BCBs current biggest cunts

in reality, all of this has been a total load of old bollocks

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Diamond Dog
23
8%
German Dave
10
4%
The Slider
10
4%
K
17
6%
Jimbo
18
6%
Nick
13
5%
Fuery
13
5%
Yomp
9
3%
Coan
15
5%
Matt Wilson
9
3%
Minnie
17
6%
Darkness Fish
3
1%
Goat Boy
15
5%
Deebank
8
3%
Davey
4
1%
Hatz
4
1%
Nev
17
6%
Markus
13
5%
Sea of Tunes
11
4%
Rayge
8
3%
Copehead
18
6%
Fange
6
2%
Moddie
7
2%
Geezee
8
3%
Footy
6
2%
 
Total votes: 282

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BCBs current biggest cunts

Postby Goat Boy » 26 Mar 2018, 14:03

Not a historical poll this time so only people who still frequent the place to varying degrees but still totally cunt packed

As many votes as you want.

Please explain your choice
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Re: BCBs current biggest cunts

Postby wannabee enfant terrible » 26 Mar 2018, 14:20

Where the fuck is Hodgson?
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Postby wannabee enfant terrible » 26 Mar 2018, 14:21

Poor showing from the Americunts.
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Re: BCBs current biggest cunts

Postby THE SMOOTH SOUL STYLINGS OF SUMPTUOUS SI » 26 Mar 2018, 14:22

nev gash wrote:Where the fuck is Hodgson?


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Re: BCBs current biggest cunts

Postby Toby » 26 Mar 2018, 14:25

What is the BCB definition of cunt?

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Re: BCBs current biggest cunts

Postby Toby » 26 Mar 2018, 14:26

I'm sort of offended I'm not on the list tbh.

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Re: BCBs current biggest cunts

Postby wannabee enfant terrible » 26 Mar 2018, 14:27

Diabolical options, the whole things a hanging chad.
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Postby wannabee enfant terrible » 26 Mar 2018, 14:29

There should be a historical cunt option.
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Postby wannabee enfant terrible » 26 Mar 2018, 14:30

No Jeemo either? Fucking hell!
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Re: BCBs current biggest cunts

Postby wannabee enfant terrible » 26 Mar 2018, 14:33

nev gash wrote:There should be a historical cunt option.


Not hysterical Peter, you’re on there 8-)
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Postby Toby » 26 Mar 2018, 14:33

I voted for the following.

Disclaimer : this is entirely due to their online personality - it is not a reflection of their true self, particularly as I know some of you in real world.

Diamond Dog & Nev, just because their ongoing feud makes them a pair of cunts. DD did once also wear a "I am a cunt" T-shirt to a Jolly once, so there's historical form.

Rayge, for being so annoyingly loquacious, but I'm sure offline he's probably alright.

Griff - obvs

The Slider - overlord of the cunts.

Copehead - I sort of admire his dogged tenacity never to be knowingly wrong. Slider, who is obviously never wrong, carries it off with a panache. But with him it's the endless quoting, the tendency to waffle (but without proper full stops) and a total lack of hubris. In all honesty it's the lack of full stops in the sentences that does it for me.


Those who came close

Goatboy - He's too good a writer to be a cunt. A bit of a try-hard cunt too.

Coan - The username changes just about absolve him.

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Re: BCBs current biggest cunts

Postby Rayge » 26 Mar 2018, 14:44

Toby wrote:Rayge, for being so annoyingly loquacious.


Cunt ;)
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Re: BCBs current biggest cunts

Postby Rayge » 26 Mar 2018, 14:46

Goat Boy wrote:Not a historical poll this time so only people who still frequent the place to varying degrees but still totally cunt packed

As many votes as you want.

Please explain your choice



An arbitrary list I know, but no Jimbo, who gets called it more often than most? (not that 'd have voted for him, but the omission does stand out
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Re: BCBs current biggest cunts

Postby Goat Boy » 26 Mar 2018, 14:54

Updated to include K and Jimbo
Griff wrote:The notion that Jeremy Corbyn, a lifelong vocal proponent of antisemitism, would stand in front of an antisemitic mural and commend it is utterly preposterous.


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Re: BCBs current biggest cunts

Postby Goat Boy » 26 Mar 2018, 15:40

Jimbo – I used to like old Jimbo. The stoner vibe and off colour non-PC humour. At some point however he fell down the rabbit hole and now it’s just conspiracy nonsense with little of the humour that made him engaging. I’d like to see old Jimbo back but alas I fear he is BCB gone forever.

Diamond Dog – Better on Facebook than BCB. I don’t know if he’s actually serious about this right wing takeover of BCB but it’s hard to tell with the BCB lefties. His ongoing feud with Nev has run its course. His undeniable football knowledge is cancelled out by his love of Skunk Anansie. A fading force. God help BCB when he retires early.

Copehead – He’s sorta heroic in his wrongness and if he wasn’t so unpleasant and tedious he might actually be entertaining but instead it’s Corbyn and threads about the Boomtown Rats. A proper BCB cunt

Geezee – “the sky is blue”

“No it’s not it’s PURPLE WITH RED DOTS”

German Dave – That post on the Weller thread was surely one of the most ridiculous in BCB history. Politics brings out the worst in him and he’s getting worse. Needs to focus on the music and ditch the Corbyn worship if he is going to escape the bloated parody he has become. I’ve heard he’s better in person but then I don’t like Scousers either.

Nick - Fucking bald cunt

Rayge aka Gandalf. Pretty much wrong about anything to do with music or with film. Does love I’ll Never Need More Than This but also Spurs.

Goat Boy – the nauseating chumminess with Coan, the homoerotic “banter” with Wilson, the endless tedious swipes at the nebulous “left”, the time he called BCB God G a “patronising cunt", the early BCB cup exit.


Close but no cigar....

Davey – an old school BCB cunt but currently engaged with Jimbo thankfully

Matt Wilson. I feel he has been suitably chastened by our repeated encounters over the years and is now finally on the road to BCB recovery.
Griff wrote:The notion that Jeremy Corbyn, a lifelong vocal proponent of antisemitism, would stand in front of an antisemitic mural and commend it is utterly preposterous.


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Re: BCBs current biggest cunts

Postby Charlie O. » 26 Mar 2018, 17:14

Goat Boy wrote:Davey... currently engaged with Jimbo thankfully

Hey, congratulations, guys! I thought Jimbo was already married, though.
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Postby Toby » 26 Mar 2018, 17:43

People too afraid to post their reasons are the worst of course.

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Re: BCBs current biggest cunts

Postby Wally Bingbang » 26 Mar 2018, 17:45

It's obviously Goat Boy, just for starting this god-awful love-in of a thread.
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Re: BCBs current biggest cunts

Postby Goat Boy » 26 Mar 2018, 18:12

Harvey K-Tel wrote:It's obviously Goat Boy, just for starting this god-awful love-in of a thread.


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Griff wrote:The notion that Jeremy Corbyn, a lifelong vocal proponent of antisemitism, would stand in front of an antisemitic mural and commend it is utterly preposterous.


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Postby Wally Bingbang » 26 Mar 2018, 18:15

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