Happy Birthday Minnie the Minx!

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Happy Birthday Minnie the Minx!

Postby Still Baron » 07 Jan 2019, 04:46

On this day, the Once and Future Queen of Yorkshire was born in Bradford and has been dancing, cursing, drinking, joking, fighting, laughing, saving animals and humans, and LIVING HER BEST LIFE ever since. Among other things. Happy Birthday, Minnie the Minx! May this be your best year yet . . .
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Postby Charlie O. » 07 Jan 2019, 04:53

Happy Birthday, gorgeous!
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Postby Belle Lettre » 07 Jan 2019, 07:29

Happy Birthday xx
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Postby Fonz » 07 Jan 2019, 08:01

Salutations from another West Yorkshire Royal!
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Postby fange » 07 Jan 2019, 08:07

Happy birthday!
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Postby Bent Fabric » 07 Jan 2019, 10:22

Happy Birthday!

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Postby Goat Boy » 07 Jan 2019, 13:31

Happy birthday love!
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Postby harvey k-tel » 07 Jan 2019, 15:02

Happy fuckin' Birthday, Minnie the Minx!!
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Postby The Prof » 07 Jan 2019, 15:03

Happy Birthday.

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Postby The Modernist » 07 Jan 2019, 15:35

Happy birthday sugar.
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Postby Jeemo » 07 Jan 2019, 15:40

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Postby Tom Waits For No One » 07 Jan 2019, 15:52

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Postby Samoan » 07 Jan 2019, 16:48

Have a very Happy Birthday treacle!

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Postby Six String » 07 Jan 2019, 17:38

Happy Birthday dear. Have a raucous time. :D

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Postby Sneelock » 07 Jan 2019, 22:38

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Postby Minnie the Minx » 08 Jan 2019, 13:13

Cheers y’all! A lovely day was had - tacos, reading, and cocktails and champers with friends later.
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Postby kath » 11 Jan 2019, 20:25

happy belated birthday, minnie! glad you had a lovely day.

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Postby never/ever » 11 Jan 2019, 22:46

1. What do you do on your birthday?

2. What cake wish you could have for your birthday?

3. Best birthday present ever?

4. What was the best kids birthday party you had?


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Re: Happy Birthday Minnie the Minx!

Postby Minnie the Minx » 12 Jan 2019, 01:04

never/ever wrote:1. What do you do on your birthday?

2. What cake wish you could have for your birthday?

3. Best birthday present ever?

4. What was the best kids birthday party you had?


Sod them questions, have a great one yourself!


AS YOU ASKED

1. Always have the day off, a nice breakfast, play good music, lazy afternoon, pissed up evening.
2. Carrot cake. Is that what you mean?
3. I honestly can't remember.
4. Well! I was about 9. My Mum was a bit sauced up. I had invited all the 'popular' girls from school who I am sure felt they were slumming it in the weirdo's freakshow house. My mum laid on as party food - four huge bowls of salted peanuts and some Cadburys Creme Eggs. Despite this it was going ok. I was overseeing a dance competition. Mum wandered in, fag in mouth and said we should do some "improvisation darlings." She lined everyone up to sit in two adjacent rows, and then announced that as the birthday girl I got the job of being the air hostess in a rapidly descending plane. "You're all goink to die," she advised the alarmed nine year old passengers, "so just let your feelings go. Imagine how you would feel." I had to run up and down tending to hysterical children crying for their parents.
You know how you can never drag children away from parties? That wasn't the case here. Children called their parents asking for help.

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Re: Happy Birthday Minnie the Minx!

Postby The Fish » 12 Jan 2019, 08:41

Bealted best wishes to the Queen of Yorkshire from the King of Sussex. All the best Anna X
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