Happy Birthday Hipster Dawg

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Happy Birthday Hipster Dawg

Postby Rayge » 27 May 2018, 10:17

Six years old today

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Re: Happy Birthday Hipster Dawg

Postby Toby » 27 May 2018, 10:21

I've not had a birthday thread for years and a dog gets one.

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Re: Happy Birthday Hipster Dawg

Postby gash on ignore » 27 May 2018, 10:27

The dogs bollocks.
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Re: Happy Birthday Hipster Dawg

Postby Vic Snazell-Sprey » 27 May 2018, 10:53

Toby wrote:I've not had a birthday thread for years and a dog gets one.

:(


You should worry. It's my fucking birthday. :(
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Re: Happy Birthday Hipster Dawg

Postby fange » 27 May 2018, 14:54

Happy birthday!
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Re: Happy Birthday Hipster Dawg

Postby Copehead » 27 May 2018, 17:51

Rayge wrote:Six years old today

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Happy birthday little guy, my ears have never been cleaner.
And sometimes I ride on bus x82, say what!

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Re: Happy Birthday Hipster Dawg

Postby sloopjohnc » 27 May 2018, 19:58

Git along lil' doggie. Happy birthday.
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Re: Happy Birthday Hipster Dawg

Postby Deebank » 27 May 2018, 20:32

Lulu sends her regards. You’ve never met but you checked out her ‘spoor’ on me a couple of times and I’m sure you’d like to sniff each others’ arses given the opportunity.
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