Nigel Pirelli

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Re: Nigel Pirelli

Postby yomptepi » 05 Mar 2018, 20:00

THE NIGHT BEAK wrote:A certain Absolutely Fabulous star might be the next to be implicated


Wasn't Sawalha bosom buddies with Pirelli when he was featured on " My 600lb life ". I have definitely seen them together on some z list celeb show.
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Re: Nigel Pirelli

Postby Eddie Shah environment » 05 Mar 2018, 20:17

I seem to remember....

But I think we’ve probably said enough already. Remember ‘Hugo’? ;)
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Re: Nigel Pirelli

Postby Hugh » 05 Mar 2018, 21:50

Won’t be the first time Lumley's been in it up to her arse, I’ve heard.

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Re: Nigel Pirelli

Postby Eddie Shah environment » 06 Mar 2018, 08:33

Dr Markus wrote:
THE NIGHT BEAK wrote:Davro is due to appear on Good Morning Britain tomorrow



Bobby? :shock:


He’s backed out. Waters’ heavies must have paid a visit.

Meanwhile some photos of Pirelli in Tottenham have surfaced - ‘the most incriminating evidence yet’, according to DI Monge
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Re: Nigel Pirelli

Postby kalowski II: The Revenge » 06 Mar 2018, 10:34

Is anyone else getting a ‘Cyprus ‘92’ feeling about this?
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Re: Nigel Pirelli

Postby Belle Lettre » 06 Mar 2018, 11:04

Someone just rang me and then hung up!
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Re: Nigel Pirelli

Postby Eddie Shah environment » 06 Mar 2018, 11:18

Davro's looking for a bolthole
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Re: Nigel Pirelli

Postby caramba » 06 Mar 2018, 11:19

Goat Boy wrote:Turns out Allsops "assault weapon" was actually a felting kit for farm animals.


This is not going to end well.

Phil Spencer is said to be "in bits"


Are you sure you don't mean "felching"?

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Re: Nigel Pirelli

Postby Eddie Shah environment » 06 Mar 2018, 11:27

Turns out all that Allsopp stuff was just a red herring, even though the cops said they'd never seen stains like them 'on this planet or any other in my dreams or nightmares'

Meanwhile Pirelli is living it large in Curaçao, reportedly using Waters as some sort of 'human laundering' assistant.
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Re: Nigel Pirelli

Postby yomptepi » 06 Mar 2018, 12:27

I knew it.
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Re: Nigel Pirelli

Postby Belle Lettre » 06 Mar 2018, 12:50

THE NIGHT BEAK wrote:Turns out all that Allsopp stuff was just a red herring, even though the cops said they'd never seen stains like them 'on this planet or any other in my dreams or nightmares'

Meanwhile Pirelli is living it large in Curaçao, reportedly using Waters as some sort of 'human laundering' assistant.

Waters is a big wheel in the Zürich Verbrecherwelt, I'm told.
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Re: Nigel Pirelli

Postby Hugh » 06 Mar 2018, 13:43

I can’t say I’m surprised at any of this. Something was bound to leak out once Chegwin passed on.

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Re: Nigel Pirelli

Postby Eddie Shah environment » 18 Jul 2018, 15:46

gash on ignore wrote:Is anyone else getting a ‘Cyprus ‘92’ feeling about this?


:shock:
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