Wedding

in reality, all of this has been a total load of old bollocks
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Re: Wedding

Postby gash on ignore » 19 May 2018, 12:48

Pansy Puff wrote:Thankfully my son is involved in two football tournaments today. First one done, and we're off to the second one. Much more fun than having the privilege of the upper classes thrust in your face.


Yeah you get enough of that at work.
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Re: Wedding

Postby Tonto Papadopoulos » 19 May 2018, 12:48

Everyone googling Coptic Church.
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Re: Wedding

Postby gash on ignore » 19 May 2018, 12:49

Sounds Liverpudlian. Something to do with Saint Doddy?
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Re: Wedding

Postby Belle Lettre » 19 May 2018, 12:49

Thought that was rather cool.
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Re: Wedding

Postby Pansy Puff » 19 May 2018, 12:50

gash on ignore wrote:
Pansy Puff wrote:Thankfully my son is involved in two football tournaments today. First one done, and we're off to the second one. Much more fun than having the privilege of the upper classes thrust in your face.


Yeah you get enough of that at work.


Yes, I thought that yesterday when I was working in that school in Gorton, and the day before in Oldham. Seems like you have literally no idea what I do.
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Re: Wedding

Postby gash on ignore » 19 May 2018, 12:50

Fuck, they really make you work for your 100k.
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Re: Wedding

Postby Samoan » 19 May 2018, 12:51

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Re: Wedding

Postby Tonto Papadopoulos » 19 May 2018, 12:51

Harry looks bored as fuck.
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Re: Wedding

Postby Pansy Puff » 19 May 2018, 12:52

gash on ignore wrote:Fuck, they really make you work for your 100k.

I wish.

But I guess they make you work for your £16k too.
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Re: Wedding

Postby Belle Lettre » 19 May 2018, 12:53

From the Guardian BTL comments:

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Re: Wedding

Postby gash on ignore » 19 May 2018, 12:54

Pansy Puff wrote:
gash on ignore wrote:Fuck, they really make you work for your 100k.

I wish.

But I guess they make you work for your £16k too.


Do cleaners get that much in Alty? How the other half live eh?
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Re: Wedding

Postby Tonto Papadopoulos » 19 May 2018, 13:00

Clap, you miserable gets!
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Re: Wedding

Postby Goat Boy » 19 May 2018, 13:01

It's that period when everybody is like, "I'm dying for a fag and a pint"
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Re: Wedding

Postby gash on ignore » 19 May 2018, 13:10

Prolly had a cheeky WKD while they signed the register.
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Re: Wedding

Postby Tonto Papadopoulos » 19 May 2018, 13:18

gash on ignore wrote:Prolly had a cheeky WKD while they signed the register.



And a waz.
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Re: Wedding

Postby Thang-y » 19 May 2018, 13:26

Catnip for fuckwits*

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* A comment on the Guardian live blog apparently. Which I liked. (Photo from the Indy)

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Re: Wedding

Postby Deebank » 19 May 2018, 13:45

Thang-y wrote:Catnip for fuckwits*

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* A comment on the Guardian live blog apparently. Which I liked. (Photo from the Indy)


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Re: Wedding

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Re: Wedding

Postby caramba » 20 May 2018, 08:28

Thang-y wrote:Catnip for fuckwits*

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* A comment on the Guardian live blog apparently. Which I liked. (Photo from the Indy)


Jesus, did no one tell Elton the post-wedding do was a black tie and white tails affair?

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Re: Wedding

Postby WG Kaspar » 20 May 2018, 08:51

is it over yet?
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