admit to your BCB faults!

in reality, all of this has been a total load of old bollocks

!

I have a BIG FAT ARSE
2
6%
I'm as BORING AS FUCK
8
24%
I'm an UGLY CUNT
3
9%
I have NO FRIENDS
7
21%
I'm as THICK AS PIGSHIT
2
6%
I SMELL LIKE A DOG'S ARSE
3
9%
I have SHIT TASTE IN MUSIC
8
24%
 
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admit to your BCB faults!

Postby C. » 19 Sep 2018, 12:43

Choose all that apply!
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Re: admit to your BCB faults!

Postby clive gash » 19 Sep 2018, 12:49

Ooh, is this guess the BCBer?
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Re: admit to your BCB faults!

Postby Still Baron » 19 Sep 2018, 12:52

Oh I’m very boring, indeed.
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Postby clive gash » 19 Sep 2018, 13:04

The ability to bore others is the true BCB talent.
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Re: admit to your BCB faults!

Postby Rayge » 19 Sep 2018, 14:09

well, that's the proggers taken care of.
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Postby fange » 19 Sep 2018, 14:19

All of the above. With a PHD in Contemporary Boring.
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Postby C. » 19 Sep 2018, 14:54

Rayge wrote:well, that's the proggers taken care of.


NO - I forgot 'small cock', 'bald' and 'no sense of humour' :oops:
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Postby never/ever » 19 Sep 2018, 14:57

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Rayge wrote:well, that's the proggers taken care of.


NO - I forgot 'small cock', 'bald' and 'no sense of humour' :oops:


That's very self deprecating of you, John.
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Postby Jimbo » 19 Sep 2018, 15:15

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Postby Sneelock » 19 Sep 2018, 16:42

I'd like to know where you get your information.
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Postby Flower » 19 Sep 2018, 16:50

According to the zombie next door .. we have no friends. :lol: :lol:
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Re: admit to your BCB faults!

Postby clive gash » 25 Sep 2018, 23:28

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