Cat v Dog

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As a pet do you prefer a cat or a dog?

Cat
19
58%
Dog
14
42%
 
Total votes: 33

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Re: Cat v Dog

Postby Minnie the Minx » 19 Mar 2018, 12:04

Goat Boy wrote:Is there anything more tedious that a cat hater? It’s one thing that is guaranteed to put me off a person.

I love both but prefer cats. Whenever I see either in the street I’ll always try and interact with them. I’ll nearly always try and stroke a dog and I’ll always, always stop for a cat. Both bring me much joy. Dogs are hard work though. My mates just got a new puppy who’s adorable but it’s too close to having a kid for me. Demanding and you’ve got to walk them and pick up their poo. Dogs are servile too which is not quality I particularly like. You can treat a dog like shit and it'll come back for more. A cat will fuck you off.

With cats it’s like co-habiting. They do their own thing and then they do their thing with you. There’s something really beautiful about that.


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Re: Cat v Dog

Postby yomptepi » 19 Mar 2018, 12:41

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Goat Boy wrote:Is there anything more tedious that a cat hater? It’s one thing that is guaranteed to put me off a person.

I love both but prefer cats. Whenever I see either in the street I’ll always try and interact with them. I’ll nearly always try and stroke a dog and I’ll always, always stop for a cat. Both bring me much joy. Dogs are hard work though. My mates just got a new puppy who’s adorable but it’s too close to having a kid for me. Demanding and you’ve got to walk them and pick up their poo. Dogs are servile too which is not quality I particularly like. You can treat a dog like shit and it'll come back for more. A cat will fuck you off.

With cats it’s like co-habiting. They do their own thing and then they do their thing with you. There’s something really beautiful about that.


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Re: Cat v Dog

Postby Mike Boom » 19 Mar 2018, 13:00

:lol: great pic

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Re: Cat v Dog

Postby Harvey K-Tel » 19 Mar 2018, 13:01

I've had cats and I've had dogs and I love both, but dogs don't use litterboxes and litterboxes stink. A trained dog also won't piss on your stuff out of spite.
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Re: Cat v Dog

Postby fange » 19 Mar 2018, 13:07

Excellent, yomp! :D


Why is that some people get their knickers in such a twist about cats being cats? "Oh, they're so aloof." "Oh, they can't be taught tricks." and similar palaver.
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Re: Cat v Dog

Postby Dr Markus » 19 Mar 2018, 13:14

Cats are cunts
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Re: Cat v Dog

Postby Dr Markus » 19 Mar 2018, 13:15

Dogs are sound.
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Re: Cat v Dog

Postby Minnie the Minx » 19 Mar 2018, 13:16

fange wrote:Excellent, yomp! :D


Why is that some people get their knickers in such a twist about cats being cats? "Oh, they're so aloof." "Oh, they can't be taught tricks." and similar palaver.
It's strange to me, it really is.


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Re: Cat v Dog

Postby Deebank » 19 Mar 2018, 13:18

fange wrote:Excellent, yomp! :D


Why is that some people get their knickers in such a twist about cats being cats? "Oh, they're so aloof." "Oh, they can't be taught tricks." and similar palaver.
It's strange to me, it really is.


:lol:

Where did that happen?

The OP is asking us to state our preference and that's what people have done - and stated why that is (mostly).

I prefer dogs - I have a dog, but I like other people's cats (including our mum's timid psycho moggy) well enough.

For the record my dog couldn't kill a person - unless perhaps they had sever disabilities and even then I'm not sure why she would bother, she is very friendly.
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Re: Cat v Dog

Postby Deebank » 19 Mar 2018, 13:19

Alleged Local Policeman wrote:
fange wrote:Excellent, yomp! :D


Why is that some people get their knickers in such a twist about cats being cats? "Oh, they're so aloof." "Oh, they can't be taught tricks." and similar palaver.
It's strange to me, it really is.


I've never had an OYSTER retrieve my stick! Grrr! *shakes fist at oyster*


have you ever had a pet oyster - it would be an interesting choice.
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Re: Cat v Dog

Postby Harvey K-Tel » 19 Mar 2018, 13:20

Deebank wrote:
Alleged Local Policeman wrote:
fange wrote:Excellent, yomp! :D


Why is that some people get their knickers in such a twist about cats being cats? "Oh, they're so aloof." "Oh, they can't be taught tricks." and similar palaver.
It's strange to me, it really is.


I've never had an OYSTER retrieve my stick! Grrr! *shakes fist at oyster*


have you ever had a pet oyster - it would be an interesting choice.


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Re: Cat v Dog

Postby gash on ignore » 19 Mar 2018, 13:23

It’d prolly taste better than a cat.
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Re: Cat v Dog

Postby gash on ignore » 19 Mar 2018, 13:24

Although the souls of cat lovers are particularly delicious.
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Re: Cat v Dog

Postby Goat Boy » 19 Mar 2018, 13:24

fange wrote:Excellent, yomp! :D


Why is that some people get their knickers in such a twist about cats being cats? "Oh, they're so aloof." "Oh, they can't be taught tricks." and similar palaver.
It's strange to me, it really is.


Because they think cats should be more like dogs and that's how they measure them as pets. How dare they do their own thing. The sheer bloody arrogance of it all!

Every person I've met who hated cats has been a fucking simpleton
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Re: Cat v Dog

Postby gash on ignore » 19 Mar 2018, 13:25

I don’t understand.
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Re: Cat v Dog

Postby Goat Boy » 19 Mar 2018, 13:28

nev gash wrote:I don’t understand.


Catz rule.

Dogz iz for losers
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Re: Cat v Dog

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Rayge wrote:The lack of a footy option in the poll


When I was young I always wanted a pet Footy.
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Re: Cat v Dog

Postby The Beatles » 19 Mar 2018, 13:30

Goat Boy wrote:
Every person I've met who hated cats has been a fucking simpleton


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Re: Cat v Dog

Postby Goat Boy » 19 Mar 2018, 13:30

PENK wrote:
Rayge wrote:The lack of a footy option in the poll


When I was young I always wanted a pet Footy.


Terrible flatulence though
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Re: Cat v Dog

Postby Goat Boy » 19 Mar 2018, 13:31

WARRIOR/DESTROYER XI wrote:
Goat Boy wrote:
Every person I've met who hated cats has been a fucking simpleton


:x


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