Bald?

in reality, all of this has been a total load of old bollocks

Are you bald?

Yes
7
24%
Getting there
7
24%
No
15
52%
 
Total votes: 29

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Jimbo
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Re: Bald?

Postby Jimbo » 08 Sep 2018, 01:59

Belle Lettre wrote:I think my eyebrows may be a trifle thinner


This reminds me that but for some un-seeable fuzz I have no eyebrows either! My baldness starts from the back of my head and goes up and over and down to the bridge my nose. (Inside the nose I am all man, however.) But like Rudolph has a shiny red nose I have this one eyebrow hair. Could make a cartoon and call it Plucky the Hair. He's a very visible white color. My wife likes to pluck on Plucky. He sprouts from my left supraorbital ridge and grows so long and so quickly he tickles me and I need to trim him back when I shave my head but he grows back as fast as my remaining head hair.
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Re: Bald?

Postby Jimbo » 08 Sep 2018, 03:40

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Re: Bald?

Postby caramba » 08 Sep 2018, 08:43

Does anyone remember that incredibly funny piece Clive James wrote about the various ways people tried to conceal their baldness for the Observer in the late 70s? Having dissected the subtle but structurally crucial differences between the Bobby Charlton and Robert Robinson version of the combover, he reached the conclusion it was better to shave the whole lot off and embrace your slapheadism

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Re: Bald?

Postby Jimbo » 17 Sep 2018, 16:13

J just shaved my head, sides, back and all. First time ever. Now my head and eyebrows finally match. I kept my stupid, useless chin fuzz. Ooh, I'm a beatnik.
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Re: Bald?

Postby Hightea » 17 Sep 2018, 18:58

Not bald, never would give myself a bald shave or even a military buzz cut or the modern shave the sides.
Sorry I'm a hippy at heart if I could I would grow my hair longer. However, in the business world I stick to shoulder length.

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Re: Bald?

Postby Walk In My Shadow » 17 Sep 2018, 20:17

still full head of hair but i get it shaved short.

not much hair on my face. I could never have a goatee, porn 'stache, Fairport beard. My buggest regret.
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Re: Bald?

Postby sloopjohnc » 17 Sep 2018, 21:28

My dad was bald for my whole conscious existence and my brother started going bald at 25.

I was adopted and I still have all my hair. It's not as luscious and glowing as when I was younger, but it's pretty much all still there.
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Re: Bald?

Postby Hightea » 18 Sep 2018, 01:10

Pansy Puff wrote:
Hightea wrote:Not bald, never would give myself a bald shave or even a military buzz cut or the modern shave the sides.
Sorry I'm a hippy at heart if I could I would grow my hair longer. However, in the business world I stick to shoulder length.

Shoulder length hair:
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:lol: I've got a little receding hairline but nothing like that. It would have to recede more than that before I would think to shave it.

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Re: Bald?

Postby Matt Wilson » 18 Sep 2018, 01:52

sloopjohnc wrote:
I was adopted and I still have all my hair. It's not as luscious and glowing as when I was younger, but it's pretty much all still there.


This thread is about the hair on your head though, not on your ass.