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Re: 'like Jim Morrison sang...'

Postby Deebank » 10 Apr 2018, 09:36

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Minnie the Minx wrote:I have no idea what I think of the entire episode, but the OR approach would perhaps be more of an option if I could believe that an entire restaurant served one portion of food to one set of diners and nobody else.


They shared a seafood risotto, apparently. One bad mussel would do it.
Incidentally, also apparently, the restaurant is still closed.

And the policeman nicked one mussel from the plate.


Well, food poisoning is hardly a rare thing.
There is a large element of hysteria attached to this whole episode.
Would any of it stand up in court I wonder?

I still reckon Putin done it though.
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Re: 'like Jim Morrison sang...'

Postby Copehead » 10 Apr 2018, 09:55

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I still reckon Putin done it though.


Of course it is; got to love the way the British government has fucked it all up by having an egotistical dick like Johnson in charge; a man who has winged everything in his life due to his ego and family and thinks he can wing being the Foreign Secretary during a major international crisis.

So far I'd say the evidence is he can't; but it will be funny to see Nick and Toby defend this clown car cluster fuck or try and pin the problems on Corbyn.
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Re: 'like Jim Morrison sang...'

Postby Rayge » 10 Apr 2018, 10:07

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Rayge wrote:They shared a seafood risotto, apparently. One bad mussel would do it.
Incidentally, also apparently, the restaurant is still closed.

And the policeman nicked one mussel from the plate.


Rayge wrote:Where is this detective? Why hasn't he told all? How quickly did he recover? Maybe it was something else he had to explain his symptoms, whatever they were? If he somehow 'caught' whatever it was from just helping the Skripals, how come none of the other people involved – medical staff, police, passers-by – were affected at all, even as mildly as he had been, as they would have been by a weaponized toxin.
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Re: 'my sources Cannon and Ball tell me....'

Postby Pansy Puff » 10 Apr 2018, 10:39

Told all to who? The press? Or the police? How would you know if it were the latter?
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Re: 'my sources Cannon and Ball tell me....'

Postby Diamond Dog » 10 Apr 2018, 18:47

The question I'd like answering is why the daughter accessed her account on the Russian version of Facebook three days after the attack. Despite being in critical condition in hospital.
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Re: 'my sources Cannon and Ball tell me....'

Postby Minnie Cheddars » 10 Apr 2018, 19:04

Diamond Dog wrote:The question I'd like answering is why the daughter accessed her account on the Russian version of Facebook three days after the attack. Despite being in critical condition in hospital.


Her account was accessed. It doesn't mean she accessed it.
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Re: 'my sources Cannon and Ball tell me....'

Postby Minnie Cheddars » 10 Apr 2018, 19:05

This isn't bloody rocket science, is it?
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Re: 'my sources Cannon and Ball tell me....'

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Re: 'my sources Cannon and Ball tell me....'

Postby Minnie Cheddars » 10 Apr 2018, 19:13

Given the high profile nature of this case, just imagine how many people have been lining up to hack her account. And that's just one scenario. She was logged in and someone picked up her phone for the first time. Someone else knew her password. OR maybe she sat there in ICU and logged on. I don't know!
The question I would really like answering is - is she gonna be ok? She has gone through hell, her Dad is still under and she is now being talked about all over the world. Poor fucking woman.
And wait till she finds out the family pets are all dead. What a fucking month!
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Re: 'my sources Cannon and Ball tell me....'

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Diamond Dog wrote:The question I'd like answering is why the daughter accessed her account on the Russian version of Facebook three days after the attack. Despite being in critical condition in hospital.


Her account was accessed. It doesn't mean she accessed it.


Sorry yes I'll rephrase. I'd like to know who posted (not accessed) .. posted on her account three days after she was put in hospital in critical/life threatened condition.
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Re: 'my sources Cannon and Ball tell me....'

Postby Diamond Dog » 10 Apr 2018, 19:16

Minnie the Minx wrote:The question I would really like answering is - is she gonna be ok? She has gone through hell, her Dad is still under and she is now being talked about all over the world. Poor fucking woman.


Indeed. I'm not sure why my question in any way prevents that and/or where I suggested it took precedence - maybe you could explain.

Minnie the Minx wrote:And wait till she finds out the family pets are all dead. What a fucking month!


Ah. You care that much.
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Re: 'my sources Cannon and Ball tell me....'

Postby Minnie Cheddars » 10 Apr 2018, 19:21

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Minnie the Minx wrote:The question I would really like answering is - is she gonna be ok? She has gone through hell, her Dad is still under and she is now being talked about all over the world. Poor fucking woman.


Indeed. I'm not sure why my question in any way prevents that and/or where I suggested it took precedence - maybe you could explain.

Minnie the Minx wrote:And wait till she finds out the family pets are all dead. What a fucking month!


Ah. You care that much.



I care what much?

I love animals. All their family pets were sealed up and died of starvation or thirst. The cat was skin and bone. Not only are they the subject of world scrutiny, the things that would have helped them get back to normality are dead and died horribly.
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Re: 'my sources Cannon and Ball tell me....'

Postby yomptepi » 10 Apr 2018, 19:22

Diamond Dog wrote:
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Diamond Dog wrote:The question I'd like answering is why the daughter accessed her account on the Russian version of Facebook three days after the attack. Despite being in critical condition in hospital.


Her account was accessed. It doesn't mean she accessed it.


Sorry yes I'll rephrase. I'd like to know who posted (not accessed) .. posted on her account three days after she was put in hospital in critical/life threatened condition.


Rephrase?

Your original post was tantamount to an accusation that she was a fraud.
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Postby wannabee enfant terrible » 10 Apr 2018, 19:25

I understand Neil Finn has accepted responsibility for the Facebook post.

Putin paid him $500,000.
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Postby Belle Lettre » 10 Apr 2018, 19:26

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Re: 'my sources Cannon and Ball tell me....'

Postby wannabee enfant terrible » 10 Apr 2018, 19:27

Not punishment enough - make him listen to the last Percy Plant record.
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Re: 'my sources Cannon and Ball tell me....'

Postby Diamond Dog » 10 Apr 2018, 19:29

yomptepi wrote:
Diamond Dog wrote:
Minnie the Minx wrote:
Her account was accessed. It doesn't mean she accessed it.


Sorry yes I'll rephrase. I'd like to know who posted (not accessed) .. posted on her account three days after she was put in hospital in critical/life threatened condition.


Rephrase?

Your original post was tantamount to an accusation that she was a fraud.



It may be in your convoluted mind, but certainly not in mine.

It's why you ask the question - to find out the answer.
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Re: 'my sources Cannon and Ball tell me....'

Postby Diamond Dog » 10 Apr 2018, 19:58

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I love animals. All their family pets were sealed up and died of starvation or thirst. The cat was skin and bone. Not only are they the subject of world scrutiny, the things that would have helped them get back to normality are dead and died horribly.


That I didn't know. I apologise for the flippancy of my post, in light of this.
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It’s a Drake!





Beat me to it.

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