have you got a hard on for new pork?

in reality, all of this has been a total load of old bollocks
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Minnie Mincepie
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have you got a hard on for new pork?

Postby Minnie Mincepie » 27 Nov 2018, 22:14

Well, have you?

My husband has. When we’re in Yorkshire me stepmum will slap some crackling down in front of the husband and his pupils start dilating. Give him the sight of some spanking new bacon and he’ll stand up like a meerkat.

Alas, when he is shopping with me it’s a lost cause. The most excited he can expect to get is the promise of a new fork.
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Re: have you got a hard on for new pork?

Postby $P.Muff$ » 27 Nov 2018, 23:00

You see, pork is the white man, and the white man is pork.

If you spell white man backwards what does it spell?

PORK!

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Re: have you got a hard on for new pork?

Postby sloopjohnc » 27 Nov 2018, 23:03

I'm still working on old pork.
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Re: have you got a hard on for new pork?

Postby harvey k-tel » 28 Nov 2018, 00:01

I visited New Pork in the 90's and it was okay, but I later found out that the real action was happening down the road in places like New Luther Vandross and New Trition.
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Re: have you got a hard on for new pork?

Postby Jimbo » 28 Nov 2018, 06:20

Minnie Cheddars wrote:stand up like a meerkat.


:lol:
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