What Would You Been In Another Life?

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Re: What Would You Been In Another Life?

Postby Darkness_Fish » 06 Mar 2018, 16:42

A neoplasm.
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Re: What Would You Been In Another Life?

Postby Pansy Puff » 06 Mar 2018, 17:01

What wouldn't I have been?
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Re: What Would You Been In Another Life?

Postby Goat Boy » 06 Mar 2018, 17:05

Cool?
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Re: What Would You Been In Another Life?

Postby gash on ignore » 06 Mar 2018, 17:06

Happy?
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Re: What Would You Been In Another Life?

Postby Dr Markus » 06 Mar 2018, 17:06

K?
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Re: What Would You Been In Another Life?

Postby Pansy Puff » 06 Mar 2018, 17:56

Goat Boy wrote:Cool?

:x
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Re: What Would You Been In Another Life?

Postby quix » 06 Mar 2018, 21:15

I’d be slightly shorter. Only a couple of cms though max.

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Re: What Would You Been In Another Life?

Postby Dr Markus » 06 Mar 2018, 21:17

quix wrote:I’d be slightly shorter. Only a couple of cms though max.


How tall are you now?
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Re: What Would You Been In Another Life?

Postby Harvey K-Tel » 06 Mar 2018, 21:18

Dr Markus wrote:
quix wrote:I’d be slightly shorter. Only a couple of cms though max.


How tall are you now?


A couple cms more than she'd like.
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Re: What Would You Been In Another Life?

Postby Dr Markus » 06 Mar 2018, 21:19

Harvey K-Tel wrote:
Dr Markus wrote:
quix wrote:I’d be slightly shorter. Only a couple of cms though max.


How tall are you now?


A couple cms more than she'd like.


G'night Everybody.
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Re: What Would You Been In Another Life?

Postby the masked man » 06 Mar 2018, 21:21

An extra on Eastenders.

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Re: What Would You Been In Another Life?

Postby Vic Snazell-Sprey » 06 Mar 2018, 21:24

An eastender in Extras.
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Re: What Would You Been In Another Life?

Postby mentalist (slight return) » 06 Mar 2018, 21:26

a contender, somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am
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Re: What Would You Been In Another Life?

Postby Dr Markus » 06 Mar 2018, 21:28

German Dave wrote:An eastender in Extras.


Pretty sure you were gonna say a tranmere rovers fan.
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Re: What Would You Been In Another Life?

Postby Vic Snazell-Sprey » 06 Mar 2018, 22:00

Dr Markus wrote:
Pretty sure you were gonna say a tranmere rovers fan.


Ooh, has somebody been looking at a map of Merseyside?
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Re: What Would You Been In Another Life?

Postby Dr Markus » 06 Mar 2018, 22:02

German Dave wrote:
Dr Markus wrote:
Pretty sure you were gonna say a tranmere rovers fan.


Ooh, has somebody been looking at a map of Merseyside?



Naw, I overheard it somewhere.
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Re: What Would You Been In Another Life?

Postby quix » 06 Mar 2018, 22:29

Harvey K-Tel wrote:
Dr Markus wrote:
quix wrote:I’d be slightly shorter. Only a couple of cms though max.


How tall are you now?


A couple cms more than she'd like.


Correct.

I do like being tall. But I’d like to be a tiny bit smaller. And then a tiny bit taller again.

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Re: What Would You Been In Another Life?

Postby PresMuffley » 06 Mar 2018, 23:56

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Re: What Would You Been In Another Life?

Postby Flower » 07 Mar 2018, 00:02

Billionaire philanthropist or head of the Mossad.
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Re: What Would You Been In Another Life?

Postby LeBaron » 07 Mar 2018, 18:18

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