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Re: top ten lists

Postby BooHooHoo » 15 Dec 2018, 20:53

no M&S choc teacakes?
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Re: top ten lists

Postby yomptepi » 15 Dec 2018, 20:55

Dor-Relip Hotels and Bathings wrote:no M&S choc teacakes?


Not really my thing. I do like ginger nuts though. Always have.
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Postby Penk! » 15 Dec 2018, 20:57

Dor-Relip Hotels and Bathings wrote:Anyway the quality of most of that stuff has plummeted in the last couple of years. Cadbury especially used to make all sorts of goodies. Now not only is the range reduced, but they use a range of fats in place of cocoa butter that read like a organic chemist's lab report. All because (the lady loves ;) ) they were sold off to Mondelez.


Yeah I used to love going home and buying a Wispa Gold or something, because Cadbury's are way better than high street chocolate bars on the continent (what the hell did they have in Spain? those fucking racist things with African caricatures on them, because they're brown right?), but it's become less of a treat over the last few years.
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Re: top ten lists

Postby Penk! » 15 Dec 2018, 20:58

yomptepi wrote:Jaffa cakes


Just the original orange ones?

What do we think about the odd varieties you sometimes get? As a kid I did occasionally like a pack of lime Jaffa Cakes as a supermarket surprise.
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Re: top ten lists

Postby yomptepi » 15 Dec 2018, 21:00

PENK wrote:
yomptepi wrote:Jaffa cakes


Just the original orange ones?

What do we think about the odd varieties you sometimes get? As a kid I did occasionally like a pack of lime Jaffa Cakes as a supermarket surprise.


All good. The problem with Jaffa cakes is that you could eat a whole box without thinking...
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Re: top ten lists

Postby Toby » 15 Dec 2018, 21:01

I can eat a packet of Jaffa cakes in about 30 seconds.

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Re: top ten lists

Postby BooHooHoo » 15 Dec 2018, 21:01

fruit + chocolate = disaster
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Re: top ten lists

Postby Penk! » 15 Dec 2018, 21:01

How do you eat them though?

I like to nibble round the edges then gob the whole fruity middle in one.

Or carefully peel off the chocolate-and-jelly top with the first bite, leaving just the soft biscake under.

Great stuff.
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Re: top ten lists

Postby The Modernist » 15 Dec 2018, 21:09

PENK wrote:How do you eat them though?

I like to nibble round the edges then gob the whole fruity middle in one.
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That's one way of eating a banana I suppose.

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Re: top ten lists

Postby GoogaMooga » 15 Dec 2018, 21:42

top 10 most annoying insects

1. mosquito
2. house fly
3. wasp
4. bee
5. moth
6. cockroach
7. tick
8. ant
9. earwig
10. bed bugs *

* bed bugs would figure higher, but can be avoided by not checking into dingy hotels.
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Re: top ten lists

Postby Positive Passion » 16 Dec 2018, 11:32

yomptepi wrote:
PENK wrote:
yomptepi wrote:Jaffa cakes


Just the original orange ones?

What do we think about the odd varieties you sometimes get? As a kid I did occasionally like a pack of lime Jaffa Cakes as a supermarket surprise.


All good. The problem with Jaffa cakes is that you could eat a whole box without thinking...


The real problem is that they are famously cakes not biscuits so don't fit your list. Stick chocolate hob nobs in instead.

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Re: top ten lists

Postby Jimbo » 16 Dec 2018, 11:44

Jimbo's Top 10 Conspiracies

9/11
JFK
7/7 - David Kelly
Boston bombing
Oklahoma City bombing
Russia!
JFK Jr.
Moon landing
Clinton Foundation
Sandy Hook
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Re: top ten lists

Postby GoogaMooga » 16 Dec 2018, 12:07

What is 7/7 - David Kelly
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Postby Jimbo » 16 Dec 2018, 12:18

GoogaMooga wrote:What is 7/7 - David Kelly


The London subway bombings and the "suicided" WMD whistle blower.
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Postby GoogaMooga » 16 Dec 2018, 12:21

Jimbo wrote:
GoogaMooga wrote:What is 7/7 - David Kelly


The London subway bombings and the "suicided" WMD whistle blower.


But why mention them together, on the same line
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Re: top ten lists

Postby Jimbo » 16 Dec 2018, 12:36

GoogaMooga wrote:
Jimbo wrote:
GoogaMooga wrote:What is 7/7 - David Kelly


The London subway bombings and the "suicided" WMD whistle blower.


But why mention them together, on the same line


Just did. Had 11 on my list and the time frame and locale were similar as was their connection to UK's involvement in Iraq war so I slapped them together. Either one or both, if you look beyond what the BBC says and see what skeptics say, you may be fascinated as I am.
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Re: top ten lists

Postby The Red Heifer » 16 Dec 2018, 19:40

Jimbo wrote:Jimbo's Top 10 Conspiracies

Sandy Hook


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Re: top ten lists

Postby BooHooHoo » 16 Dec 2018, 19:40

FOR FUCK'S SAKE IGNORE THE STUPID CUNT
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Postby The Red Heifer » 16 Dec 2018, 19:41

I had a moment of weakness. I shan't do it again.
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