has anyone ever worked at McDonald's?

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has anyone ever worked at McDonald's?

Postby ever/never » 06 Sep 2018, 12:56

or knows anyone who has?

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Re: has anyone ever worked at McDonald's?

Postby Diamond Dog » 06 Sep 2018, 13:06

"Has anyone ever worked at McDonald's"?

Yes many thousands of people have.
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Postby Jeemo » 06 Sep 2018, 13:18

yes, i know some people that have worked there.
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Re: has anyone ever worked at McDonald's?

Postby The Modernist » 06 Sep 2018, 13:37

Goat Boy and Harvey- KTel must have done!

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Postby Still Baron » 06 Sep 2018, 14:12

I have a cousin who is now a Big Shot at the IRS as an accountant/executive who got her bookkeeping start at a McDonalds. Her sister worked there as well.
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Re: has anyone ever worked at McDonald's?

Postby Jimbo » 06 Sep 2018, 14:44

I ate there.
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Postby harvey k-tel » 06 Sep 2018, 14:46

The Modernist wrote:Goat Boy and Harvey- KTel must have done!


I'll have you know that we are both MacDonalds (actually, my family spells ours with a small 'd', but whatever), and my hamburgers are far superior.
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Postby Count Machuki » 06 Sep 2018, 15:00

You can always tell folks who've worked a fair bit of fast food by the burn scars on their arms from the french fry makers.
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Postby Darkness_Fish » 06 Sep 2018, 15:09

Wally Bingbang wrote:my hamburgers are far superior.

I've always admired your buns.
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Postby clive gash » 06 Sep 2018, 15:15

Not to mention his secret sauce.
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Re: has anyone ever worked at McDonald's?

Postby The Modernist » 06 Sep 2018, 15:35

Wally Bingbang wrote:
The Modernist wrote:Goat Boy and Harvey- KTel must have done!


I'll have you know that we are both MacDonalds (actually, my family spells ours with a small 'd', but whatever), and my hamburgers are far superior.


I reckon you inserted that a in there just to distance yourself from your burger forebearers. Mind you I can't talk, our original family name was Burger King.

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Postby Powehi » 06 Sep 2018, 15:36

I was working on a burger, fries and shake at my local Mickey Ds just the other lunchtime

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Postby pcqgod » 06 Sep 2018, 15:57

If online friends count, then I do know someone who did. I once almost worked for Sonic, and then almost worked for Pizza Hut once.
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Postby Darkness_Fish » 06 Sep 2018, 16:39

pcqgod wrote:I once almost worked for Sonic

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Postby Penk! » 06 Sep 2018, 17:17

The Modernist wrote:
Wally Bingbang wrote:
The Modernist wrote:Goat Boy and Harvey- KTel must have done!


I'll have you know that we are both MacDonalds (actually, my family spells ours with a small 'd', but whatever), and my hamburgers are far superior.


I reckon you inserted that a in there just to distance yourself from your burger forebearers. Mind you I can't talk, our original family name was Burger King.


Ours was Wimpy :(
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Re: has anyone ever worked at McDonald's?

Postby clive gash » 06 Sep 2018, 17:30

Has anyone ever wormed at McDonalds?
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Re: has anyone ever worked at McDonald's?

Postby Sneelock » 06 Sep 2018, 18:04

I know a lot who have. thank you JEEBUS that none of them work there presently. I think it's a terrible job. they time you to wait on people. MANY of those people aren't right in the head and can't possibly be waited on in the same amount of time as "normal" people. McDonald's Emps multi task for hours and take ALL kinds of shit from people.

I'm lucky I've never had to work there because I'm almost certain to suck at it. The political argument I've promised to never have again as long as I live is the one where people say it's an easy job and they don't deserve a decent wage, promotion opportunities or job security. I'll bet the people who make this argument are terrible to serve at McDonalds.
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Postby Powehi » 06 Sep 2018, 18:44

pcqgod wrote:

If online friends count, then I do know someone who did. I once almost worked for Sonic, and then almost worked for Pizza Hut once.




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Re: has anyone ever worked at McDonald's?

Postby souphound » 06 Sep 2018, 21:28

Waaaaaay back when I worked at one but as a night cleaner on weekends. I did it for about 2 months. That was enough.
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