The Full English Breakfast

in reality, all of this has been a total load of old bollocks

What constitutes the perfect FEB?

Bacon
22
14%
Fried Egg(s)
18
11%
Scrambled Egg(s)
4
3%
Egg (other)
1
1%
Sausages
19
12%
Tinned Tomatoes
3
2%
Baked Beans
12
8%
Tomatoes (other)
9
6%
Mushrooms
16
10%
Fried Bread
15
9%
Bread and Butter
3
2%
Toast
14
9%
Brown Sauce
10
6%
Tomato Sauce
3
2%
Other (please name)
9
6%
 
Total votes: 158

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Re: The Full English Breakfast

Postby CAN » 08 Aug 2018, 01:54

It's weird how some things are deemed acceptable and some not. It's arbitrary, really.
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Re: The Full English Breakfast

Postby Loki » 08 Aug 2018, 05:19

Oh yeah. Usually with small-diced potatoes mixed in. Delightful with eggs.

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Re: The Full English Breakfast

Postby Darkness_Fish » 08 Aug 2018, 09:33

Is that a Canadian thing, or just a fuck up of your own creation?
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Re: The Full English Breakfast

Postby Toby » 08 Aug 2018, 10:27

The Velvet Underground wrote:It's weird how some things are deemed acceptable and some not. It's arbitrary, really.


This thread shows the inherent conservativism in many people. "This is how it is and it should never change!"

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Re: The Full English Breakfast

Postby the gorton gollum » 08 Aug 2018, 10:48

I’m chowing down on Mortadella, Hummus, Labar Zait and Za’tar!

Tastes like...freedom.
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Re: The Full English Breakfast

Postby the gorton gollum » 08 Aug 2018, 10:50

What the fuck is this bagel doing here?
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Re: The Full English Breakfast

Postby CAN » 08 Aug 2018, 11:31

So pork products are acceptable and beef not?

Where the fuck did that come from? Keeping the Jew away from the breakfast table?
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Re: The Full English Breakfast

Postby Pansy Puff » 08 Aug 2018, 11:43

Toby wrote:
The Velvet Underground wrote:It's weird how some things are deemed acceptable and some not. It's arbitrary, really.


This thread shows the inherent conservativism in many people. "This is how it is and it should never change!"

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Re: The Full English Breakfast

Postby Darkness_Fish » 08 Aug 2018, 12:02

The Velvet Underground wrote:So pork products are acceptable and beef not?

Where the fuck did that come from? Keeping the Jew away from the breakfast table?

You can have beef sausage. I'm just not accepting the corned beef hash breakfast thing as acceptable in a functioning society.
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Re: The Full English Breakfast

Postby Darkness_Fish » 08 Aug 2018, 12:03

Actually, I'd eat it. I just think it's more acceptable to let Steph know that she's indulging in practices that are abhorrent to all civilised people.
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Re: The Full English Breakfast

Postby driftin » 08 Aug 2018, 12:12

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Re: The Full English Breakfast

Postby Darkness_Fish » 08 Aug 2018, 13:00

Ok, Robbie has out-weirded Steph.
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Re: The Full English Breakfast

Postby Loki » 09 Aug 2018, 10:24

Darkness_Fish wrote:Is that a Canadian thing, or just a fuck up of your own creation?


Actually it's more American. You will see it on some menus down there, and find it canned, in grocery stores. It's hard to find up here.


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Re: The Full English Breakfast

Postby Snarfyguy » 09 Aug 2018, 17:16

Loki wrote:
Darkness_Fish wrote:Is that a Canadian thing, or just a fuck up of your own creation?


Actually it's more American. You will see it on some menus down there, and find it canned, in grocery stores. It's hard to find up here.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hash_(food)

I love it & was excited to see it on the menu of the diner we ate at in Upstate NY last weekend.

Except it turned out to be canned. :x
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Re: The Full English Breakfast

Postby LeBaron » 09 Aug 2018, 17:19

Corned beef hash is the BALLS.
Well, it can be.
I can't imagine it has any roll to play in a full English, but . . .
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Re: The Full English Breakfast

Postby Jimbo » 09 Aug 2018, 17:22

Rice, miso soup, grilled fish, natto, pickled daikon and green tea.

It's actually quite nice but boring. Nonetheless, ask a Japanese person what they had for breakfast and nine out of ten times this will be their answer.
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Re: The Full English Breakfast

Postby Samoan » 09 Aug 2018, 18:22

Bubble and squeak is the only potato-based full English breakfast item worthy of mention.

The caff owners who do still serve it just call it "bubble" round these parts.

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2010/oct/24/nigel-slater-classic-bubble-squeak-recipe

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Re: The Full English Breakfast

Postby Count Machuki » 09 Aug 2018, 18:29

LeBaron wrote:Corned beef hash is the BALLS.


Hell yeah it is.

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Re: The Full English Breakfast

Postby Jimbo » 09 Aug 2018, 18:34

Count Machuki wrote:
LeBaron wrote:Corned beef hash is the BALLS.


Hell yeah it is.

Just wait until Britons discover scrapple - we'll have to re-do this poll.


Not if the Gauls like it too.
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Re: The Full English Breakfast

Postby Count Machuki » 09 Aug 2018, 20:22

Jimbo wrote:
Count Machuki wrote:
LeBaron wrote:Corned beef hash is the BALLS.


Hell yeah it is.

Just wait until Britons discover scrapple - we'll have to re-do this poll.


Not if the Gauls like it too.



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