Secret Santa 2018 - Sign up time!

in reality, all of this has been a total load of old bollocks

This means this thread won't die.

a) Fuck you grim reaper
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Tom Waits For No One
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Re: Secret Santa 2018 - Sign up time!

Postby Tom Waits For No One » 08 Dec 2018, 13:57

Sent :
1. Diamond Dog
2. Balls
3. Fonz
4. Neige
5. Martha
6. K-Tel
7. Griff (!)
8. TWFNO
9.
10.
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12.
13.
14.

Received :
1. Diamond Dog!
2. K-Tel
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
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11.
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13.
14.
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Re: Secret Santa 2018 - Sign up time!

Postby Minnie the Minx » 08 Dec 2018, 15:59

I can’t add it to the list on this phone but


SENT

;)
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Re: Secret Santa 2018 - Sign up time!

Postby Tom Waits For No One » 08 Dec 2018, 17:04

Allow me



Sent :
1. Diamond Dog
2. Balls
3. Fonz
4. Neige
5. Martha
6. K-Tel
7. Griff (!)
8. TWFNO
9. Minnie
10.
11.
12.
13.
14.

Received :
1. Diamond Dog!
2. K-Tel
3. TWFNO
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.
11.
12.
13.
14.
A kid swapping a fishing rod for a Dr. Feelgood album.

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Re: Secret Santa 2018 - Sign up time!

Postby Minnie the Minx » 08 Dec 2018, 17:39

Thanks handsome! X
You come at the Queen, you best not miss.

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Someone in your line of work usually as their own man cave aka the shed we're they can potter around fixing stuff or something don't they?

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Re: Secret Santa 2018 - Sign up time!

Postby Jimbo » 10 Dec 2018, 05:25

Tom Waits For No One wrote:Allow me



Sent :
1. Diamond Dog
2. Balls
3. Fonz
4. Neige
5. Martha
6. K-Tel
7. Griff (!)
8. TWFNO
9. Minnie
10. Jimbo
11.
12.
13.
14.

Received :
1. Diamond Dog!
2. K-Tel
3. TWFNO
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.
11.
12.
13.
14.
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Re: Secret Santa 2018 - Sign up time!

Postby harvey k-tel » 10 Dec 2018, 15:41

Just a heads up to my giftee that there's apparently a very large backlog in Canada Post's system due to a recent strike by letter carriers. My package should arrive on time, but I'm just letting you know in case it doesn't.
If you've got nothing to do, don't do it here.

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Re: Secret Santa 2018 - Sign up time!

Postby Minnie the Minx » 10 Dec 2018, 17:07

harvey k-tel wrote:Just a heads up to my giftee that there's apparently a very large backlog in Canada Post's system due to a recent strike by letter carriers. My package should arrive on time, but I'm just letting you know in case it doesn't.


It’s not CRISPS is it
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Re: Secret Santa 2018 - Sign up time!

Postby harvey k-tel » 10 Dec 2018, 17:33

I would never send CRISPS by mail! They'd get smushed!
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Re: Secret Santa 2018 - Sign up time!

Postby Minnie the Minx » 10 Dec 2018, 18:10

harvey k-tel wrote:I would never send CRISPS by mail! They'd get smushed!


:x
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Re: Secret Santa 2018 - Sign up time!

Postby The Write Profile » 11 Dec 2018, 07:42

Sent :
1. Diamond Dog
2. Balls
3. Fonz
4. Neige
5. Martha
6. K-Tel
7. Griff (!)
8. TWFNO
9. Minnie
10. TWP
11.
12.
13.
14.

Received :
1. Diamond Dog!
2. K-Tel
3. TWFNO
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.
11.
12.
13.
14.
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Re: Secret Santa 2018 - Sign up time!

Postby The Red Heifer » 12 Dec 2018, 02:26

Sent :
1. Diamond Dog
2. Balls
3. Fonz
4. Neige
5. Martha
6. K-Tel
7. Griff (!)
8. TWFNO
9. Minnie
10. TWP
11. Heifer
12.
13.
14.

