the English counties

in reality, all of this has been a total load of old bollocks

where do the cunts live?

Bedfordshire, consisting of Bedford, Central Bedfordshire and Luton
4
7%
Berkshire
1
2%
Bristol
1
2%
Buckinghamshire, including Milton Keynes
2
3%
Cambridgeshire, including Peterborough
1
2%
Cheshire, consisting of Cheshire East, Cheshire West and Chester, Halton and Warrington
1
2%
City of London[N 2]
2
3%
Cornwall, including the Isles of Scilly
1
2%
Cumbria
2
3%
Derbyshire, including Derby
0
No votes
Devon, including Plymouth and Torbay
0
No votes
Dorset, including Bournemouth and Poole
2
3%
Durham, including Darlington, Hartlepool, and Stockton-on-Tees north of the River Tees
1
2%
East Riding of Yorkshire, including Kingston-upon-Hull
0
No votes
East Sussex, including Brighton and Hove
2
3%
Essex, including Southend-on-Sea and Thurrock
3
5%
Gloucestershire, including South Gloucestershire
1
2%
Greater London, excluding the City of London
2
3%
Greater Manchester
4
7%
Hampshire, including Portsmouth and Southampton
1
2%
Herefordshire
1
2%
Hertfordshire
1
2%
Isle of Wight
1
2%
Kent, including Medway
2
3%
Lancashire, including Blackburn with Darwen, and Blackpool
0
No votes
Leicestershire, including Leicester
0
No votes
Lincolnshire, including North Lincolnshire, and North East Lincolnshire
0
No votes
Merseyside
2
3%
Norfolk
1
2%
North Yorkshire, including Middlesbrough, Redcar and Cleveland, York, and Stockton-on-Tees south of the River Tees
1
2%
Northamptonshire
2
3%
Northumberland
1
2%
Nottinghamshire, including Nottingham
0
No votes
Oxfordshire
4
7%
Rutland
1
2%
Shropshire, including Telford and Wrekin
1
2%
Somerset, including Bath and North East Somerset and North Somerset
0
No votes
South Yorkshire
1
2%
Staffordshire, including Stoke-on-Trent
1
2%
Suffolk
1
2%
Surrey
1
2%
Tyne and Wear
1
2%
Warwickshire
0
No votes
West Midlands
0
No votes
West Sussex
1
2%
West Yorkshire
2
3%
Wiltshire, including Swindon
2
3%
Worcestershire
0
No votes
 
Total votes: 59

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the English counties

Postby naughty boy » 25 Apr 2018, 21:05

What the fuck is 'East Anglia' all about? rubbish

Devon, Cornwall, and the other one. Weird, end of the world donkeys. And then Dorset. I just imagine them making jam all the time.

Lancashire, tho' - oh yes! Good people. Yorkshire talks itself up too much. Huddersfield is between the two counties I think. Wakefield interests me.

Bedford - is that a county? Hampshire?

I like the idea of Northumbria. Windswept, desolate.
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Postby KeithPratt » 25 Apr 2018, 21:10

Sussex is beautiful and Hampshire is one of the best-kept secrets in the UK.

I had never really been to Somerset properly until last year, but I'd move there in a heart beat if we could make it work. Similarly Wiltshire, which is lovely.

I live quite near the intersection between Surrey, Kent and W and E Sussex.

I'd like to explore Shropshire too.

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Re: the English counties

Postby naughty boy » 25 Apr 2018, 21:23

Have you ever been to the north of the country, Toby? :)
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Postby Rayge » 25 Apr 2018, 21:27

I've visited all of them, lived in seven or eight, and while there are a few (Northants springs to mind) that are difficult to grasp as a distinct entity, they are all pretty nice places, and beautiful if you look at them the right way. East Anglia, for instance, fabulous for skies, bird-watching and mediaeval buildings, especially churches, as well as Constable landscapes and the lowest rainfall in the UK.
The people, though, no real difference county to county, although the big cities tend to have a specific identity. There are arseholes and decent people everywhere, and I haven't met a sufficient sample to say how the proporions differ, except that Bristolians are enormously unfriendly, people from the south Yorkshire conurbations similarly friendly and outgoing, and those in North Devon want you to get orff their land, while Whitehaven is well supplied with zero-hours contracted curmudgeons
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Re: the English counties

Postby naughty boy » 25 Apr 2018, 21:30

it's true :(
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Re: the English counties

Postby Brickyard Jack » 25 Apr 2018, 21:37

1 - devon
2- north yorks
3 -east sussex
4 - cumbria

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Postby harvey k-tel » 25 Apr 2018, 21:40

They all sound like stupid places.
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Postby sloopjohnc » 25 Apr 2018, 21:41

How bored do you have to be to put all the English counties in a poll?

I was thinking of doing a mock California county poll, but said, "Fuck it," when I saw that.
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Postby sloopjohnc » 25 Apr 2018, 21:41

Harvey K-Tel wrote:They all sound like stupid places.


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Postby KeithPratt » 25 Apr 2018, 22:02

Bumblecorn Cats Nightmare wrote:Have you ever been to the north of the country, Toby? :)


Yes, but I try not to make it a habit.

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Postby clive gash » 25 Apr 2018, 22:17

Anything with a coastline can’t be all bad.
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Re: the English counties

Postby BARON CORNY DOG » 25 Apr 2018, 23:52

Bumblecorn Cats Nightmare wrote:Huddersfield is between the two counties I think.


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Re: the English counties

Postby The Prof » 26 Apr 2018, 00:04

LeBaron wrote:
Bumblecorn Cats Nightmare wrote:Huddersfield is between the two counties I think.


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Re: the English counties

Postby trans-chigley express » 26 Apr 2018, 00:05

Toby wrote:
I'd like to explore Shropshire too.

It’s really nice, well worth exploring

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Re: the English counties

Postby trans-chigley express » 26 Apr 2018, 00:08

I was brought up in Merseyside and Cheshire with long spells spent living in Nottinghamshire, West Midlands and Somerset. Cumbria is the best and probably the only county I’d consider living in if I ever returned to the U.K. I like Derbyshire and all the South West counties too.

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Re: the English counties

Postby Footy » 26 Apr 2018, 10:07

You haven't even got Cleveland (or Tees Valley) on your feckin map.
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Postby clive gash » 26 Apr 2018, 10:19

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Postby Diamond Dog » 26 Apr 2018, 10:21

"Wonders who voted Oxfordshire*.
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Postby Darkness_Fish » 26 Apr 2018, 10:22

Although I'm technically a resident of Greater Manchester, I always count myself as Lancastrian, and I live about a mile from the border anyway. There's not much to recommend in GM at all, I don't even think the pennines between Blackburn and Bolton are part of the county. Likewise, there's also not much to recommend about Merseyside, though it does have a bit of coastline, and Formby beach is quite nice.

The rest of England is really a pretty great place, from my experience. Cumbria, Northumberland, Lancashire, the Yorkshires, and Cheshire are my normal stomping grounds, and probably the finest places known to humanity.
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