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Re: Abbott and Costello in Hollywood

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,,, British police have announced that they now believe that Sergey and Yulia Skripal came into contact with the deadly chemical which poisoned them because it was smeared onto their front door .... This announcement has come after weeks of speculation during which a bewildering range of competing theories explaining how the poisoning supposedly took place have appeared in the British media.

These theories have included claims that Sergey and Yulia Skripal were (1) sprayed with the supposedly deadly chemical by a passer-by; (2) sprayed with the supposedly deadly chemical by an aerial drone; (3) contaminated by the supposedly deadly chemical which was brought from Russia in Yulia Skripal’s suitcase where it had been hidden by some third party; and (4) were poisoned by having the supposedly deadly chemical somehow inserted into Sergey Skripal's car.


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Jimbo wrote:
,,, British police have announced that they now believe that Sergey and Yulia Skripal came into contact with the deadly chemical which poisoned them because it was smeared onto their front door .... This announcement has come after weeks of speculation during which a bewildering range of competing theories explaining how the poisoning supposedly took place have appeared in the British media.

These theories have included claims that Sergey and Yulia Skripal were (1) sprayed with the supposedly deadly chemical by a passer-by; (2) sprayed with the supposedly deadly chemical by an aerial drone; (3) contaminated by the supposedly deadly chemical which was brought from Russia in Yulia Skripal’s suitcase where it had been hidden by some third party; and (4) were poisoned by having the supposedly deadly chemical somehow inserted into Sergey Skripal's car.


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https://off-guardian.org/2018/03/31/uks ... e-process/


People being poisoned is funny?
Perhaps they are crisis actors or something, no need to feel sorry for those guys.
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Postby Minnie the Minx » 31 Mar 2018, 21:14

Jimbo wrote:
,,, British police have announced that they now believe that Sergey and Yulia Skripal came into contact with the deadly chemical which poisoned them because it was smeared onto their front door .... This announcement has come after weeks of speculation during which a bewildering range of competing theories explaining how the poisoning supposedly took place have appeared in the British media.

These theories have included claims that Sergey and Yulia Skripal were (1) sprayed with the supposedly deadly chemical by a passer-by; (2) sprayed with the supposedly deadly chemical by an aerial drone; (3) contaminated by the supposedly deadly chemical which was brought from Russia in Yulia Skripal’s suitcase where it had been hidden by some third party; and (4) were poisoned by having the supposedly deadly chemical somehow inserted into Sergey Skripal's car.


:lol:

https://off-guardian.org/2018/03/31/uks ... e-process/


What's funny about this? Do you understand that things are investigated because the answer is not immediately obvious? That's why they are called investigations.

During investigations, various theories pop up.
Why is this funny?
I know the only thing you've ever had to investigate is where the terrible smell in your computer chair is coming from, but surely even you understand something as basic as this.
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Re: Abbott and Costello in Hollywood

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Cheeky Cheeky Naughty Sneaky wrote:
During investigations, various theories pop up.


Correct. And then you have a hearing or trial.

In this case it's Bizzarro meets the Keystone Cops meets Clue. Poison in the car. Putin! No, it's a spray. Putin! Poison in the suitcase. Clearly Putin. Putin smeared it on the doorknob!

This is called scapegoating. What's funny is how old school and clumsy the scapegoating is.
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Re: Abbott and Costello in Hollywood

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Jimbo wrote:
Cheeky Cheeky Naughty Sneaky wrote:
During investigations, various theories pop up.


Correct. And then you have a hearing or trial.

In this case it's Bizzarro meets the Keystone Cops meets Clue. Poison in the car. Putin! No, it's a spray. Putin! Poison in the suitcase. Clearly Putin. Putin smeared it on the doorknob!

This is called scapegoating. What's funny is how old school and clumsy the scapegoating is.


Jimbo I think you may be confusing newspaper speculation with a police investigation here, although I could be wrong it is sometime difficult to tell which direction you are heading in..
As far as I know the investigators have said very little, which may be why there has been so much speculation in the press.
But the investigators are very obviously waiting to get everything marshalled before making any definitive statements.
Which with people like you around is probably pretty sensible.
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Copehead wrote:
Jimbo wrote:
Cheeky Cheeky Naughty Sneaky wrote:
During investigations, various theories pop up.


Correct. And then you have a hearing or trial.

In this case it's Bizzarro meets the Keystone Cops meets Clue. Poison in the car. Putin! No, it's a spray. Putin! Poison in the suitcase. Clearly Putin. Putin smeared it on the doorknob!

