Define "middle-class"

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Re: Define "middle-class"

Postby Jimbo » 05 Apr 2018, 15:56

Hot and cold running water, flush toilet, fridge, microwave, TV, computer, internet, a warm coat, a roof, food, medical care. When you cannot afford these things you are poor.
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Re: Define "middle-class"

Postby Samoan » 05 Apr 2018, 15:57

Has a Pandora's Cushion for Christmas Day roast lunch.

http://coppins-butchers.com/blog/pandoras-cushion/
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Re: Define "middle-class"

Postby The Beatles » 05 Apr 2018, 15:57

Jimbo wrote:Hot and cold running water, flush toilet, fridge, microwave, TV, computer, internet, a warm coat, a roof, food, medical care. When you cannot afford these things you are poor.


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Re: Define "middle-class"

Postby Minnie the Minx » 05 Apr 2018, 15:59

Is wowed by talk of all things Hygge.
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Re: Define "middle-class"

Postby Ranking Ted » 05 Apr 2018, 15:59

Wine fridge

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Re: Define "middle-class"

Postby Belle Lettre » 05 Apr 2018, 16:02

Cheeky Cheeky Naughty Sneaky wrote:Is wowed by talk of all things Hygge.

They should be content with Lagom
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Re: Define "middle-class"

Postby Pansy Puff » 05 Apr 2018, 16:03

Glad to see that this list confirms I'm still working class despite my middle class wage.
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Re: Define "middle-class"

Postby Ranking Ted » 05 Apr 2018, 16:04

K wrote:Glad to see that this list confirms I'm still working class despite my middle class wage.

Yeah! Er, ...

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Re: Define "middle-class"

Postby Dr Markus » 05 Apr 2018, 16:04

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Re: Define "middle-class"

Postby Minnie the Minx » 05 Apr 2018, 16:07

Owns a nutmeg grater.
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Re: Define "middle-class"

Postby The Beatles » 05 Apr 2018, 16:21

'cool, cheers'
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Re: Define "middle-class"

Postby Belle Lettre » 05 Apr 2018, 16:23

"We" went to such and such
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Re: Define "middle-class"

Postby Harvey K-Tel » 05 Apr 2018, 16:25

Decants dishsoap into something "a bit less gauche, y'know?"
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Re: Define "middle-class"

Postby Goat Boy » 05 Apr 2018, 16:26

Sounds like Belle Lettre
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Re: Define "middle-class"

Postby gash on ignore » 05 Apr 2018, 16:31

Planning a lads trip to see St. Pauli.
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Re: Define "middle-class"

Postby Belle Lettre » 05 Apr 2018, 16:32

Gauche, you mean, I suppose.
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Re: Define "middle-class"

Postby Toby » 05 Apr 2018, 16:33

nev gash wrote:Planning a lads trip to see St. Pauli.


Then go and see the Max Weber museum for a dichotomous holiday experience

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Re: Define "middle-class"

Postby gash on ignore » 05 Apr 2018, 16:35

Toby wrote:
nev gash wrote:Planning a lads trip to see St. Pauli.


Then go and see the Max Weber museum for a dichotomous holiday experience


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Re: Define "middle-class"

Postby Minnie the Minx » 05 Apr 2018, 16:35

Eats fish finger sandwiches when home alone and doesn't tell anyone. Giggles slightly before first bite.
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Re: Define "middle-class"

Postby Harvey K-Tel » 05 Apr 2018, 16:36

Post pictures of your "reading area" on facebook.
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