Has anyone ever jerked off at McDonalds?

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Has anyone ever jerked off at McDonalds?

Postby caramba » 06 Sep 2018, 15:37

Never had a copycat thread and today's my birthday so have a few on me!
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Re: Has anyone ever smirked at McDonalds?

Postby Deebank » 06 Sep 2018, 15:39

Bah! :x
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Re: Has anyone ever smirked at McDonalds?

Postby caramba » 06 Sep 2018, 15:40

Sorry, DB! Just noticed you had the same thought and I'm fresh out of puns

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Re: Has anyone ever smirked at McDonalds?

Postby DEEPLANK » 06 Sep 2018, 15:41

caramba wrote:Never had a copycat thread and today's my birthday so have a few on me!


Excellent! Always good to see someone have fun here (the teachers and the posties don't seem to, sadly).
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Re: Has anyone ever smirked at McDonalds?

Postby Deebank » 06 Sep 2018, 15:52

caramba wrote:Sorry, DB! Just noticed you had the same thought and I'm fresh out of puns


Jolly decent of you to change the title... Happy Birthday!
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Re: Has anyone ever smirked at McDonalds?

Postby Matt Wilson » 06 Sep 2018, 17:09

BOXO wrote:
caramba wrote:Never had a copycat thread and today's my birthday so have a few on me!


Excellent! Always good to see someone have fun here (the teachers and the posties don't seem to, sadly).


You're not teaching anymore?
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Re: Has anyone ever jerked off at McDonalds?

Postby Sneelock » 06 Sep 2018, 17:59

I haven't personally but I've heard stories!
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Re: Has anyone ever jerked off at McDonalds?

Postby DEEPLANK » 06 Sep 2018, 18:00

Go on, Snee!
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Re: Has anyone ever jerked off at McDonalds?

Postby Sneelock » 06 Sep 2018, 18:17

I thought everybody has heard those stories!
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Re: Has anyone ever jerked off at McDonalds?

Postby caramba » 06 Sep 2018, 18:42

Sneelock wrote:

I thought everybody has heard those stories!



No. We were all down at one of the McDonalds threads waiting for you to "reach out" and "share".

One of the few days you didn't turn up