Coan's new board - It's all gone a bit Pete Tong

in reality, all of this has been a total load of old bollocks

Did you get invited?

YES, but I'll be staying where I am thank you very much
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11%
YES, and I'm just stopping off here to say "see you suckers" to hoi palloi who didn't.
3
5%
YES, but I'll be using both until one or both goes tits up
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30%
NO, and I'm spitting feathers
4
7%
NO, and I really couldn't give a shit
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46%
 
Total votes: 56

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Re: Coan's new board.

Postby Goat Boy » 21 Feb 2019, 15:27

“I’m gonna git all world music on yo ass, bitch!”
Griff wrote:The notion that Jeremy Corbyn, a lifelong vocal proponent of antisemitism, would stand in front of an antisemitic mural and commend it is utterly preposterous.


Copehead wrote:a right wing cretin like Berger....bleating about racism

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Re: Coan's new board.

Postby Count Machuki » 21 Feb 2019, 15:41

"Unleash the French library music!"
Let U be the set of all united sets, K be the set of the kids and D be the set of things divided.
Then it follows that ∀ k ∈ K: K ∈ U ⇒ k ∉ D

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Re: Coan's new board.

Postby Rayge » 21 Feb 2019, 15:53

Count Machuki wrote:Oh, John - you be nice, now, or I'll start a NOW PLAYING thread on your board ;)


And it will get immediately transferred to the Now Deleting section ;)
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Re: Coan's new board.

Postby Count Machuki » 21 Feb 2019, 16:11

Oh, go start a "now sitting in absolute silence" thread!

:)
Let U be the set of all united sets, K be the set of the kids and D be the set of things divided.
Then it follows that ∀ k ∈ K: K ∈ U ⇒ k ∉ D

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Re: Coan's new board.

Postby yomptepi » 21 Feb 2019, 17:10

BOB WHELK wrote:Never mind folks - you've still got Jimbo, Googa, Copehead and Carlsson to keep the place alive

ROCK ON


are you saying that there are only four active posters here now, and that every other regular poster from BCB has now defected to your bulletin board?

Every one else?
You don't like me...do you?

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Re: Coan's new board.

Postby yomptepi » 21 Feb 2019, 19:39

So what are you saying?
You don't like me...do you?

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Re: Coan's new board.

Postby The Modernist » 21 Feb 2019, 19:41

yomptepi wrote:
BOB WHELK wrote:Never mind folks - you've still got Jimbo, Googa, Copehead and Carlsson to keep the place alive

ROCK ON


are you saying that there are only four active posters here now


That would be a ridiculous claim -there are at least six.

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Re: Coan's new board.

Postby Sneelock » 21 Feb 2019, 19:59

:lol: do split personalities count twice?
Inka Dinka Doo

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Re: Coan's new board.

Postby yomptepi » 21 Feb 2019, 21:18

The Modernist wrote:
yomptepi wrote:
BOB WHELK wrote:Never mind folks - you've still got Jimbo, Googa, Copehead and Carlsson to keep the place alive

ROCK ON


are you saying that there are only four active posters here now


That would be a ridiculous claim -there are at least six.


Ahhh. The wing man. Here to muddy the water Moddy?
You don't like me...do you?

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Re: Coan's new board.

Postby The Modernist » 21 Feb 2019, 23:51

It was an attempt at humour.
Remember that..?

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Re: Coan's new board.

Postby Diamond Dog » 22 Feb 2019, 06:13

The Modernist wrote:It was an attempt at humour.
Remember that..?


Sadly he doesn't these days.

He's slipped into "Angry Dail Mail reader from the Home Counties" mode pretty much permanently.

Retirement isn't sitting well with him.
People go on too much about the privileged background of politicians but actually Matt Hancock had a very humble upbringing in an Italian workshop owned by a woodworker named Geppetto who turned him into a human boy.

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Re: Coan's new board.

Postby yomptepi » 22 Feb 2019, 08:57

Diamond Dog wrote:
The Modernist wrote:It was an attempt at humour.
Remember that..?


Sadly he doesn't these days.

He's slipped into "Angry Dail Mail reader from the Home Counties" mode pretty much permanently.

Retirement isn't sitting well with him.


:cry:
You don't like me...do you?

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Re: Coan's new board.

Postby Belle Lettre » 22 Feb 2019, 14:30

There's even a questions thread now!
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Re: Coan's new board.

Postby Sam Stone » 22 Feb 2019, 14:36

Belle Lettre wrote:There's even a questions thread now!



Really?

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Re: Coan's new board.

Postby Goat Boy » 22 Feb 2019, 14:55

Belle Lettre wrote:There's even a questions thread now!


BCB spy
Griff wrote:The notion that Jeremy Corbyn, a lifelong vocal proponent of antisemitism, would stand in front of an antisemitic mural and commend it is utterly preposterous.


Copehead wrote:a right wing cretin like Berger....bleating about racism

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Re: Coan's new board.

Postby clive gash » 22 Feb 2019, 15:35

I thought we’d agreed on MOLE
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

Diamond Dog wrote:...it quite clearly hit the target with you and your nonce...

...a multitude of innuendo and hearsay...

...I'm producing facts here...

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Re: Coan's new board.

Postby Belle Lettre » 22 Feb 2019, 15:45

It's a beauty spot ffs
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Re: Coan's new board.

Postby Matt Wilson » 22 Feb 2019, 16:07

Have the Parisians already given Scope the heave ho?

Pity...

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Re: Coan's new board.

Postby Goat Boy » 22 Feb 2019, 16:17

He deleted his own account.

Which means there is now room for another BCB cunt. You interested, Matt?
Griff wrote:The notion that Jeremy Corbyn, a lifelong vocal proponent of antisemitism, would stand in front of an antisemitic mural and commend it is utterly preposterous.


Copehead wrote:a right wing cretin like Berger....bleating about racism

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Re: Coan's new board.

Postby Matt Wilson » 22 Feb 2019, 16:23

I would need the red carpet treatment in order to be interested.

You and Johnny begging me to join, with promises of weekly Doors and Dead threads.