New Royal Baby!

in reality, all of this has been a total load of old bollocks

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Re: New Royal Baby!

Postby BOLLY BEE » 23 Apr 2018, 14:57

and to think that was my third attempt at spelling 'defendants' :x
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Re: New Royal Baby!

Postby Count Machuki » 23 Apr 2018, 15:03

Rayge wrote:But I got seeds to plant...


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Re: New Royal Baby!

Postby Darkness_Fish » 23 Apr 2018, 15:13

Don't you think that it's ironic that the new English prince was born on this day, of all days? April 23rd, international Couldn't Give a Flying Fuck Day.
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Re: New Royal Baby!

Postby gash on ignore » 23 Apr 2018, 15:16

Rayge wrote:But I got seeds to plant...


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Re: New Royal Baby!

Postby Goat Boy » 23 Apr 2018, 15:38

She's fair squeezing 'em out!


I hope the boy has his mothers head of hair
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Re: New Royal Baby!

Postby Harvey K-Tel » 23 Apr 2018, 15:45

Weird looking baby. Quite a crier, too, apparently.

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Re: New Royal Baby!

Postby Dr Markus » 23 Apr 2018, 16:13

IT'S A BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you think for name? Zach? LeShawn?
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Re: New Royal Baby!

Postby BOLLY BEE » 23 Apr 2018, 16:19

MARK
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Re: New Royal Baby!

Postby Jeemo » 23 Apr 2018, 16:22

Eggsy
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Re: New Royal Baby!

Postby Rayge » 23 Apr 2018, 16:24

Count Machuki wrote:
Rayge wrote:But I got seeds to plant...


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That's what got us INTO this mess!


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Re: New Royal Baby!

Postby Dr Markus » 23 Apr 2018, 16:24

Bumblecorn Cats Nightmare wrote:MARK


Hmmmm.
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Re: New Royal Baby!

Postby sloopjohnc » 23 Apr 2018, 16:27

Jeemo wrote:Eggsy


:lol:
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Re: New Royal Baby!

Postby sloopjohnc » 23 Apr 2018, 16:28

My picks. . .

Larue
J'quan
Festus
Maximus
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Re: New Royal Baby!

Postby gash on ignore » 23 Apr 2018, 16:30

Griff
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Re: New Royal Baby!

Postby sloopjohnc » 23 Apr 2018, 16:36

nev gash wrote:Griff


Sloop is way more dignified. It screams "royalty."
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Re: New Royal Baby!

Postby Goat Boy » 23 Apr 2018, 16:40

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Re: New Royal Baby!

Postby Harvey K-Tel » 23 Apr 2018, 17:17

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Re: New Royal Baby!

Postby sloopjohnc » 23 Apr 2018, 19:27

The Onion had a funny headline about the new royal baby:

Raccoon Crushed To Death By Garbage Truck Hits Jackpot With Reincarnation
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Re: New Royal Baby!

Postby never/ever » 23 Apr 2018, 21:23

Nothing more embarrassing than a newsreader this morning opening the bulletin that the Royal Stork had delivered last night.....
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Re: New Royal Baby!

Postby Harvey K-Tel » 24 Apr 2018, 15:56

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