WANKER OR TOSSER

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WANKER OR TOSSER

Postby Still Baron » 14 Feb 2019, 15:18

Help me, BCB. Though my understanding of British English is nearly fluent, it is not my mother tongue, so there will always be slight distinctions, implications, connotations, and other subtleties I don’t quite get.

So please educate me on the niceties of these two terms, which I understand to be similar. I hesitated in using either to describe Ryan Adams because I am not British and because I did not want to praise him too highly. And yet, those were the words that were in my head.

My hunch is that a tosser is even more inconsequential and boring than a wanker, but I really don’t totally know. Examples and further discussion would be most welcome. Thank you.
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Re: WANKER OR TOSSER

Postby The Modernist » 14 Feb 2019, 15:42

They basically mean the same thing, but 'wanker' has more aggressive connotations in its usage and is seen as more of a traditional swear word. Tosser is milder, though still hugely uncomplimentary of course. But they are interchangeable to a certain extent, you could change one for the other and retain much the same meaning.

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Re: WANKER OR TOSSER

Postby Goat Boy » 14 Feb 2019, 15:49

I think Tosser suggests a certain casual ambivalence whereas Wanker is used when somebody has annoyed you on a more visceral level.

- some tosser jumped the queue for the bus today

- some wanker was handing out BNP leaflets down the high street today
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Re: WANKER OR TOSSER

Postby C » 14 Feb 2019, 15:52

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Re: WANKER OR TOSSER

Postby BOB WHELK » 14 Feb 2019, 15:56

C wrote:Coan



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the kind of witless response you get from a WANKER
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Re: WANKER OR TOSSER

Postby The Modernist » 14 Feb 2019, 15:59

Goat Boy wrote:I think Tosser suggests a certain casual ambivalence whereas Wanker is used when somebody has annoyed you on a more visceral level.

- some tosser jumped the queue for the bus today

- some wanker was handing out BNP leaflets down the high street today


That's true, but I think wanker is used so casually these days that the distinction is almost disappearing. You might just as easily say "some wanker jumped the queue..." and no one would bat an eyelid, they wouldn't think "God that person must've really annoyed you".

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Re: WANKER OR TOSSER

Postby Sneelock » 14 Feb 2019, 18:06

"Wanker & Tosser" should be like "Goofus & Gallant".

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Re: WANKER OR TOSSER

Postby Jumper K » 14 Feb 2019, 18:19

You can express a certain warmth when referring to a friend as a wanker. Tosser less so.

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Re: WANKER OR TOSSER

Postby Minnie the Minx » 14 Feb 2019, 18:24

Jumper K wrote:You can express a certain warmth when referring to a friend as a wanker. Tosser less so.


Wanker.
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Re: WANKER OR TOSSER

Postby C » 14 Feb 2019, 18:53

BOB WHELK wrote:
C wrote:Coan



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the kind of witless response you get from a WANKER


Where's your sense of humour my dear friend?

You wouldn't want to give the impression that you only dish it out but can't take it.

Nay, my esteemed friend, you wouldn't want to give the impression that you only dish it out but can't take it






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Re: WANKER OR TOSSER

Postby Six String » 14 Feb 2019, 20:45

What about wanking tossers or tossing wankers? :?

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Re: WANKER OR TOSSER

Postby BOB WHELK » 14 Feb 2019, 21:18

C wrote:
BOB WHELK wrote:
C wrote:Coan



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the kind of witless response you get from a WANKER


Where's your sense of humour my dear friend?

You wouldn't want to give the impression that you only dish it out but can't take it.

Nay, my esteemed friend, you wouldn't want to give the impression that you only dish it out but can't take it






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Re: WANKER OR TOSSER

Postby Minnie the Minx » 15 Feb 2019, 12:29

Anyway, Baron was trying to decipher my Valentine’s Day card message. He could have just asked!
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Re: WANKER OR TOSSER

Postby Toby » 15 Feb 2019, 13:18

A wanker is someone you can grudgingly respect, even if you don't like them . It's as if they've potentially demonstrated a Ievel of ability or skill to maybe outwit you. "Oh that wanker just overtook me!"

Whereas a tosser is someone you forget in about 5 seconds.

"Who's that tosser?"

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Re: WANKER OR TOSSER

Postby trans-chigley express » 15 Feb 2019, 13:20

Minnie the Minx wrote:Anyway, Baron was trying to decipher my Valentine’s Day card message. He could have just asked!


:lol: :lol:

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Re: WANKER OR TOSSER

Postby harvey k-tel » 15 Feb 2019, 13:52

Toby wrote:
"Who's that tosser?"


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Re: WANKER OR TOSSER

Postby Toby » 15 Feb 2019, 14:00

harvey k-tel wrote:
Toby wrote:
"Who's that tosser?"


Skope.


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Re: WANKER OR TOSSER

Postby C » 15 Feb 2019, 16:18

harvey k-tel wrote:
Toby wrote:
"Who's that tosser?"


Skope.


Based on your criteria Toby, I definitely think Coan takes that accolade

Yes, I definitely think Coan takes that accolade

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Re: WANKER OR TOSSER

Postby robin goodfellow » 27 Feb 2019, 09:22

Labour voters are tossers while the Slider is a wanker.