top ten lists

in reality, all of this has been a total load of old bollocks
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Re: top ten lists

Postby sloopjohnc » 18 Dec 2018, 00:21

Matt Wilson wrote:The NME'S TOP TEN ALL-TIME FUCKING USELESS BCB CUNTS

John Coan
Dor-Relip Hotels and Bathings
R. Swipe
Carla Breakthrough-Lark
Dr. E. PLATE
The Unfragrant Ox
!!VAPRANT!!
BOXO
the love bee
look at them gays


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I like a few of those.
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Re: top ten lists

Postby Matt Wilson » 18 Dec 2018, 00:42

I wouldn't know, I don't know any of those guys. They sure sound like cunts though - and you know they probably are because they're on an NME list!
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Re: top ten lists

Postby trans-chigley express » 18 Dec 2018, 00:50

Polishgirl wrote:Top Ten Trees

Monkey puzzle
Hawthorn
Handkerchief
Oak
Christmas
Weeping willow
Ash
Screaming
Sycamore
Apple

No Banyan?

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Re: top ten lists

Postby trans-chigley express » 18 Dec 2018, 01:27

Top Ten most supported football/Soccer teams in Asia:

1. Manchester United
2. Liverpool
3. Arsenal
4. Barcelona
5. Chelsea
6. Real Madrid
7. AC Milan
8. Bayern Munich
9. Manchester City
10. Atletico Madrid

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Re: top ten lists

Postby Jimbo » 18 Dec 2018, 02:33

Jimbo's 10 most recently visited websites

BCB
YouTube
Yahoo Mail
OffGuardian
Twangsville Revisited
Caitlin Johnstone - Medium
JAV Tube
Moon of Alabama
Consortium News
The Corbett Report
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Re: top ten lists

Postby Toby » 18 Dec 2018, 09:02

You forgot Melts reunited

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Re: top ten lists

Postby BooHooHoo » 18 Dec 2018, 09:06

:lol:
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Re: top ten lists

Postby Jimbo » 18 Dec 2018, 09:15

Dor-Relip Hotels and Bathings wrote::lol:



It's like you guys are Masonic lodge brothers club and get jokes I don't get - at all! . Explain "Melts reunited," please. All I can imagine it's a joke football team name referring to the post above mine. Or ... I get it. I'm on ignore. Invisible to you assholes.
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Re: top ten lists

Postby BooHooHoo » 18 Dec 2018, 09:16

top ten UK train stations

Preston
Glasgow Central
Torquay
Carlisle
Liverpool Lime Street
St. Pancras
Huddersfield
York
Grange-over-Sands
Manchester Piccadilly
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Re: top ten lists

Postby BooHooHoo » 18 Dec 2018, 09:41

top ten soul-destroying fuckwit BCB threads

Word Association
PROG CORNER
NOW PLAYING
ANSWER WITH A COVER
Jimbo Conspiracies
Thrift Shop Scores
I hear some people died in Gaza
Copehead's RWC thread
Your bucket list of bands to see live
NOW PLAYING vinyl only
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Re: top ten lists

Postby Darkness_Fish » 18 Dec 2018, 09:49

new McCartney

(and no Oakworth or Bury in the previous list? Shame) Ramsbottom could've been a contender, too.
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Re: top ten lists

Postby BooHooHoo » 18 Dec 2018, 10:12

Bury station? Really?
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Re: top ten lists

Postby the masked man » 18 Dec 2018, 10:25

Top Ten Finnish Metal Bands:

Amberian Dawn
Apocalyptica
Children of Bodom
Dark Sarah
Insomnium
Korpiklaani
Moonsorrow
Nightwish
Sonata Arctica
Turisas

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Re: top ten lists

Postby Diamond Dog » 18 Dec 2018, 11:08

Ten biggest casinos in Las Vegas :

1) MGM Grand
2) Bellagio
3) Venetian
4) Aria
5) Cosmopolitan
6) Gold Coast
7) Caesars Palace
8) Encore
9) The D
10) Red Rock
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Postby Rayge » 18 Dec 2018, 11:45

Here's the first four (no particular order)

Top ten dead funny people/teams
Laurel & Hardy
Spike Milligan/Goons
Monty Python
Don Martin
Bill Elder
George & Weedon Grossmith
Geoffrey Willans and Ronald Searle
Galton & Simpson
Flann O'Brian/Myles nacGopaleen/Brian O'Nolan
Peter Tinniswood

top ten dead personal heroes who don't fit anywhere else
Dad
Chip
Aunt Cissie
Bill Nicholson
Danny Blanchflower
Johnny White
Orson Welles
Edward Hopper
George Herriman
Stan Laurel

Top Ten dead writers (prose fiction)
Jack Kerouac
Richard Brautigan
Charles Bukowski
Kurt Vonnegut Jr
Robert Anton Wilson
Peter Tinniswood
Terry Pratchett
Kenneth Grahame
Flann O'Brian

Top ten dead record-makers
Phil Ochs
Randy California
Timi Yuro
Jackie Leven
Chuck Berry
Ben E King
Jan Berry
Simon Jeffes
Nina Simone
Marty Balin
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Re: top ten lists

Postby Toby » 18 Dec 2018, 12:02

Top 10 footballers

Messi
Maradona
Cristiano Ronaldo
Pele
Cruyff
Beckenbauer
Zidane
Moore
Yachine
Ian Ormonroyd

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Re: top ten lists

Postby Rayge » 18 Dec 2018, 13:48

Top ten 'best' (entertaining and/or insightful and/or stylish and/or funny) writers currently regularly posting in Black Cat Bone (no order)

Darkness Fish
Goat Boy
Davey the Fat Boy
The Modernist
Sneelock
JC
Gash
kath
toomanyhatz
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Re: top ten lists

Postby clive gash » 18 Dec 2018, 13:57

Modesty Forbids is a right twat.
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Re: top ten lists

Postby Darkness_Fish » 18 Dec 2018, 13:59

Dor-Relip Hotels and Bathings wrote:Bury station? Really?

They do proper steam train rides through the countryside from there though, and it's got a bit of a historical bent. And err... c'mon, I'm trying to get a discussion on train stations going, cut me some slack.
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Re: top ten lists

Postby Modesty Forbids » 18 Dec 2018, 14:08

clive gash wrote:Modesty Forbids is a right twat.


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