The things I love about John Coan

in reality, all of this has been a total load of old bollocks
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Re: The things I love about John Coan

Postby never/ever » 12 May 2018, 09:57

Dr. Markus wrote::)

..but if I see the would not go,probably. He always takes of like.


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Re: The things I love about John Coan

Postby yomptepi » 12 May 2018, 09:57

Dr. Markus wrote::)

..but if I see the would not go,probably. He always takes of like.


utter gibberish.

Even by your standards.
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Re: The things I love about John Coan

Postby wannabee enfant terrible » 12 May 2018, 10:00

The stout is strong in this one.

Perhaps he’s stunned at the picture of the gritty reboot of The Professionals you posted.
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Re: The things I love about John Coan

Postby Belle Lettre » 12 May 2018, 10:35

yomptepi wrote:
Dr. Markus wrote::)

..but if I see the would not go,probably. He always takes of like.


utter gibberish.

Even by your standards.

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Re: The things I love about John Coan

Postby Dr Markus » 12 May 2018, 11:54

yomptepi wrote:
Dr. Markus wrote::)

..but if I see the would not go,probably. He always takes of like.


utter gibberish.

Even by your standards.


You know that's coan right, and not me?
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Re: The things I love about John Coan

Postby space. invadere » 12 May 2018, 12:01

:lol:
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Re: The things I love about John Coan

Postby Dr Markus » 12 May 2018, 12:28

BOLLY BEE wrote::lol:



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Coooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
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Re: The things I love about John Coan

Postby wannabee enfant terrible » 12 May 2018, 12:50

Hodgson hates it when aliases assume the identity of other posters (cf Googa). He must be livid at this one.

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Re: The things I love about John Coan

Postby space. invadere » 12 May 2018, 12:53

He's spent so long behind Altrincham High School bike shed they've erected a statue
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Re: The things I love about John Coan

Postby wannabee enfant terrible » 12 May 2018, 13:01

Fancy a coffee?
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Re: The things I love about John Coan

Postby never/ever » 12 May 2018, 13:06

Ah yes. The dot.
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Re: The things I love about John Coan

Postby Matt Wilson » 12 May 2018, 16:28

John’s all right mostly. Nothing that a damn good whacking and a battery acid enema wouldn’t cure anyway.
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Re: The things I love about John Coan

Postby andymacandy » 12 May 2018, 16:44

yomptepi wrote:
Jumper K wrote:The pros outweigh the coans, I'm generally in favour. Apart from the bits I don't like. He's not actually real is he? I'm sure like most posters on here he is an alias of Gradual.



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Re: The things I love about John Coan

Postby Matt Wilson » 12 May 2018, 16:54

I like how James is standing higher than the other two.
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Re: The things I love about John Coan

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Matt Wilson wrote:John’s all right mostly. Nothing that a damn good whacking and a battery acid enema wouldn’t cure anyway.


Saucy bugger!
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Re: The things I love about John Coan

Postby Thang-y » 12 May 2018, 18:19

He's mortal.

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Re: The things I love about John Coan

Postby space. invadere » 12 May 2018, 21:59

Thang-y wrote:He's mortal.


not if these chakras are anything to go by!
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Re: The things I love about John Coan

Postby sloopjohnc » 13 May 2018, 16:07

I'm surprised it's gotten to two pages. . .
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Re: The things I love about John Coan

Postby Purgatory Brite » 26 May 2018, 13:52

Did I forget to mention his sparkling wit and sense of humour?

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Re: The things I love about John Coan

Postby Diamond Dog » 26 May 2018, 14:02

I genuinely do love the fact that he was a fabulous 'host' when we had a BCB get together in Prague (all those years ago) when he is - in real life- a very shy, quiet guy. That took alot to do, and I'll always admire him for that.

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