BCBs current biggest cunts

[Goat Boy]

Not a historical poll this time so only people who still frequent the place to varying degrees but still totally cunt packed

As many votes as you want.

Please explain your choice

[clive gash]

Where the fuck is Hodgson?

[clive gash]

Poor showing from the Americunts.

[Uncle Charles Routine]

Where the fuck is Hodgson?

Off the scale

[Toby]

What is the BCB definition of cunt?

[Toby]

I'm sort of offended I'm not on the list tbh.

[clive gash]

Diabolical options, the whole things a hanging chad.

[clive gash]

There should be a historical cunt option.

[clive gash]

No Jeemo either? Fucking hell!

[clive gash]

There should be a historical cunt option.

Not hysterical Peter, you’re on there

[Toby]

I voted for the following.

Disclaimer : this is entirely due to their online personality - it is not a reflection of their true self, particularly as I know some of you in real world.

Diamond Dog & Nev, just because their ongoing feud makes them a pair of cunts. DD did once also wear a "I am a cunt" T-shirt to a Jolly once, so there's historical form.

Rayge, for being so annoyingly loquacious, but I'm sure offline he's probably alright.

Griff - obvs

The Slider - overlord of the cunts.

Copehead - I sort of admire his dogged tenacity never to be knowingly wrong. Slider, who is obviously never wrong, carries it off with a panache. But with him it's the endless quoting, the tendency to waffle (but without proper full stops) and a total lack of hubris. In all honesty it's the lack of full stops in the sentences that does it for me.


Those who came close

Goatboy - He's too good a writer to be a cunt. A bit of a try-hard cunt too.

Coan - The username changes just about absolve him.

[Rayge]

Rayge, for being so annoyingly loquacious.

Cunt

[Rayge]

Not a historical poll this time so only people who still frequent the place to varying degrees but still totally cunt packed

As many votes as you want.

Please explain your choice

An arbitrary list I know, but no Jimbo, who gets called it more often than most? (not that 'd have voted for him, but the omission does stand out

[Goat Boy]

Updated to include K and Jimbo

[Goat Boy]

Jimbo – I used to like old Jimbo. The stoner vibe and off colour non-PC humour. At some point however he fell down the rabbit hole and now it’s just conspiracy nonsense with little of the humour that made him engaging. I’d like to see old Jimbo back but alas I fear he is BCB gone forever.

Diamond Dog – Better on Facebook than BCB. I don’t know if he’s actually serious about this right wing takeover of BCB but it’s hard to tell with the BCB lefties. His ongoing feud with Nev has run its course. His undeniable football knowledge is cancelled out by his love of Skunk Anansie. A fading force. God help BCB when he retires early.

Copehead – He’s sorta heroic in his wrongness and if he wasn’t so unpleasant and tedious he might actually be entertaining but instead it’s Corbyn and threads about the Boomtown Rats. A proper BCB cunt

Geezee – “the sky is blue”

“No it’s not it’s PURPLE WITH RED DOTS”

German Dave – That post on the Weller thread was surely one of the most ridiculous in BCB history. Politics brings out the worst in him and he’s getting worse. Needs to focus on the music and ditch the Corbyn worship if he is going to escape the bloated parody he has become. I’ve heard he’s better in person but then I don’t like Scousers either.

Nick - Fucking bald cunt

Rayge aka Gandalf. Pretty much wrong about anything to do with music or with film. Does love I’ll Never Need More Than This but also Spurs.

Goat Boy – the nauseating chumminess with Coan, the homoerotic “banter” with Wilson, the endless tedious swipes at the nebulous “left”, the time he called BCB God G a “patronising cunt", the early BCB cup exit.


Close but no cigar....

Davey – an old school BCB cunt but currently engaged with Jimbo thankfully

Matt Wilson. I feel he has been suitably chastened by our repeated encounters over the years and is now finally on the road to BCB recovery.

[Charlie O.]

Davey... currently engaged with Jimbo thankfully

Hey, congratulations, guys! I thought Jimbo was already married, though.

[Toby]

People too afraid to post their reasons are the worst of course.

[harvey k-tel]

It's obviously Goat Boy, just for starting this god-awful love-in of a thread.

[Goat Boy]

It's obviously Goat Boy, just for starting this god-awful love-in of a thread.

I knew there was somebody I forgot!

[harvey k-tel]