This is called scapegoating. What's funny is how old school and clumsy the scapegoating is.


Jimbo I think you may be confusing newspaper speculation with a police investigation here, although I could be wrong it is sometime difficult to tell which direction you are heading in..
As far as I know the investigators have said very little, which may be why there has been so much speculation in the press.
But the investigators are very obviously waiting to get everything marshalled before making any definitive statements.
Which with people like you around is probably pretty sensible.


I'll grant that somewhere in the police department there are level headed, tight-lipped investigators and that it's the media who are speculating how the Skripals may have been dosed (which my quote said), but more importantly is how your government has, in spite of no final police report and with the aide of media speculation blamed Putin for the assault.

Which is crap.

Say the Skrypals rubbed this highly toxic, fast acting goo on their hands and then went for a stroll, had a nice dinner and few hours after getting it on their hands had a squat on a bench and keeled over - and not killed with the daughter now recovering. With anomalies like this and a shedload more, how stupid are you to believe the official story. Since when have you been so defensive of Teresa May?
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Re: Abbott and Costello in Hollywood

Postby Copehead » 01 Apr 2018, 13:18

Jimbo wrote:
Copehead wrote:
Jimbo wrote:
Correct. And then you have a hearing or trial.

In this case it's Bizzarro meets the Keystone Cops meets Clue. Poison in the car. Putin! No, it's a spray. Putin! Poison in the suitcase. Clearly Putin. Putin smeared it on the doorknob!

This is called scapegoating. What's funny is how old school and clumsy the scapegoating is.


Jimbo I think you may be confusing newspaper speculation with a police investigation here, although I could be wrong it is sometime difficult to tell which direction you are heading in..
As far as I know the investigators have said very little, which may be why there has been so much speculation in the press.
But the investigators are very obviously waiting to get everything marshalled before making any definitive statements.
Which with people like you around is probably pretty sensible.


I'll grant that somewhere in the police department there are level headed, tight-lipped investigators and that it's the media who are speculating how the Skripals may have been dosed (which my quote said), but more importantly is how your government has, in spite of no final police report and with the aide of media speculation blamed Putin for the assault.

Which is crap.

Say the Skrypals rubbed this highly toxic, fast acting goo on their hands and then went for a stroll, had a nice dinner and few hours after getting it on their hands had a squat on a bench and keeled over - and not killed with the daughter now recovering. With anomalies like this and a shedload more, how stupid are you to believe the official story. Since when have you been so defensive of Teresa May?


I was just pointing out that there is a difference between the British media and the British police.
I have been critical of May jumping ahead of the evidence in the public domain, doesn't seem bright, but I think it will turn out that the Russian secret services, and therefore Putin, where behind it.
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Postby Jimbo » 01 Apr 2018, 13:18

I don't suppose any of the titles below might pique your interest, perhaps loosen up your grip on Teresa May's skirt.

Hillary Clinton Ordered Diplomats To Suppress 'Novichok' Discussions
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/49116.htm

John Pilger : "We Are Headed For War"
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/49106.htm

20 More Questions That Journalists Should be Asking About the Skripal Case
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/49108.htm

Location, Location and Nerve Agents
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/49109.htm

Salisbury Incident Report: Hard Evidence For Soft Minds
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/49107.htm

Last Act Of 'Novichok' Drama Revealed - "The Skripals' Resurrection"
http://www.moonofalabama.org/2018/03/sh ... .html#more

Are 'Novichok' Poisons Real? - May's Claims Fall Apart
http://www.moonofalabama.org/2018/03/th ... apart.html

The British Government's 'Novichok' Drama Was Written By Whom?
http://www.moonofalabama.org/2018/03/go ... ished.html

NHS Doctor: "No Patients Have Experienced Symptoms Of Nerve Agent Poisoning In Salisbury"
http://www.moonofalabama.org/2018/03/no ... sbury.html

Russian Scientists Explain 'Novichok' - High Time For Britain To Come Clean
http://www.moonofalabama.org/2018/03/ru ... clean.html

Russia ‘Novichok’ Hysteria Proves Politicians and Media Haven’t Learned the Lessons of Iraq
https://consortiumnews.com/2018/03/31/26507/

Questioning the Conventional Wisdom of Russian Spy’s Poisoning
https://consortiumnews.com/2018/03/30/q ... poisoning/

REVEALED: Pentagon’s $70 Million Chemical & Biological Program at Porton Down in UK
http://21stcenturywire.com/2018/03/28/r ... own-in-uk/
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Re: Abbott and Costello in Hollywood

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Postby Diamond Dog » 03 Apr 2018, 10:32

Jimbo wrote:I don't suppose any of the titles below might pique your interest, perhaps loosen up your grip on Teresa May's skirt.

