Anyone fancy a pint?

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Anyone fancy a pint?

Postby Minnie the Minx » 01 Mar 2019, 18:23

I’m at the bar, what you having?
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Re: Anyone fancy a pint?

Postby harvey k-tel » 01 Mar 2019, 18:28

*glances around*

Bitters, please.
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Re: Anyone fancy a pint?

Postby Minnie the Minx » 01 Mar 2019, 18:29

A pint of bitters for the man, bartender!
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Re: Anyone fancy a pint?

Postby Minnie the Minx » 01 Mar 2019, 18:30

Crisps?
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Re: Anyone fancy a pint?

Postby harvey k-tel » 01 Mar 2019, 18:30

Don't you fucking start.
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Re: Anyone fancy a pint?

Postby Tom Waits For No One » 01 Mar 2019, 18:31

A pint of crisps please.
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Re: Anyone fancy a pint?

Postby Minnie the Minx » 01 Mar 2019, 18:39

harvey k-tel wrote:Don't you fucking start.


:o

We’ll make that your last pint of bitters, young fellow me lad!
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Re: Anyone fancy a pint?

Postby Minnie the Minx » 01 Mar 2019, 18:39

Tom Waits For No One wrote:A pint of crisps please.


What flavour?
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Re: Anyone fancy a pint?

Postby Still Baron » 01 Mar 2019, 18:52

I WANT ALL THE BEER
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Re: Anyone fancy a pint?

Postby Minnie the Minx » 01 Mar 2019, 18:54

Still Baron wrote:I WANT ALL THE BEER


Well alright! What can I get you?
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Re: Anyone fancy a pint?

Postby Still Baron » 01 Mar 2019, 19:03

The Remaining BCBers wrote:
Still Baron wrote:I WANT ALL THE BEER


Well alright! What can I get you?


Get ALL THE BEER, set aside some for Harvey and masked man, and I’ll have the rest, thanks.
Quaco wrote:Are you fucking high?

take5_d_shorterer wrote:If John Bonham simply didn't listen to enough Tommy Johnson or Blind Willie Mctell, that's his doing.

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Re: Anyone fancy a pint?

Postby Hightea » 01 Mar 2019, 19:06

nix the beer I need a shot of tequila!!!!
sorry bad tax season day, heck I just spoke to a person this morning I was told was deceased.
Now the client is telling us they told us the wrong person? wacky

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Re: Anyone fancy a pint?

Postby Minnie the Minx » 01 Mar 2019, 19:07

Still Baron wrote:
The Remaining BCBers wrote:
Still Baron wrote:I WANT ALL THE BEER


Well alright! What can I get you?


Get ALL THE BEER, set aside some for Harvey and masked man, and I’ll have the rest, thanks.


Ok!

I take it someone has stolen your stapler again?
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Re: Anyone fancy a pint?

Postby Minnie the Minx » 01 Mar 2019, 19:08

Hightea wrote:nix the beer I need a shot of tequila!!!!
sorry bad tax season day, heck I just spoke to a person this morning I was told was deceased.
Now the client is telling us they told us the wrong person? wacky


What tequila do you want? They have high end stuff, and turpentine.
You come at the Queen, you best not miss.

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Re: Anyone fancy a pint?

Postby harvey k-tel » 01 Mar 2019, 19:11

The Remaining BCBers wrote:
Still Baron wrote:
The Remaining BCBers wrote:
Well alright! What can I get you?


Get ALL THE BEER, set aside some for Harvey and masked man, and I’ll have the rest, thanks.


Ok!

I take it someone has stolen your stapler again?


I swear it wasn't me!
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Re: Anyone fancy a pint?

Postby Minnie the Minx » 01 Mar 2019, 19:23

Hmmm.
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Re: Anyone fancy a pint?

Postby Minnie the Minx » 01 Mar 2019, 20:08

I’m to carry all these drinks to the table on my own, am I?
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Re: Anyone fancy a pint?

Postby Hightea » 01 Mar 2019, 20:13

The Remaining BCBers wrote:
Hightea wrote:nix the beer I need a shot of tequila!!!!
sorry bad tax season day, heck I just spoke to a person this morning I was told was deceased.
Now the client is telling us they told us the wrong person? wacky


What tequila do you want? They have high end stuff, and turpentine.

wouldn't dare drink the turpentine, Patron or Don Julio work!
enjoy few more hours until drink time for me plus Ive got Procol Harum tonight!

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Re: Anyone fancy a pint?

Postby Robert » 01 Mar 2019, 20:14

The Remaining BCBers wrote:
Still Baron wrote:
The Remaining BCBers wrote:
Well alright! What can I get you?


Get ALL THE BEER, set aside some for Harvey and masked man, and I’ll have the rest, thanks.


Ok!

I take it someone has stolen your stapler again?


:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Anyone fancy a pint?

Postby Tom Waits For No One » 01 Mar 2019, 20:15

I'll give you a hand when I've finished with the juke box
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