Happy Birthday Prof

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Happy Birthday Prof

Postby Minnie the Minx » 08 Feb 2019, 13:10

I ran out of words to rhyme with ‘Prof’
In previous poems I’ve utilised ‘toff’
I cannot once again write ‘goth’
All that’s left is Prof.... piss off!!!

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Happy Birthday Love!

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Re: Happy Birthday Prof

Postby harvey k-tel » 08 Feb 2019, 14:25

Happy fuckin' Birthday, P®øƒeßßø® ®upe®† B®ø©ue–Teåßhøp!!
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Re: Happy Birthday Prof

Postby Flower » 08 Feb 2019, 18:23

Happy Birthday!
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Re: Happy Birthday Prof

Postby clive gash » 08 Feb 2019, 19:06

Pm sent :P
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Re: Happy Birthday Prof

Postby Six String » 08 Feb 2019, 20:39

Happy Birthday old man!

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Re: Happy Birthday Prof

Postby Copehead » 08 Feb 2019, 21:02

One of the last real BCBers left.

Keep on trucking Prof
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Re: Happy Birthday Prof

Postby Belle Lettre » 08 Feb 2019, 21:50

Happy Birthday!
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Re: Happy Birthday Prof

Postby kath » 08 Feb 2019, 22:15

happy birthday, prof! many festive returns

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Re: Happy Birthday Prof

Postby Charlie O. » 09 Feb 2019, 02:42

Happy Birthday, good ol' Prof!
Go ahead, take your pants off!
But be careful you don't catch a cough,
Or stumble and fall into a trough!
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Re: Happy Birthday Prof

Postby clive gash » 09 Feb 2019, 12:54

I imagine the Facebook thread was a little better populated.
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Re: Happy Birthday Prof

Postby Minnie the Minx » 09 Feb 2019, 13:23

Charlie O. wrote:Happy Birthday, good ol' Prof!
Go ahead, take your pants off!
But be careful you don't catch a cough,
Or stumble and fall into a trough!


I fear it’s too late for that advice, Charles :(
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Re: Happy Birthday Prof

Postby Still Baron » 09 Feb 2019, 13:41

Happy Birthday, Prof!
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Re: Happy Birthday Prof

Postby Deebank » 09 Feb 2019, 19:59

Penblwydd hapus Yr Athro!
I've been talking about writing a book - 25 years of TEFL - for a few years now. I've got it in me.

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Re: Happy Birthday Prof

Postby The Prof » 10 Feb 2019, 00:01

Thank you very much!