Hillary Clinton Ordered Diplomats To Suppress 'Novichok' Discussions
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/49116.htm

John Pilger : "We Are Headed For War"
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/49106.htm

20 More Questions That Journalists Should be Asking About the Skripal Case
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/49108.htm

Location, Location and Nerve Agents
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/49109.htm

Salisbury Incident Report: Hard Evidence For Soft Minds
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/49107.htm

Last Act Of 'Novichok' Drama Revealed - "The Skripals' Resurrection"
http://www.moonofalabama.org/2018/03/sh ... .html#more

Are 'Novichok' Poisons Real? - May's Claims Fall Apart
http://www.moonofalabama.org/2018/03/th ... apart.html

The British Government's 'Novichok' Drama Was Written By Whom?
http://www.moonofalabama.org/2018/03/go ... ished.html

NHS Doctor: "No Patients Have Experienced Symptoms Of Nerve Agent Poisoning In Salisbury"
http://www.moonofalabama.org/2018/03/no ... sbury.html

Russian Scientists Explain 'Novichok' - High Time For Britain To Come Clean
http://www.moonofalabama.org/2018/03/ru ... clean.html

Russia ‘Novichok’ Hysteria Proves Politicians and Media Haven’t Learned the Lessons of Iraq
https://consortiumnews.com/2018/03/31/26507/

Questioning the Conventional Wisdom of Russian Spy’s Poisoning
https://consortiumnews.com/2018/03/30/q ... poisoning/

REVEALED: Pentagon’s $70 Million Chemical & Biological Program at Porton Down in UK
http://21stcenturywire.com/2018/03/28/r ... own-in-uk/


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Postby Diamond Dog » 03 Apr 2018, 20:15

Just in case this gets lost in the "Corbyn is an Anti-Semitical Under Achieving Tyrant" stuff...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-43633694

"Porton Down's chief executive Gary Aitkenhead .....

"We have not identified the precise source, but we have provided the scientific info to [the] government who have then used a number of other sources to piece together the conclusions," Mr Aitkenhead told Sky News.

"It is our job to provide the scientific evidence of what this particular nerve agent is - we identified that it is from this particular family and that it is a military grade, but it is not our job to say where it was manufactured
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Diamond Dog wrote:Just in case this gets lost in the "Corbyn is an Anti-Semitical Under Achieving Tyrant" stuff...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-43633694

"Porton Down's chief executive Gary Aitkenhead .....

"We have not identified the precise source, but we have provided the scientific info to [the] government who have then used a number of other sources to piece together the conclusions," Mr Aitkenhead told Sky News.

"It is our job to provide the scientific evidence of what this particular nerve agent is - we identified that it is from this particular family and that it is a military grade, but it is not our job to say where it was manufactured
."


Makes you feel proud to be British and a scientist :)

More plausible deniability for Putin. But watch him wink at the camera at the end of his denial.

Good to let your enemies you are both murderous and untouchable.

I wonder if he has a hairy white pu55y :?

what you can't say that now?! I was talking about a cat like Bloefeld's for christ's sake
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https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/apr/04/skripal-poisoning-deleted-foreign-office-tweet-leads-to-awkward-questions

Well that wasn't predictable, unless you were Jeremy Corbyn.

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Postby Diamond Dog » 04 Apr 2018, 14:46

Some wise old sage on March 16th...

Diamond Dog wrote:
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Excuse me for wanting some evidence that stands up to independent examination.


So you don't trust our security services. You would rather take the word of a dictator than that of our security specialists.

I didn't realise how bad things had got in Wallingford...


Is that the same security services that manufactured the dodgy dossier?

Let's get one thing straight - I happen to believe Putin is behind it.

But I cannot for the life of me see what possible harm it would do to get some independent back up for that claim.

Why are you all so scared of waiting for just that?


And some less than wise ones....
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Diamond Dog wrote:
And some less than wise ones....


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Diamond Dog wrote: Let's get one thing straight - I happen to believe Putin is behind it.


I blame Satan!

If you "believe" Putin dun it then you believe in miracles because it must have God almighty himself who snatched the Skrypals from certain and instant death after ingesting, touching or some other not yet suggested means of exposure to the most lethal nerve agent ever produced. God must have saved all of Salisbury as well for surely others were exposed but thank the man upstairs not one other resident was affected by the possibly Russia-produced nerve agent from HELL!!! Maybe it's the cathedral what saved them all.
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