Do you lick Yogurt lids?

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Do you lick Yogurt lids?

Postby clive gash » 17 Sep 2018, 11:52

Not a euphemism.

The creamy residue on the underlid, do you scoff it tongue-style?
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Re: Do you lick Yogurt lids?

Postby Rayge » 17 Sep 2018, 11:59

If you're referring to the aluminium foil covering, I'm more likely to wipe it with a sweep of a (newly washed) forefinger, then suck on that. If you'r talking about the underside of the plastic lid, and indeed the carton itself, I tend to give that a good reaming before washing it out prior to recycling.
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Re: Do you lick Yogurt lids?

Postby Dor-Relip Hotels and Bathings » 17 Sep 2018, 12:00

Never.

I scrape it off with a spoon and stir it in to the pot.
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Re: Do you lick Yogurt lids?

Postby clive gash » 17 Sep 2018, 12:01

Fucking animal.
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Re: Do you lick Yogurt lids?

Postby clive gash » 17 Sep 2018, 12:03

I see it as a gift from the Yogurt gods. To redistribute it seems...ungrateful.
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Postby Dor-Relip Hotels and Bathings » 17 Sep 2018, 12:09

It's like a left-out overnight biscuit. Almost unuseable in its discovered state.
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Re: Do you lick Yogurt lids?

Postby Walk In My Shadow » 17 Sep 2018, 12:13

scrape it off with a spoon
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Re: Do you lick Yogurt lids?

Postby clive gash » 17 Sep 2018, 12:14

It’s the slightly sour/savoury aspect that tickles the fancy, an amuse-bouche for the switched-on.
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Re: Do you lick Yogurt lids?

Postby clive gash » 17 Sep 2018, 12:16

Introducing an alien item, yer spoon, finger, etc, twixt lid and tongue naturally ensures the fragile magic is lost.
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Re: Do you lick Yogurt lids?

Postby Dor-Relip Hotels and Bathings » 17 Sep 2018, 12:35

kalowski II: The Revenge wrote:It’s the slightly sour/savoury aspect that tickles the fancy, an amuse-bouche for the switched-on.


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Re: Do you lick Yogurt lids?

Postby Jimbo » 17 Sep 2018, 13:33

Any fellow ketchup bottle lickers here?
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Re: Do you lick Yogurt lids?

Postby The Modernist » 17 Sep 2018, 13:35

I think you're neglecting the consistency Nev. It's often thicker than the yoghurt itself, almost like a skin and that can be off-putting.

I still do though.

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Re: Do you lick Yogurt lids?

Postby Jimbo » 17 Sep 2018, 13:52

Are all you Brits pronouncing it YA GURT?
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Re: Do you lick Yogurt lids?

Postby The Modernist » 17 Sep 2018, 13:58

Er...no.

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Re: Do you lick Yogurt lids?

Postby harvey k-tel » 17 Sep 2018, 14:03

I scrape it off with a left-out overnight biscuit.
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Re: Do you lick Yogurt lids?

Postby Jimbo » 17 Sep 2018, 14:21

The Modernist wrote:Er...no.


I remember kidding an old English friend over the way he pronounced it Yaw gut while we Americans say it Yo (long O) gurt (hard R). It was like there is no long O in British English, but there is, of course, but you don't say it when you say "yogurt." Hear the difference here.

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Re: Do you lick Yogurt lids?

Postby Darkness_Fish » 17 Sep 2018, 15:44

I always thought it was best to pronounce it correctly. To avoid sounding like an American.
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Re: Do you lick Yogurt lids?

Postby Polishgirl » 17 Sep 2018, 15:45

Not on a first date.
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Re: Do you lick Yogurt lids?

Postby Jimbo » 17 Sep 2018, 16:09

Darkness_Fish wrote:I always thought it was best to pronounce it correctly. To avoid sounding like an American.


Well, however it's pronounced it's still nearly sour, germy, moldy, slimy, single celled creature infested milk and only good with sugary stuff. Now, a proper sour cream is the bomb.
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Re: Do you lick Yogurt lids?

Postby sloopjohnc » 18 Sep 2018, 17:38

I'd personally wonder about someone who didn't.

All that creamy goodness gone to waste.
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