Received :
1. Diamond Dog!
2. K-Tel
3. TWFNO
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.
11.
12.
13.
14.

Australia Post really takes the romance out of the secret Santa, with the detailed customs forms they thrust upon us :lol:
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Re: Secret Santa 2018 - Sign up time!

Postby Diamond Dog » 12 Dec 2018, 06:07

Three to go - and, just as a reminder, there are only 11 possible delivering days left.

Just a thought.
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Re: Secret Santa 2018 - Sign up time!

Postby Jimbo » 12 Dec 2018, 09:57

Sent :
1. Diamond Dog
2. Balls
3. Fonz
4. Neige
5. Martha
6. K-Tel
7. Griff (!)
8. TWFNO
9. Minnie
10. TWP
11. Heifer
12. Jimbo
13.
14.

Received :
1. Diamond Dog!
2. K-Tel
3. TWFNO
4. Jimbo :D
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.
11.
12.
13.
14.
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Re: Secret Santa 2018 - Sign up time!

Postby harvey k-tel » 12 Dec 2018, 12:05

The Red Nosed Heifer wrote:Australia Post really takes the romance out of the secret Santa, with the detailed customs forms they thrust upon us :lol:


I hear you. Canada Post is the same.
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Re: Secret Santa 2018 - Sign up time!

Postby Neige » 12 Dec 2018, 18:57

harvey k-tel wrote:
The Red Nosed Heifer wrote:Australia Post really takes the romance out of the secret Santa, with the detailed customs forms they thrust upon us :lol:


I hear you. Canada Post is the same.


In Switzerland, detailed forms only need to be filled out when the package is heavier than two kilos.

But being the only Swiss ever to partake, there's no point bothering with secrecy anyway.

TBH, several years ago, I did walk the extra mile and had a friendly Brit forward the parcel, just to cover the tracks. :lol:
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Re: Secret Santa 2018 - Sign up time!

Postby kath » 14 Dec 2018, 20:38

Sent :
1. Diamond Dog
2. Balls
3. Fonz
4. Neige
5. Martha
6. K-Tel
7. Griff (!)
8. TWFNO
9. Minnie
10. TWP
11. Heifer
12. Jimbo
13. oliltownofkathlehem
14.

Received :
1. Diamond Dog!
2. K-Tel
3. TWFNO
4. Jimbo :D
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.
11.
12.
13.
14.

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Re: Secret Santa 2018 - Sign up time!

Postby Jumper K » 15 Dec 2018, 04:21

Sent :
1. Diamond Dog
2. Balls
3. Fonz
4. Neige
5. Martha
6. K-Tel
7. Griff (!)
8. TWFNO
9. Minnie
10. TWP
11. Heifer
12. Jimbo
13. oliltownofkathlehem
14.

Received :
1. Diamond Dog!
2. K-Tel
3. TWFNO
4. Jimbo :D
5. Balls
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.
11.
12.
13.
14.

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Re: Secret Santa 2018 - Sign up time!

Postby Minnie the Minx » 16 Dec 2018, 15:39

I’ll be away from Tuesday till Jan so don’t worry if I don’t get mine till then. It’ll be in my PO Box.
You come at the Queen, you best not miss.

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Someone in your line of work usually as their own man cave aka the shed we're they can potter around fixing stuff or something don't they?

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Re: Secret Santa 2018 - Sign up time!

Postby Diamond Dog » 16 Dec 2018, 19:57

A week to go in reality.

I sincerely hope Hatz has got his parcel off.
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Re: Secret Santa 2018 - Sign up time!

Postby Fonz » 17 Dec 2018, 11:26

Sent :
1. Diamond Dog
2. Balls
3. Fonz
4. Neige
5. Martha
6. K-Tel
7. Griff (!)
8. TWFNO
9. Minnie
10. TWP
11. Heifer
12. Jimbo
13. oliltownofkathlehem
14.

Received :
1. Diamond Dog!
2. K-Tel
3. TWFNO
4. Jimbo :D
5. Balls
6. Fonz
7.
8.
9.
10.
11.
12.
13.
14.
Heyyyy!

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