What could you JUST EAT?

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Re: What could you JUST EAT?

Postby Six String » 10 Jan 2019, 18:47

Minnie Mincepie wrote:A question. I find two tacos too many, and one not enough. Is there a case for getting one- and- a- half tacos?


Are these the normal size tortillas or the smaller version? My local uses the smaller ones (2/taco) and even though I'm not a big eater I have no trouble eating two.

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Re: What could you JUST EAT?

Postby Snarfyguy » 10 Jan 2019, 19:11

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Minnie Mincepie wrote:A question. I find two tacos too many, and one not enough. Is there a case for getting one- and- a- half tacos?


Are these the normal size tortillas or the smaller version? My local uses the smaller ones (2/taco) and even though I'm not a big eater I have no trouble eating two.

A "taco" isn't really a unit of measurement. How many you eat depends on how big they are. I usually get three from my favorite place; they're only about three or four bites' worth of food each.

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Re: What could you JUST EAT?

Postby Velvis » 10 Jan 2019, 19:24

Can of Alpo.
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Re: What could you JUST EAT?

Postby Snarfyguy » 10 Jan 2019, 19:42

Velvis wrote:Can of Alpo.

The good stuff presumably. None of that cheapo mutt food for us fancy types.

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Re: What could you JUST EAT?

Postby Count Machuki » 10 Jan 2019, 20:07

Snarfyguy wrote:A "taco" isn't really a unit of measurement.


Says you!

"And the wall shall be fifty tacos high! And who's going to pay for it?!"
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Re: What could you JUST EAT?

Postby Minnie Mincepie » 10 Jan 2019, 21:28

I have no idea how long the average tacos are. I’ve never measured them. They are usually about the length and width of a flaccid cock, aren’t they?
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Re: What could you JUST EAT?

Postby harvey k-tel » 10 Jan 2019, 21:38

HOW WOULD WE KNOW??
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Re: What could you JUST EAT?

Postby Minnie Mincepie » 10 Jan 2019, 21:43

:lol:
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Re: What could you JUST EAT?

Postby Six String » 10 Jan 2019, 21:49

Snarfyguy wrote:
Six String wrote:
Minnie Mincepie wrote:A question. I find two tacos too many, and one not enough. Is there a case for getting one- and- a- half tacos?


Are these the normal size tortillas or the smaller version? My local uses the smaller ones (2/taco) and even though I'm not a big eater I have no trouble eating two.

A "taco" isn't really a unit of measurement. How many you eat depends on how big they are. I usually get three from my favorite place; they're only about three or four bites' worth of food each.

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Around here tortillas come in three sizes. The large flour ones are for burritos, the mid size, maybe 6 inches in diameter are for tacos in some establishments but the more traditional places use the smallest which is maybe 3 inches in diameter. The picture in your post looks like the small one, yes?

Edit, the 6 inchers are the ones people fry to make crunchy shells whereas I've never seen that done with the small ones.

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Re: What could you JUST EAT?

Postby Six String » 10 Jan 2019, 21:52

Minnie Mincepie wrote:I have no idea how long the average tacos are. I’ve never measured them. They are usually about the length and width of a flaccid cock, aren’t they?


A flaccid cock is not a unit of measure. :D

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Re: What could you JUST EAT?

Postby Snarfyguy » 10 Jan 2019, 22:02

Six String wrote:The picture in your post looks like the small one, yes?

Yep, that's about right, maybe a little bigger. They make them by hand to order at the place I like, so while they're uniform, I'm not sure if they conform to any kind of codified dimensions.

And they're so good that every other taco in town tastes like roasted garbage.

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Re: What could you JUST EAT?

Postby Count Machuki » 10 Jan 2019, 22:26

"arepa" (the Colombian/Venezuelan version of a thick tortilla) is also slang for vagina.
Guess what "chorizo" is slang for?
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Re: What could you JUST EAT?

Postby Six String » 10 Jan 2019, 22:28

:o

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Re: What could you JUST EAT?

Postby trans-chigley express » 11 Jan 2019, 11:04

Minnie Mincepie wrote:Some Alpen! (Sweetened)

Non-sweetened for me. I can’t stand the sweetened version, it’s cloyingly sweet.

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Re: What could you JUST EAT?

Postby martha » 11 Jan 2019, 14:02

If they are street taco sized I can eat three to five. If they are regular corn tortilla sized I can do two to three. If they are al mano the tortilla is thicker so I can just manage two. If they are the larger flauta sized ones or taco bell style crispy fried shells, I can't eat them on the grounds that I am from San Diego and we have laws against that sort of thing.
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Re: What could you JUST EAT?

Postby Still Baron » 11 Jan 2019, 14:07

“flauta size” !?

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Re: What could you JUST EAT?

Postby Goat Boy » 11 Jan 2019, 15:01

I think I had four tacos in Houston for lunch. That seemed like a nice amount.

After a few drinks I could easily eat a few more.
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Re: What could you JUST EAT?

Postby Jimbo » 11 Jan 2019, 15:15

I just ate.
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Re: What could you JUST EAT?

Postby Still Baron » 11 Jan 2019, 15:16

At any given time I could JUST EAT any number of fried meats: (CF) steak, pork chop, chicken ...

But I won’t
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Re: What could you JUST EAT?

Postby Minnie Mincepie » 13 Jan 2019, 20:49

Some granary bread toast with Marmite.
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