Breakfast Crunchdown

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Breakfast Crunchdown

Postby Samoan » 16 Jan 2019, 18:45

I normally have 3 slices of toast with Marmite and 1 slice of toast with Frank Cooper's Oxford marmalade.
But this evening, what with this cold spell coming on, I thought I might make myself some porridge with brown sugar tomorrow morning.
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Re: Breakfast Crunchdown

Postby GoogaMooga » 16 Jan 2019, 18:49

Fruit yoghurt, preferably 3% fat. Occasionally, scrambled egg/hardboiled egg and toast/toasted roll wth serrano. Milk tea (English Breakfast), Pepsi-Cola.
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Re: Breakfast Crunchdown

Postby Count Machuki » 16 Jan 2019, 18:54

Two chicken biscuits and a large Coke Zero.

Now, there are plenty of problems with this breakfast, I know, not least of which is that it costs $7.56 every morning. And Chick-Fil-A is pretty well established as pure evil. AND it's definitely not healthy. But it's a drive-thru on the way to the job and Hell, if the choice in the (always hectic, always rushed) morning is between getting The Girl fed and feeding myself, of course I'm going to feed the Girl. I usually have a really small lunch.

Plus, looks at this beauty:

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Re: Breakfast Crunchdown

Postby Still Baron » 16 Jan 2019, 19:01

I can’t believe you go to Chik Fil A, bro.

I don’t boycott shit. Lord KNOWS we demand Tory Crumpets. But I haven’t spent a dime in a chik fil a since the gay marriage drama.
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Re: Breakfast Crunchdown

Postby Goat Boy » 16 Jan 2019, 19:03

TWO as well.

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Re: Breakfast Crunchdown

Postby clive gash » 16 Jan 2019, 19:09

They look...scrumptious.
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Re: Breakfast Crunchdown

Postby harvey k-tel » 16 Jan 2019, 19:09

Two eggs fried in a bit of butter, a slice of buttered wholegrain toast and a cup of coffee with milk. Every weekday. Most weekends, too.
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Re: Breakfast Crunchdown

Postby Matt Wilson » 16 Jan 2019, 19:09

Still Baron wrote:I can’t believe you go to Chik Fil A, bro.

I don’t boycott shit. Lord KNOWS we demand Tory Crumpets. But I haven’t spent a dime in a chik fil a since the gay marriage drama.


Yep, same here.

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Re: Breakfast Crunchdown

Postby harvey k-tel » 16 Jan 2019, 19:10

Count Machuki wrote:Plus, looks at this beauty:

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Yeah, it looks delicious, but that's the sort of thing I would eat maybe once a month. Two a day?! That's crazy!
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Re: Breakfast Crunchdown

Postby Still Baron » 16 Jan 2019, 19:12

clive gash wrote:They look...scrumptious.


There’s absolutely no doubt they are.
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Re: Breakfast Crunchdown

Postby clive gash » 16 Jan 2019, 19:12

Their anti-gay stance means shorter queues. The Count is a man in a hurry and needs his Chicken in a scone pretty fucking sharpish.
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Re: Breakfast Crunchdown

Postby Penk! » 16 Jan 2019, 19:27

Bowl of yoghurt and granola (sugar- and, preferably, fruit- and berry-free).
Coffee (fairly strong, milk no sugar) if it’s my day to leave the kids. If it’s my day to pick them up then I get my coffee first thing on arriving at work.

At the weekend it’s toast with butter and scrambled eggs if my energy levels allow. And coffee obvs.
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Re: Breakfast Crunchdown

Postby Count Machuki » 16 Jan 2019, 19:47

Still Baron wrote:I can’t believe you go to Chik Fil A, bro.

I don’t boycott shit. Lord KNOWS we demand Tory Crumpets. But I haven’t spent a dime in a chik fil a since the gay marriage drama.


It's true, it's true it's all true! :cry:

I think they must put some kind of Christian crack cocaine in them or something, too...I just can't quit them.

I have active boycotts of other things, too: anything Trump branded, The City of Stone Mountain GA, Wal-Mart.

It's just those fuckin' biscuits.
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Re: Breakfast Crunchdown

Postby Six String » 16 Jan 2019, 20:11

It's usually (cold) cereal/milk with fruit (usually blueberries) but about once a week I have a couple of eggs, bacon, toast with marmalade and water. I drink my cups of tea prior to breakfast regardless of what I eat. On more rare occassions I make polenta and top it with toasted pecans or walnuts, banana slices and maple syrup.

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Re: Breakfast Crunchdown

Postby Still Baron » 16 Jan 2019, 20:27

Count Machuki wrote:
Still Baron wrote:I can’t believe you go to Chik Fil A, bro.

I don’t boycott shit. Lord KNOWS we demand Tory Crumpets. But I haven’t spent a dime in a chik fil a since the gay marriage drama.


It's true, it's true it's all true! :cry:

I think they must put some kind of Christian crack cocaine in them or something, too...I just can't quit them.

I have active boycotts of other things, too: anything Trump branded, The City of Stone Mountain GA, Wal-Mart.

It's just those fuckin' biscuits.


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Re: Breakfast Crunchdown

Postby trans-chigley express » 16 Jan 2019, 22:46

clive gash wrote:They look...scrumptious.

Really? When I first saw it I immediately thought:“God I hope they taste better than they look”. They look like some kind of disgusting Scottish deep fried monstrosity in a stale scone.


It’s cold this morning so I had porridge with brown sugar, and will follow it up with kippers, egg and coffee before braving the cold.

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Re: Breakfast Crunchdown

Postby Belle Lettre » 16 Jan 2019, 23:15

Overnight oats
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Re: Breakfast Crunchdown

Postby Robert » 16 Jan 2019, 23:15

A smoke while making coffee
Coffee
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Re: Breakfast Crunchdown

Postby Jimbo » 16 Jan 2019, 23:47

Two scrambled eggs with a torn up slice of processed cheese cooked with a no-fat spray in a potentially toxic Teflon pan. Black coffee.
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Re: Breakfast Crunchdown

Postby harvey k-tel » 17 Jan 2019, 14:09

Belle Lettre wrote:Overnight oats


Over here we call that a "wet dream".
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