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Postby Toby » 18 Apr 2018, 11:34

Do you know anyone with unusual mononyms that have stuck through the ages?

I have an acquaintance called "Pockets". He got the name about 25 years ago and it has gained traction through the years to the point where even his sons call him it.

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Postby BOLLY BEE » 18 Apr 2018, 11:40

Not so unusual, but my mate GONZO doesn't really go by anything else. Only his parents called him by his real name.
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Postby Rayge » 18 Apr 2018, 12:11

The first to come to mind is Chip, who acquired the name when she went out with a guy called Dale for a couple of weeks as a teenager, and was known by it, even by family members, for half a century after.
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Postby Nikki Gradual » 18 Apr 2018, 12:22

Two come instantly to mind, both fractions related:

7/16ths
Because that is the size of the heated imperial socket that Doug somehow managed to drop on his forehead when working under a car, leaving a perfect hexagonal scar for life. Like Harry Potter but funnier. Well it is now, he swore like fuck at the time.

7&3/8ths
Because when Tony was daydreaming during an O'level maths lesson on binary numbers (so, yes, dealing only with ones and zeros) and Mrs McLean asked him to answer a question out of the blue and he panicked, 7&3/8ths was the number that Alice whispered to him and which he blurted out. Even the teacher laughed.

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Postby Goat Boy » 18 Apr 2018, 12:26

Was this kind of thing more common years ago? My Dad told me that when he was growing up damn near everybody had nicknames and they were often handed down from Father to Son. My Dad was called Dimes as was his Father.

Is there not some law in Scotland whereby if enough people refer to you by your nickname then that's legal or summat?
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Goat Boy wrote:Was this kind of thing more common years ago? My Dad told me that when he was growing up damn near everybody had nicknames and they were often handed down from Father to Son. My Dad was called Dimes as was his Father.

Is there not some law in Scotland whereby if enough people refer to you by your nickname then that's legal or summat?


It happens in Brazil doesn't it? The names they have are all nicknames rather than their family names. I'm not sure how that works, I mean if you're called'Smelly' at school are you forced to have to keep the name for the rest of your life?

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Postby The Slider » 18 Apr 2018, 12:55

I think even his mum calls the bear "Yompy"
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Postby Nikki Gradual » 18 Apr 2018, 12:56

Surely the best of all is Plato.
Heard this on the radio the other day: the great philosopher we all quote and refer to by his name, and all the gravitas that imbibes, actually just means "Fatty". It was a childhood nickname that stuck.
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Postby The Modernist » 18 Apr 2018, 12:57

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Goat Boy wrote:Was this kind of thing more common years ago? My Dad told me that when he was growing up damn near everybody had nicknames and they were often handed down from Father to Son. My Dad was called Dimes as was his Father.

Is there not some law in Scotland whereby if enough people refer to you by your nickname then that's legal or summat?


It happens in Brazil doesn't it? The names they have are all nicknames rather than their family names. I'm not sure how that works, I mean if you're called'Smelly' at school are you forced to have to keep the name for the rest of your life?


There's an interesting explanation here..
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/footb ... ained.html

I don't really get it though. :lol:

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Postby Dr Markus » 18 Apr 2018, 13:02

My Brother's nickname was Hilda after a coronation street character Hilda Ogden. Apparently because he would never shut up in class and get himself and friends in trouble because of it.
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Postby Goat Boy » 18 Apr 2018, 13:07

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Goat Boy wrote:Was this kind of thing more common years ago? My Dad told me that when he was growing up damn near everybody had nicknames and they were often handed down from Father to Son. My Dad was called Dimes as was his Father.

Is there not some law in Scotland whereby if enough people refer to you by your nickname then that's legal or summat?


It happens in Brazil doesn't it? The names they have are all nicknames rather than their family names. I'm not sure how that works, I mean if you're called'Smelly' at school are you forced to have to keep the name for the rest of your life?


There's an interesting explanation here..
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/footb ... ained.html

I don't really get it though. :lol:


I think it's nice.

It would be a bit odd if our footballers did this mind. I mean the nicknames at my school were shit like: Toad, Minky, Itchy, Chops...

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Postby Pansy Puff » 18 Apr 2018, 13:07

My mate is Anex. No idea why or what it means but no-one can call him anything else (except his mum).
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Postby Deebank » 18 Apr 2018, 17:50

My dad is called Bill by everyone (my grandparents called him by his real name of course) because our surname is Bailey. After the song 'Won't you come home...' His first name is not William.

A friend at school was called Sid because his surname was Nott and his first name begins with S, hence S Nott and thus Sid Snot - after the then popular hilarious Kenny Everett character! He dropped the whole thing like a hot brick when he went to uni. He had to put up with the embarrssment of me calling him Sid when I visited though :)
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Postby Belle Lettre » 18 Apr 2018, 19:40

People of my acquaintance at university referred to various unfortunates as Big Nose, Big Hair, Pizza Face..
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Postby Samoan » 18 Apr 2018, 20:10

One of my parents' greatest friends was called Cheese. It went well with his surname.
(I forget what his real first name was.)
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Postby John aka Josh » 18 Apr 2018, 20:54

There was a lad at school (Melvyn) who is known to all as Bouncy from the time he fell down a steep slope in the Peak District - school camp in Edale - and was observed to be bouncing down.
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Postby BOLLY BEE » 18 Apr 2018, 21:02

We called a lad CHOC DIP COCK for years cos he put choc dip on his cock and got the dog to lick it off
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Postby Fonz » 18 Apr 2018, 21:15

A mate: Nivea

Apparently he used to squirt Nivea Cream up his arse and shit it back out again.
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Postby Goat Boy » 18 Apr 2018, 21:16

*FRESH 'N' SEXY* wrote:We called a lad CHOC DIP COCK for years cos he put choc dip on his cock and got the dog to lick it off


It's like the fella I knew called DOG TOSSER.

One act when he was 12 or whatever and that was it.
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Postby BOLLY BEE » 18 Apr 2018, 21:17

:lol: :lol: :lol: (Fonz too)

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