BCB's worst PROG WANKERS

[jimboo]

Is there such a thing as progessive wanking? Like new hand tec.......oh.......nevermind.

It lasts a long time with plenty of stroke changes.

[Diamond Dog]

Another "Thread For The Ages".

[Diamond Dog]

Or maybe "Aged".

[Purgatory Brite]

I really must thank John Coan for this thread and poll, a key issue for debate I'd say. Far superior to all those shit or hit threads that he usually stinks out BCB with.

Surely, progressive wanking has to performed in 13/8 time. Have to say I've never tried it myself, what with being bald I can't afford to go blind as well.

As to who is the worst progger on BCB, there is only one answer. He is treated by the simple folk on BCB with deference similar to that the schoolboys show to School Bully in Tomkinson's Schooldays from Michael Palin's Ripping Yarns. Who else could claim the mediocre music of Graham Nash and Stephen Stills is part of a "broad church of prog"? You know who .....

Back next week with BCB's worst Landfill Indie twerps?

[Goat Boy]

Oooooo!!!

[fange]

I'm offended that i've been left off the list. I was a Prog Cup finalist, you know.

[naughty boy]

Oooooo!!!

He's finally managed an interesting post, and for that he should be congratulated!

[Purgatory Brite]

Oooooo!!!

He's finally managed an interesting post, and for that he should be congratulated!

Is there no limit to your kindness?

[Goat Boy]

Is there no limit to your bitterness?

[Darkness_Fish]

All together now:

No no, no no no no, no no no no, THERE'S NO LIMITS

[Penk!]

All together now:

No no, no no no no, no no no no, THERE'S NO LIMITS

Until the landlord cuts the power 42 minutes into the ocarina solo.

[Rayge]

I'm offended that i've been left off the list. I was a Prog Cup finalist, you know.

So was I, iirc

[trans-chigley express]

I'm offended that i've been left off the list. I was a Prog Cup finalist, you know.

While I don’t think I’ve ever made it past round one. Even at being a Prog Wanker I’m a failure

[Darkness_Fish]

*sympathy vote*

[fange]

[fange]

I'm offended that i've been left off the list. I was a Prog Cup finalist, you know.

So was I, iirc

They hate us for our beauty and intellect, Ray.

[never/ever]

I'm offended that i've been left off the list. I was a Prog Cup finalist, you know.

So was I, iirc

They hate us for our beauty and intellect, Ray.

Or maybe you are among the best PROG wankers.....

[fange]

Indeed, my learned friend. Indeed.

[Darkness_Fish]

At least we're ruling out beauty and intellect now.

[fange]

Speak for yourself, Fishy.