admit to your BCB faults!

in reality, all of this has been a total load of old bollocks

!

I have a BIG FAT ARSE
2
6%
I'm as BORING AS FUCK
8
24%
I'm an UGLY CUNT
3
9%
I have NO FRIENDS
7
21%
I'm as THICK AS PIGSHIT
2
6%
I SMELL LIKE A DOG'S ARSE
3
9%
I have SHIT TASTE IN MUSIC
8
24%
 
Total votes: 33

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admit to your BCB faults!

Postby THE SMOOTH SOUL STYLINGS OF SUMPTUOUS SI » 19 Sep 2018, 12:43

Choose all that apply!
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Postby wannabee enfant terrible » 19 Sep 2018, 12:49

Ooh, is this guess the BCBer?
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Postby LeBaron » 19 Sep 2018, 12:52

Oh I’m very boring, indeed.
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Postby wannabee enfant terrible » 19 Sep 2018, 13:04

The ability to bore others is the true BCB talent.
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Re: admit to your BCB faults!

Postby Rayge » 19 Sep 2018, 14:09

well, that's the proggers taken care of.
How about another one for us hip kids? Categories could include Too cool for school, don't care about trousers, workshy layabout, inability to grow facial hair, live in the North of England, cares about football (with a separate damned subsection for Gooners and Poo fans), dislike of Diamanda Galas, etc.
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Postby fange » 19 Sep 2018, 14:19

All of the above. With a PHD in Contemporary Boring.
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Postby THE SMOOTH SOUL STYLINGS OF SUMPTUOUS SI » 19 Sep 2018, 14:54

Rayge wrote:well, that's the proggers taken care of.


NO - I forgot 'small cock', 'bald' and 'no sense of humour' :oops:
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Postby never/ever » 19 Sep 2018, 14:57

Eddie Shah environment wrote:
Rayge wrote:well, that's the proggers taken care of.


NO - I forgot 'small cock', 'bald' and 'no sense of humour' :oops:


That's very self deprecating of you, John.
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Postby Jimbo » 19 Sep 2018, 15:15

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Postby Sneelock » 19 Sep 2018, 16:42

I'd like to know where you get your information.
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Postby Flower » 19 Sep 2018, 16:50

According to the zombie next door .. we have no friends. :lol: :lol:
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Re: admit to your BCB faults!

Postby wannabee enfant terrible » 25 Sep 2018, 23:28

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