Nigel Pirelli

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Nigel Pirelli

Postby ORORORO » 05 Mar 2018, 15:15

This recent announcement might interest some of you: following his deportation last November, Pirelli’s (UK) bank account was found to contain funds donated illegally by the Venezuelan far-right party VLF. This might shed some light on last Friday’s bizarre Portobello Road incident and the resulting ‘throwdown’ by the police.

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Postby yomptepi » 05 Mar 2018, 15:23

Was it antique market related, or, more likely something connected with local celebrity and estate agent Kirsty Allsopp? The reaction of the Police would certainly implicate the latter. Shady stuff indeed.
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Re: Nigel Pirelli

Postby ORORORO » 05 Mar 2018, 15:41

There's footage somewhere of Allsopp jumping over a wall which backs onto the Venezuelan Embassy in Kensington. It's not clear exactly what she's carrying but it's definitely a case of some type - some are suggesting an assault weapon.

Davro is due to appear on Good Morning Britain tomorrow and I've heard Roger Waters might be implicated.
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Postby Minnie the Minx » 05 Mar 2018, 15:51

Eh?
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Postby gash on ignore » 05 Mar 2018, 15:56

Twitter reporting Gavin Tapenade has handed himself in to the Police :(
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Postby Dr Markus » 05 Mar 2018, 15:59

THE NIGHT BEAK wrote:Davro is due to appear on Good Morning Britain tomorrow



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Postby ORORORO » 05 Mar 2018, 15:59

nev gash wrote:Twitter reporting Gavin Tapenade has handed himself in to the Police :(


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Postby gash on ignore » 05 Mar 2018, 16:01

This is going to have implications for the Paris-Bruges accord isn’t it?
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Re: Nigel Pirelli

Postby Count Machuki » 05 Mar 2018, 16:02

THE NIGHT BEAK wrote:Venezuelan far-right party VLF


Those guys are nothing to fuck around with. Some pretty amazing tunes written in support of them, though. Check out Venceremos de Nuevo, John - right up your street.


Poor Gav.

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nev gash wrote:This is going to have implications for the Paris-Bruges accord isn’t it?


Unless Van De Velde steps in. But he's probably got too much to lose.
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Postby ORORORO » 05 Mar 2018, 16:05

Count Machuki wrote:
THE NIGHT BEAK wrote:Venezuelan far-right party VLF


Those guys are nothing to fuck around with. Some pretty amazing tunes written in support of them, though. Check out Venceremos de Nuevo, John - right up your street.


Poor Gav.

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I'll give it a listen - thanks, C.

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Re: Nigel Pirelli

Postby Goat Boy » 05 Mar 2018, 16:05

Turns out Allsops "assault weapon" was actually a felting kit for farm animals.


This is not going to end well.

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Re: Nigel Pirelli

Postby gash on ignore » 05 Mar 2018, 16:07

Opinionated US shock-broad Kaylee Fart is already spinning this as false flag.
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Postby Count Machuki » 05 Mar 2018, 16:15

nev gash wrote:Opinionated US shock-broad Kaylee Fart is already spinning this as false flag.


Well, she would.

Meanwhile Doran still sees fit to be tweeting about the Oscars of all things. :roll:
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Postby PENK » 05 Mar 2018, 16:20

Count Machuki wrote:Meanwhile Doran still sees fit to be tweeting about the Oscars of all things. :roll:


He'd been pushing for Terry LaRoyale to win 'Best Prosthetic' for ages so understandable that he would be crowing about it.
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Re: Nigel Pirelli

Postby gash on ignore » 05 Mar 2018, 16:41

The Venuzualean stock market has closed at a new record high :?:
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Re: Nigel Pirelli

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nev gash wrote:The Venuzualean stock market has closed at a new record high :?:


Blimey O'Reilly! Where's Jimbo when you need him?
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Postby Harvey K-Tel » 05 Mar 2018, 19:51

Is this Hirschberg fellow they keep mentioning the same guy that bankrolls Justin Timberlake's records? 'Cause that's just weird if it is.
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Re: Nigel Pirelli

Postby ORORORO » 05 Mar 2018, 19:57

A certain Absolutely Fabulous star might be the next to be implicated
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