up across the street in the pet store, naked in the ferret cage. Let me give you a hand with those.


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Re: Anyone fancy a pint?

Postby Samoan » 01 Mar 2019, 20:49

I could neck a glass of cellar-cooled Chablis
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Re: Anyone fancy a pint?

Postby The Prof » 01 Mar 2019, 21:11

Fish & chips with bits.

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Re: Anyone fancy a pint?

Postby Snarfyguy » 02 Mar 2019, 00:51

Now that we're all drunk, can I interest anyone in a fight? :)
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Re: Anyone fancy a pint?

Postby Minnie the Minx » 02 Mar 2019, 01:42

Snarfyguy wrote:Now that we're all drunk, can I interest anyone in a fight? :)


I’ll take you on ya CUNT
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Re: Anyone fancy a pint?

Postby Snarfyguy » 02 Mar 2019, 02:17

That's the spirit!
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Re: Anyone fancy a pint?

Postby Minnie the Minx » 02 Mar 2019, 13:20

Snarfyguy wrote:That's the spirit!


Did you give me this black eye??
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Re: Anyone fancy a pint?

Postby Jumper K » 02 Mar 2019, 14:06

I’ll have a cider ta. It’s about that time.

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Re: Anyone fancy a pint?

Postby Loki » 02 Mar 2019, 15:31

I'll take a big-ass margarita, plz. Not frozen; no salt. And keep 'em coming. :)
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Re: Anyone fancy a pint?

Postby Minnie the Minx » 02 Mar 2019, 15:43

Bloody boozehounds!
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Re: Anyone fancy a pint?

Postby Minnie the Minx » 19 Jun 2019, 19:01

Anyone?
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Re: Anyone fancy a pint?

Postby Six String » 19 Jun 2019, 19:30

Later today but not now.

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Re: Anyone fancy a pint?

Postby Minnie the Minx » 19 Jun 2019, 19:32

:cry:
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Re: Anyone fancy a pint?

Postby Samoan » 19 Jun 2019, 19:34

Cory's on.
Free to drink in 20 minutes.
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Re: Anyone fancy a pint?

Postby Minnie the Minx » 19 Jun 2019, 19:34

It’s not that I’m GAGGING FOR ONE or owt
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Re: Anyone fancy a pint?

Postby Samoan » 19 Jun 2019, 19:59

Guinness, Now.
I've got half an hour..
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Re: Anyone fancy a pint?

Postby Tom Waits For No One » 19 Jun 2019, 22:23

I’ve drank too much red wine, but it was needed as my brother in law had secured corporate freebies for Bob Jovi at Anfield. I went for the Manics but stayed to get pissed.
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Re: Anyone fancy a pint?

Postby Tom Waits For No One » 19 Jun 2019, 22:24

Bye Jovi
Bon Geordie


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