Has anyone ever jerked off at McDonalds?

in reality, all of this has been a total load of old bollocks
caramba
Posts: 287
Joined: 25 Aug 2016, 17:12

Has anyone ever jerked off at McDonalds?

Postby caramba » 06 Sep 2018, 15:37

Never had a copycat thread and today's my birthday so have a few on me!
Last edited by caramba on 06 Sep 2018, 15:41, edited 1 time in total.

User avatar
Deebank
Resonator
Posts: 23013
Joined: 10 Oct 2003, 13:47
Location: In a beautiful place out in the country

Re: Has anyone ever smirked at McDonalds?

Postby Deebank » 06 Sep 2018, 15:39

Bah! :x
I've been talking about writing a book - 25 years of TEFL - for a few years now. I've got it in me.

Paid anghofio fod dy galon yn y chwyldro

caramba
Posts: 287
Joined: 25 Aug 2016, 17:12

Re: Has anyone ever smirked at McDonalds?

Postby caramba » 06 Sep 2018, 15:40

Sorry, DB! Just noticed you had the same thought and I'm fresh out of puns

User avatar
Eddie Shah environment
hounds people off the board
Posts: 18016
Joined: 24 Apr 2007, 23:21
Location: pursued by the enraged queen

Re: Has anyone ever smirked at McDonalds?

Postby Eddie Shah environment » 06 Sep 2018, 15:41

caramba wrote:Never had a copycat thread and today's my birthday so have a few on me!


Excellent! Always good to see someone have fun here (the teachers and the posties don't seem to, sadly).
Dimbo wrote:The media are run by the CIA. They write what they tell them to write.

User avatar
Deebank
Resonator
Posts: 23013
Joined: 10 Oct 2003, 13:47
Location: In a beautiful place out in the country

Re: Has anyone ever smirked at McDonalds?

Postby Deebank » 06 Sep 2018, 15:52

caramba wrote:Sorry, DB! Just noticed you had the same thought and I'm fresh out of puns


Jolly decent of you to change the title... Happy Birthday!
I've been talking about writing a book - 25 years of TEFL - for a few years now. I've got it in me.

Paid anghofio fod dy galon yn y chwyldro

User avatar
Matt Wilson
Psychedelic Cowpunk
Posts: 29442
Joined: 16 Jul 2003, 20:18
Location: Edge of a continent

Re: Has anyone ever smirked at McDonalds?

Postby Matt Wilson » 06 Sep 2018, 17:09

BOXO wrote:
caramba wrote:Never had a copycat thread and today's my birthday so have a few on me!


Excellent! Always good to see someone have fun here (the teachers and the posties don't seem to, sadly).


You're not teaching anymore?
Thinking about Mexican food.

User avatar
Pansy Puff
Posts: 8514
Joined: 22 Feb 2012, 21:10
Location: Under the watchful eye of the Clive police

Re: Has anyone ever smirked at McDonalds?

Postby Pansy Puff » 06 Sep 2018, 17:16

Matt Wilson wrote:
BOXO wrote:
caramba wrote:Never had a copycat thread and today's my birthday so have a few on me!


Excellent! Always good to see someone have fun here (the teachers and the posties don't seem to, sadly).


You're not teaching anymore?

He's working in McDonalds and practising homophobia.
“He’s got the memory of an elephant ... and the trophy cabinet of one too.”

User avatar
Sneelock
Posts: 11895
Joined: 19 Nov 2011, 23:56
Location: Lincoln Head City

Re: Has anyone ever jerked off at McDonalds?

Postby Sneelock » 06 Sep 2018, 17:59

I haven't personally but I've heard stories!
scan not a friend with a microscopic glass

User avatar
Eddie Shah environment
hounds people off the board
Posts: 18016
Joined: 24 Apr 2007, 23:21
Location: pursued by the enraged queen

Re: Has anyone ever jerked off at McDonalds?

Postby Eddie Shah environment » 06 Sep 2018, 18:00

Go on, Snee!
Dimbo wrote:The media are run by the CIA. They write what they tell them to write.

User avatar
Sneelock
Posts: 11895
Joined: 19 Nov 2011, 23:56
Location: Lincoln Head City

Re: Has anyone ever jerked off at McDonalds?

Postby Sneelock » 06 Sep 2018, 18:17

I thought everybody has heard those stories!
scan not a friend with a microscopic glass

caramba
Posts: 287
Joined: 25 Aug 2016, 17:12

Re: Has anyone ever jerked off at McDonalds?

Postby caramba » 06 Sep 2018, 18:42

Sneelock wrote:

I thought everybody has heard those stories!



No. We were all down at one of the McDonalds threads waiting for you to "reach out" and "share".

One of the few days you didn't turn up