Caption this

in reality, all of this has been a total load of old bollocks
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Caption this

Postby Thang-y » 09 May 2018, 07:14

I love Merkel's expression. Anyway, this photo is ripe for captioning

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Postby Darkness_Fish » 09 May 2018, 11:23

These glass-walled urinals have got to go.
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Postby gash on ignore » 09 May 2018, 11:26

I’ve got Fishy on ignore, has he mentioned The Beatles?
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Postby Jimbo » 09 May 2018, 12:15

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They're not buying Skrypal, White Helmets or the Syria poison gas stories.
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Postby Robert » 09 May 2018, 12:23

Thang-y wrote:I love Merkel's expression. Anyway, this photo is ripe for captioning

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You're saying she's too young for you Macron?

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Postby Your Friendly Neighbourhood Postman » 09 May 2018, 12:26

Darkness_Fish wrote:These glass-walled urinals have got to go.


:lol:

...though Robert's contribution runs a very close second...
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Postby Fonz » 09 May 2018, 16:40

So, Macron. You grab it, just. Like. This.
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Postby Thang-y » 09 May 2018, 19:06

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A hand grenade. That's all it would take. One little hand grenade. Slipped in his pocket. And run.

So close, and yet ...

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Postby jimboo » 09 May 2018, 20:03

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Mein gott , they feel so different. Trump , so sensitive and Macron so , so ...... self assured.
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Postby bobzilla77 » 09 May 2018, 20:15

"Mr. President, get your hands off the Prime Minister's private parts!" "Make me."
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Postby jimboo » 09 May 2018, 20:19

If we act quickly , we can cross the maginot line and be in Paris by lunch , this one won't interfere, of that I'm sure.
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Postby Goat Boy » 09 May 2018, 20:21

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Trump: C'mon Macron, you, me and Merkie otherwise I'm pulling out of the nuclear agreement
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Postby Dr Markus » 09 May 2018, 20:39

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"She thinks mine is bigger, told ya"

*Merkel*
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Postby Dr Markus » 09 May 2018, 20:41

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"Trust Germany not to know the yomp invented punk"
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Postby jimboo » 09 May 2018, 20:45

There balls , no mr president its her tits.
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Postby gash on ignore » 09 May 2018, 20:53

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Did I mention that I have gash on ignore?

Donc tu dis. Pourquoi réagissez-vous comme un enfant quand il poste alors?

Umständlich. Sushi jeden?
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