Pics of Bairns #2

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Re: Pics of Bairns #2

Postby fange » 01 Jun 2018, 01:48

Amy (left) and Zoe posing in front of some of their baby pics 9 and half years ago...

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And Zo posing with some of the fantastic calorie-packed treats at Brisbane's "Eat Street Northshore" in March...

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(Zo is the one with the plaited ponytail, not the one with the massive beer gut wearing the St. George top.)
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Re: Pics of Bairns #2

Postby Minnie the Minx » 01 Jun 2018, 02:43

Aaaaaah.
Loverly jubberly pics everyone!!!
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Re: Pics of Bairns #2

Postby The Red Heifer » 01 Jun 2018, 06:31

Abby at the joint 1st birthday party/cake smash organised with the guys in our pre natal classes Image
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Re: Pics of Bairns #2

Postby Belle Lettre » 01 Jun 2018, 06:37

Fabulous!
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Re: Pics of Bairns #2

Postby never/ever » 01 Jun 2018, 07:39

Wow! Lovely kids! Glad they all look like their mother!
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Re: Pics of Bairns #2

Postby Darkness_Fish » 01 Jun 2018, 07:50

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Hugh wrote:I’ve forgotton how to post pics.


Just put the image URL in between the Img (Image) brackets when posting.


Recommendations for a photo upload site?

Imgur is really simple to use and free.
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Re: Pics of Bairns #2

Postby The Red Heifer » 01 Jun 2018, 08:09

never/ever wrote:Wow! Lovely kids! Glad they all look like their mother!


Ha! My poor daughter is the spitting image of me at the same age (minus the girly hairdo of course)
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Re: Pics of Bairns #2

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never/ever wrote:Wow! Lovely kids! Glad they all look like their mother!


Ha! My poor daughter is the spitting image of me at the same age (minus the girly hairdo of course)


Same tantrums too? :D
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Re: Pics of Bairns #2

Postby The Red Heifer » 01 Jun 2018, 08:24

never/ever wrote:
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never/ever wrote:Wow! Lovely kids! Glad they all look like their mother!


Ha! My poor daughter is the spitting image of me at the same age (minus the girly hairdo of course)


Same tantrums too? :D


No she's far more measured :lol:
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Re: Pics of Bairns #2

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Re: Pics of Bairns #2

Postby Geezee » 01 Jun 2018, 09:24

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Nice one Toby.
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Re: Pics of Bairns #2

Postby fange » 01 Jun 2018, 10:42

Can't see your pic, Toby.
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Re: Pics of Bairns #2

Postby sloopjohnc » 01 Jun 2018, 17:09

The Red Heifer wrote:
never/ever wrote:Wow! Lovely kids! Glad they all look like their mother!


Ha! My poor daughter is the spitting image of me at the same age (minus the girly hairdo of course)


In other photos, I thought she looked like you a little.

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Re: Pics of Bairns #2

Postby Hugh » 01 Jun 2018, 17:14

A girl and her Dad.

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Re: Pics of Bairns #2

Postby sloopjohnc » 01 Jun 2018, 17:24

I recreated a monster!
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Re: Pics of Bairns #2

Postby Lord Rother » 01 Jun 2018, 19:23

Is there a separate one for pets?

I like big dogs but the kids chose these! They’re nice lads though.

Wesley and Giles.

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Postby sloopjohnc » 01 Jun 2018, 19:28

Lord Rother wrote:Is there a separate one for pets?

I like big dogs but the kids chose these! They’re nice lads though.

Wesley and Giles.

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Looks like the dog equivalent of Yomp and his attractive wife.
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Re: Pics of Bairns #2

Postby Lord Rother » 01 Jun 2018, 19:29

:lol:

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Re: Pics of Bairns #2

Postby Jeemo » 01 Jun 2018, 22:05

Ages <1, 4, 25

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Re: Pics of Bairns #2

Postby sloopjohnc » 01 Jun 2018, 22:56

Jeemo wrote:Ages <1, 4, 25

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You look like a young Paul Reubens/Pee Wee Herman in this one.

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