in reality, all of this has been a total load of old bollocks
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I took a shit earlier today and it wasn't a very good one, just a third of a turd. A measly amount. Instead of "I don't give a shit," "I don't give a third of a turd!" But surely it's already out here so I checked. "Third turd" is in the slang dictionary meaning a third party election spoiler but "a third of a turd is not." MINE!
Some say the glass is half-empty others half-full. I say. "Lemme see that glass!"