*SEX POLL*

in reality, all of this has been a total load of old bollocks

how often do you do it?

every day - sometimes even MORE THAN ONCE
0
No votes
few times a week
3
20%
maybe once a week
2
13%
not really that often - every now and again
3
20%
very rarely
4
27%
I HAVE NEVER HAD SEX
3
20%
 
Total votes: 15

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*SEX POLL*

Postby DRUGS SNAKE » 19 Jun 2018, 15:15

Talk about it here if you'd like. But at least do the poll!
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Re: *SEX POLL*

Postby Jimbo » 19 Jun 2018, 15:33

Where is the never option?
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Re: *SEX POLL*

Postby sloopjohnc » 19 Jun 2018, 16:41

With myself or someone else?
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Re: *SEX POLL*

Postby Snarfyguy » 19 Jun 2018, 17:10

That "Incel" movement sounds like a good way to hook up with girls. How do I join up?
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Re: *SEX POLL*

Postby Belle Lettre » 19 Jun 2018, 17:51

More often than Michael Andrew Lownsdale.
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Re: *SEX POLL*

Postby Positive Passion » 19 Jun 2018, 18:28

These days it is only now and then.

When I was 30 - 35 there weeks or months when it was several times a day.

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Re: *SEX POLL*

Postby toomanyhatz » 19 Jun 2018, 19:11

so a bunch of attendees at an "Improve Your Sex Life" seminar are gathered, and the instructor starts things off with an informal poll. First he asks "how many of you have sex on a daily basis?" A few hands go up. Then he asks, "how many of you have sex several times a week?" A lot more hands go up. "how many of you have sex at least once a week?" Almost all the remaining hands go up. "how many of you have sex at least once a month?" All the remaining hands go up but one. So finally the instructor looks back at a tiny, timid man at the back of the room and says "OK, how many people here have sex only once a year?"

As soon as he says that, the tiny man gets up, and yells very excitedly: "Me!! Me, me! I only have sex once a year!" He finally sits down and smiles contentedly. With the whole class looking on puzzled, the instructor finally says "so if you only have sex once a year, why are you so excited about it?"

The man jumps up again and shouts out "because tonight's the night!"
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Re: *SEX POLL*

Postby Jimbo » 19 Jun 2018, 19:54

toomanyhatz wrote:so a bunch of attendees at an "Improve Your Sex Life" seminar are gathered, and the instructor starts things off with an informal poll. First he asks "how many of you have sex on a daily basis?" A few hands go up. Then he asks, "how many of you have sex several times a week?" A lot more hands go up. "how many of you have sex at least once a week?" Almost all the remaining hands go up. "how many of you have sex at least once a month?" All the remaining hands go up but one. So finally the instructor looks back at a tiny, timid man at the back of the room and says "OK, how many people here have sex only once a year?"

As soon as he says that, the tiny man gets up, and yells very excitedly: "Me!! Me, me! I only have sex once a year!" He finally sits down and smiles contentedly. With the whole classic looking on puzzled, the instructor finally says "so if you only have sex once a year, why are you so excited about it?"

The man jumps up again and shouts out "because tonight's the night!"


The old Jewish man goes into the confession booth and the priest asks for a confession. The old man says,'You vouldn't believe it but I'm having the best sex of my like with 20 year old shiksa from Venice Beach." The priest says, "You have a Yiddish accent. Do you mind if I ask whether you of the Hebrew faith?" "What, is there something wrong with that?" "Oh no, sir, of course not but I am a Catholic priest. Why are you telling me?" "Are you kidding? I'm telling everyone!"
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Re: *SEX POLL*

Postby sloopjohnc » 19 Jun 2018, 21:59

Jimbo wrote:
toomanyhatz wrote:so a bunch of attendees at an "Improve Your Sex Life" seminar are gathered, and the instructor starts things off with an informal poll. First he asks "how many of you have sex on a daily basis?" A few hands go up. Then he asks, "how many of you have sex several times a week?" A lot more hands go up. "how many of you have sex at least once a week?" Almost all the remaining hands go up. "how many of you have sex at least once a month?" All the remaining hands go up but one. So finally the instructor looks back at a tiny, timid man at the back of the room and says "OK, how many people here have sex only once a year?"

As soon as he says that, the tiny man gets up, and yells very excitedly: "Me!! Me, me! I only have sex once a year!" He finally sits down and smiles contentedly. With the whole classic looking on puzzled, the instructor finally says "so if you only have sex once a year, why are you so excited about it?"

The man jumps up again and shouts out "because tonight's the night!"


The old Jewish man goes into the confession booth and the priest asks for a confession. The old man says,'You vouldn't believe it but I'm having the best sex of my like with 20 year old shiksa from Venice Beach." The priest says, "You have a Yiddish accent. Do you mind if I ask whether you of the Hebrew faith?" "What, is there something wrong with that?" "Oh no, sir, of course not but I am a Catholic priest. Why are you telling me?" "Are you kidding? I'm telling everyone!"


That one's funnier.
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