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Tuesday Q & A

Postby Minnie the Minx » 29 Jan 2019, 18:15

Marks out of ten - how much pleasure do you get out of picking your nose?

If someone lends you a book, how long is the polite length of time to keep it before returning it?

Are you excited by nice luggage?

If I gave you an onion, a carrot and a potato, what would you do with them?

Write a four line poem about either ‘beehives’ or ‘jodphurs’ and post it here.
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Postby harvey k-tel » 29 Jan 2019, 18:51

Marks out of ten - how much pleasure do you get out of picking your nose? - 6. 8 if I get a square one.

If someone lends you a book, how long is the polite length of time to keep it before returning it? - Depends who it is. An acquaintance gets it back as soon as I see them after finishing it. Friends and family get them back whenever I damn well please.

Are you excited by nice luggage? - No. Luggage is strictly utilitarian.

If I gave you an onion, a carrot and a potato, what would you do with them? - Put them away.

Write a four line poem about either ‘beehives’ or ‘jodphurs’ and post it here. -

Through the apiary I rode my horse
My jodhpurs chafed 'cos they was coarse
I felt a prick upon my knee
and spotted an angry honeybee
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Re: Tuesday Q & A

Postby Samoan » 29 Jan 2019, 18:58

Marks out of ten - how much pleasure do you get out of picking your nose?
Probably zero.

If someone lends you a book, how long is the polite length of time to keep it before returning it?

Depends very much on where they live, when you plan on meeting up....
I'd say one month

Are you excited by nice luggage?
I was very excited when I got my back pack. Lovely orange and black colours.

If I gave you an onion, a carrot and a potato, what would you do with them?
Do a jacket potato and put the onion in whole, half way through. I'd keep the carrot for another occasion as I always find them too watery to roast.

Write a four line poem about either ‘beehives’ or ‘jodphurs’ and post it here.


They might ignore me immediately
In my moon suit and funeral veil.
I am no source of honey
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Re: Tuesday Q & A

Postby Darkness_Fish » 29 Jan 2019, 20:45

Marks out of ten - how much pleasure do you get out of picking your nose?
Depends if its a proper unclogging single bogie. That's a remarkable achievement.

If someone lends you a book, how long is the polite length of time to keep it before returning it?
I'd try and get it back within a week, but it happens very rarely. No-one I know seems to actually spend anytime reading.

Are you excited by nice luggage?
I wouldn't even know what constitutes nice luggage. So, I guess the answer is a definite no.

If I gave you an onion, a carrot and a potato, what would you do with them?
Bake the potato, save the onion for when I've got some meat in, throw the carrot in the general direction of the rabbit.

Write a four line poem about either ‘beehives’ or ‘jodphurs’ and post it here.
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He published a book with a picture of gorilla furs
His lexicon is arcane and he knows when to use swears
I hope I never see the fucker wearing tight jodphurs
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Re: Tuesday Q & A

Postby Minnie the Minx » 30 Jan 2019, 00:43

Marks out of ten - how much pleasure do you get out of picking your nose?

A good six or seven. Best after being near a fire: black bogies! Woah!

If someone lends you a book, how long is the polite length of time to keep it before returning it?

It makes sense to me that if someone has loaned you a book, they didn't need it back urgently. Who needs a book, urgently? But, I worry constantly about the books people lend me. Someone recently loaned me a book that I read over Xmas,and I think every day about dropping it in their mailbox, even though I am having dinner with her in three weeks, because I don't want her to be chewing her food and looking at me and thinking "there's that woman who waits too long to give people their books back"

Are you excited by nice luggage?

No! If things are nice and secure, I'm good with that.

If I gave you an onion, a carrot and a potato, what would you do with them?

I would probably give a snowman a strange face.

Write a four line poem about either ‘beehives’ or ‘jodphurs’ and post it here.

When I've had four vodkas
I tend to put on jodphurs.
Unlike drinking brandy,
Which makes me rather randy.
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Re: Tuesday Q & A

Postby GoogaMooga » 30 Jan 2019, 01:27

Marks out of ten - how much pleasure do you get out of picking your nose?
No pleasure now, got an irritant in the right nostril, feels like I can't pick it, could be my imagination.

If someone lends you a book, how long is the polite length of time to keep it before returning it?
Not so long that when they move out of the hostel and don't leave an address, it's still in your possession.

Are you excited by nice luggage?
Is it hard? Is it on wheels? It will do.

If I gave you an onion, a carrot and a potato, what would you do with them?
Give them to someone who can cook.

Write a four line poem about either ‘beehives’ or ‘jodphurs’ and post it here.

When I wear my military jodhpurs
Hear the sound of the wooden clapper
Call it a wrap and the crew concurs
Then I fear that I've come a cropper
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Re: Tuesday Q & A

Postby Toby » 30 Jan 2019, 12:14

It's bogey not bogie. A bogie is attached to a railway carriage.

As in "Winston's Bogey was actually the Titanic"

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Re: Tuesday Q & A

Postby Minnie the Minx » 30 Jan 2019, 12:32

Toby wrote:It's bogey not bogie. A bogie is attached to a railway carriage.

As in "Winston's Bogey was actually the Titanic"


Snot pedant!
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Re: Tuesday Q & A

Postby Goat Boy » 30 Jan 2019, 17:58

Marks out of ten - how much pleasure do you get out of picking your nose?

11. Who doesn't like picking their nose? When I was a kid I sat next to a lad called Daniel Race in primary school. One of those kids who always had a perpetual crust on his top lip. Anyway, for months and months and months I stuck all my bogies on the underside of his desk and one day I dropped my pen on the floor and had this brilliant idea, "ugh! Look at the underside of Daniel's desk! It's covered in bogies!!". Poor lad didn't know what hit him. Oh how we laughed.

If someone lends you a book, how long is the polite length of time to keep it before returning it?

a few months max

Are you excited by nice luggage?

No. I'm not gay

If I gave you an onion, a carrot and a potato, what would you do with them?

Roast 'em

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Re: Tuesday Q & A

Postby harvey k-tel » 30 Jan 2019, 21:21

:lol:
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