BCB's worst PROG WANKERS

in reality, all of this has been a total load of old bollocks

o.o.o.o

Carlsson
4
14%
Lord Rother
9
31%
Purgatory Brite
7
24%
soundchaser
7
24%
ConnyOlivetti
1
3%
trans-chigley express
1
3%
 
Total votes: 29

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Re: BCB's worst PROG WANKERS

Postby jimboo » 09 May 2018, 20:57

Dr Markus wrote:Is there such a thing as progessive wanking? Like new hand tec.......oh.......nevermind.


It lasts a long time with plenty of stroke changes.
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Re: BCB's worst PROG WANKERS

Postby Diamond Dog » 09 May 2018, 21:06

Another "Thread For The Ages".
a bunch of dudes jamming but some of the abrupt edits serve as a reminder it owes a lot to technology. It finds ***** distancing himself from his musical past, but it sounds equally far from the dense abstraction his music would take on later

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Re: BCB's worst PROG WANKERS

Postby Diamond Dog » 09 May 2018, 21:07

Or maybe "Aged".
a bunch of dudes jamming but some of the abrupt edits serve as a reminder it owes a lot to technology. It finds ***** distancing himself from his musical past, but it sounds equally far from the dense abstraction his music would take on later

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Re: BCB's worst PROG WANKERS

Postby Purgatory Brite » 11 May 2018, 09:59

I really must thank John Coan for this thread and poll, a key issue for debate I'd say. Far superior to all those shit or hit threads that he usually stinks out BCB with.

Surely, progressive wanking has to performed in 13/8 time. Have to say I've never tried it myself, what with being bald I can't afford to go blind as well.

As to who is the worst progger on BCB, there is only one answer. He is treated by the simple folk on BCB with deference similar to that the schoolboys show to School Bully in Tomkinson's Schooldays from Michael Palin's Ripping Yarns. Who else could claim the mediocre music of Graham Nash and Stephen Stills is part of a "broad church of prog"? You know who .....

Back next week with BCB's worst Landfill Indie twerps?

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Re: BCB's worst PROG WANKERS

Postby Goat Boy » 11 May 2018, 10:08

Oooooo!!!
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Re: BCB's worst PROG WANKERS

Postby fange » 11 May 2018, 10:15

I'm offended that i've been left off the list. :x I was a Prog Cup finalist, you know.
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Re: BCB's worst PROG WANKERS

Postby ORORORO » 11 May 2018, 10:16

Goat Boy wrote:Oooooo!!!


He's finally managed an interesting post, and for that he should be congratulated!
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Re: BCB's worst PROG WANKERS

Postby Purgatory Brite » 11 May 2018, 10:20

BOLLY BEE wrote:
Goat Boy wrote:Oooooo!!!


He's finally managed an interesting post, and for that he should be congratulated!


Is there no limit to your kindness?

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Re: BCB's worst PROG WANKERS

Postby Goat Boy » 11 May 2018, 10:31

Is there no limit to your bitterness?
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Fuck you all.

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Re: BCB's worst PROG WANKERS

Postby Darkness_Fish » 11 May 2018, 10:42

All together now:

No no, no no no no, no no no no, THERE'S NO LIMITS
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Re: BCB's worst PROG WANKERS

Postby PENK » 11 May 2018, 10:54

Darkness_Fish wrote:All together now:

No no, no no no no, no no no no, THERE'S NO LIMITS


Until the landlord cuts the power 42 minutes into the ocarina solo.
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Re: BCB's worst PROG WANKERS

Postby Rayge » 11 May 2018, 11:06

fange wrote:I'm offended that i've been left off the list. :x I was a Prog Cup finalist, you know.

So was I, iirc
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Re: BCB's worst PROG WANKERS

Postby trans-chigley express » 11 May 2018, 12:42

fange wrote:I'm offended that i've been left off the list. :x I was a Prog Cup finalist, you know.

While I don’t think I’ve ever made it past round one. Even at being a Prog Wanker I’m a failure :(

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Re: BCB's worst PROG WANKERS

Postby Darkness_Fish » 11 May 2018, 13:22

*sympathy vote* :-)
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Re: BCB's worst PROG WANKERS

Postby fange » 11 May 2018, 13:39

:D :D
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Re: BCB's worst PROG WANKERS

Postby fange » 11 May 2018, 13:40

Rayge wrote:
fange wrote:I'm offended that i've been left off the list. :x I was a Prog Cup finalist, you know.

So was I, iirc

They hate us for our beauty and intellect, Ray.
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Re: BCB's worst PROG WANKERS

Postby never/ever » 11 May 2018, 13:45

fange wrote:
Rayge wrote:
fange wrote:I'm offended that i've been left off the list. :x I was a Prog Cup finalist, you know.

So was I, iirc

They hate us for our beauty and intellect, Ray.


Or maybe you are among the best PROG wankers.....
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Re: BCB's worst PROG WANKERS

Postby fange » 11 May 2018, 13:54

Indeed, my learned friend. Indeed.
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Re: BCB's worst PROG WANKERS

Postby Darkness_Fish » 11 May 2018, 14:00

At least we're ruling out beauty and intellect now.
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Re: BCB's worst PROG WANKERS

Postby fange » 11 May 2018, 14:07

Speak for yourself, Fishy.
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