If you had a pub/restaurant/bar..

in reality, all of this has been a total load of old bollocks
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Re: If you had a pub/restaurant/bar..

Postby sloopjohnc » 08 May 2018, 18:01

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Postby Mike Boom » 08 May 2018, 18:35

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Re: If you had a pub/restaurant/bar..

Postby Positive Passion » 08 May 2018, 18:48

Robert wrote:
Positive Passion wrote:I would open a coffee shop, call it Positive Passion, and only sell filter coffee (but from various countries), which you serve yourself from a range of coffee machines down one wall, either for 50p a cup or for £2.50 with free refills - i haven't decided which.

I would like to have a range of sinks and shelves down another wall where the customers wash up their own mugs afterwards, but that might fall foul of hygiene regulations - have to check that out.

The onky food would be biscuits made on the premises.



Who on earth goes to a place to have four coffees?


Someone who is there all day.

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Re: If you had a pub/restaurant/bar..

Postby Positive Passion » 08 May 2018, 19:00

sloopjohnc wrote:
Robert wrote:
Positive Passion wrote:I would open a coffee shop, call it Positive Passion, and only sell filter coffee (but from various countries), which you serve yourself from a range of coffee machines down one wall, either for 50p a cup or for £2.50 with free refills - i haven't decided which.

I would like to have a range of sinks and shelves down another wall where the customers wash up their own mugs afterwards, but that might fall foul of hygiene regulations - have to check that out.

The onky food would be biscuits made on the premises.



Who on earth goes to a place to have four coffees?


And after four cups, I don't know if I'd want someone so jittery washing and handling ceramic cups and saucers.

They might wash up quickly, but half of the stuff would be broken.


Yes indeed. Decaf!

Where did four cups come from, though?

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Re: If you had a pub/restaurant/bar..

Postby souphound » 08 May 2018, 19:17

gash on ignore wrote:http://www.cerealkillercafe.co.uk/

4 shops now.



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Postby gash on ignore » 08 May 2018, 19:20

I’ve heard their Sugar Puffs are to die for.
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Postby sloopjohnc » 08 May 2018, 19:21

gash on ignore wrote:I’ve heard their Sugar Puffs are to die for.


:lol:

I'm a Sugar Smacks man myself.

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Postby Nuts » 08 May 2018, 20:24

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Postby Harvey K-Tel » 08 May 2018, 21:26

I'm going to open a place that serves nothing but candy and plays EDM and call it Musk & Grimes.
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Re: If you had a pub/restaurant/bar..

Postby souphound » 09 May 2018, 17:53

Positive Passion wrote:
sloopjohnc wrote:
Robert wrote:

Who on earth goes to a place to have four coffees?


And after four cups, I don't know if I'd want someone so jittery washing and handling ceramic cups and saucers.

They might wash up quickly, but half of the stuff would be broken.


Yes indeed. Decaf!

Where did four cups come from, though?


Four cups @ 50p = £2, cheaper than the refills option
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Re: If you had a pub/restaurant/bar..

Postby Positive Passion » 09 May 2018, 18:20

souphound wrote:
Positive Passion wrote:
sloopjohnc wrote:
And after four cups, I don't know if I'd want someone so jittery washing and handling ceramic cups and saucers.

They might wash up quickly, but half of the stuff would be broken.


Yes indeed. Decaf!

Where did four cups come from, though?


Four cups @ 50p = £2, cheaper than the refills option


Yes - but they aren't options. The business model would only include one of 50p a cup or the more expensive refills price - not both. I would make more money per cup with the refills option, but would I sell more cups? People like cheap coffee - but maybe not too cheap, and anyway have got used to the idea of expensive coffee and like the idea of refills.

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Re: If you had a pub/restaurant/bar..

Postby Robert » 10 May 2018, 23:17

Positive Passion wrote:
souphound wrote:
Positive Passion wrote:
Yes indeed. Decaf!

Where did four cups come from, though?


Four cups @ 50p = £2, cheaper than the refills option


Yes - but they aren't options. The business model would only include one of 50p a cup or the more expensive refills price - not both. I would make more money per cup with the refills option, but would I sell more cups? People like cheap coffee - but maybe not too cheap, and anyway have got used to the idea of expensive coffee and like the idea of refills.


Don’t quit the dayjob just yet!

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Re: If you had a pub/restaurant/bar..

Postby Jimbo » 11 May 2018, 02:51

It seems that long ago the street which approaches my condo had a couple of movie theaters. I play with the idea of opening up on that street a boutique movie theater. I imagine somewhere a warehouse with a trove of reels of Japanese subtitled classic films, a used projector or two, oh, and seats! With society aging so rapidly I see an audience who remembers and would enjoy sipping coffee or beer while watching Bridge Over the River Kwai or Casablanca on a screen in a theater.
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Re: If you had a pub/restaurant/bar..

Postby Positive Passion » 11 May 2018, 21:54

Robert wrote:
Positive Passion wrote:
souphound wrote:
Four cups @ 50p = £2, cheaper than the refills option


Yes - but they aren't options. The business model would only include one of 50p a cup or the more expensive refills price - not both. I would make more money per cup with the refills option, but would I sell more cups? People like cheap coffee - but maybe not too cheap, and anyway have got used to the idea of expensive coffee and like the idea of refills.


Don’t quit the dayjob just yet!


My day job is one of the toughest going. Why can't I quit it for an ill-thought out pipe dream?

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Re: If you had a pub/restaurant/bar..

Postby Robert » 14 May 2018, 18:03

Positive Passion wrote:
Robert wrote:
Positive Passion wrote:
Yes - but they aren't options. The business model would only include one of 50p a cup or the more expensive refills price - not both. I would make more money per cup with the refills option, but would I sell more cups? People like cheap coffee - but maybe not too cheap, and anyway have got used to the idea of expensive coffee and like the idea of refills.


Don’t quit the dayjob just yet!


My day job is one of the toughest going. Why can't I quit it for an ill-thought out pipe dream?


In that case, go for your decaf filter coffee emporium!

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Re: If you had a pub/restaurant/bar..

Postby Positive Passion » 14 May 2018, 18:04

Robert wrote:
Positive Passion wrote:
Robert wrote:
Don’t quit the dayjob just yet!


My day job is one of the toughest going. Why can't I quit it for an ill-thought out pipe dream?


In that case, go for your decaf filter coffee emporium!


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