Paris - Absolutely hated it. I know those cunts can speak English, and they fucked with me. The Louvre was alright I suppose, a lot of statues with the knobs off though.
Berlin - I did enjoy the city itself, the wasps in the bakery I went into however wasnt pleasant.
London - it's wondrous. I've been twice, I mean you English might be a bit blase about it, and there's people up the wazoo that make shit hard to get to, but it's an amazing place for this cunt from the colonies.
Dublin - the whip around I did was alright. My two main memories are getting hammered watching one of the All-Ireland finals in the hotel bar, and finding a Joe Flacco Baltimore Ravens jersey for €10 at some big shopping centre we found whilst out for a drive
Krakow - where I discovered the wonder of Okocim Mocne. How the fuck I made it back to my hotel I have no idea.
Munich - the Hofbrau House was great. The fight with the then-Heiferette that led to me walking shoeless and ID-less through the city streets less so. The cops were pretty nice though.
Prague - very interesting place. The sex machines museum was definitely an eye opener (which eye depends on what apparatus). Still feel bad not meeting Coan whilst there even though I had no idea where I fucking was
Vienna - great place, got a hulking schnitzel and asked by the hotel barman if I played for Rapid
Budapest - the boat on the Danube was the highlight, didn't really dig the city.
Warsaw - Beautiful place, loved it. The Old Town was great, wish I could go back and proper investigate it.
Munich - I thought I went over this.