I WANT A WEE-WEE

in reality, all of this has been a total load of old bollocks
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I WANT A WEE-WEE

Postby Dor-Relip Hotels and Bathings » 01 Mar 2018, 22:54

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Re: QT live!

Postby Dor-Relip Hotels and Bathings » 01 Mar 2018, 22:54

He’s right that there shouldn’t have been a referendum
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Re: QT live!

Postby Dor-Relip Hotels and Bathings » 01 Mar 2018, 22:56

This woman is a bit simple. I’ve seen her on that Sky News round table debate thing with that tabloid dickhead doing his Man Of The People bollocks.
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Postby Dor-Relip Hotels and Bathings » 01 Mar 2018, 22:58

Owen. Some sense but he is Welsh unfortunately
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Postby Dor-Relip Hotels and Bathings » 01 Mar 2018, 22:59

I don’t mind Farage at all, I really don’t. He comes out with all sorts of crap but he’s likeable and can laugh at himself
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Re: QT live!

Postby Dor-Relip Hotels and Bathings » 01 Mar 2018, 23:00

There won’t be too many sparks tonight will there?
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Re: QT live!

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And this, ladies and gentlemen, concludes our BBC special of ‘Coan Ranks The Stars’.

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Re: QT live!

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THE NIGHT BEAK wrote:Ken Clarke’s alright, isn’t he? The Reasonable Tory


I don't mind him and he's into jazz. He always blew with the wind a bit though, which either makes him an astute political player or someone who didn't have strong principles to sell out. You decide.
I was watching John Major the other day speaking his mind about Brexit. He was a decent and principled man and my vote for the underrated Tory.

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Postby Dor-Relip Hotels and Bathings » 01 Mar 2018, 23:02

Dimbleby wanted to curb the Brexit talk - it’s been week after week - but here we are again
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The Modernist wrote:I was watching John Major the other day speaking his mind about Brexit. He was a decent and principled man and my vote for the underrated Tory.


Yes but you can still see Edwina in his eyes and any man who pursues such a foul tart cannot be respectable
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THE NIGHT BEAK wrote:
The Modernist wrote:I was watching John Major the other day speaking his mind about Brexit. He was a decent and principled man and my vote for the underrated Tory.


Yes but you can still see Edwina in his eyes and any man who pursues such a foul tart cannot be respectable


She had something... :oops:

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Postby Dor-Relip Hotels and Bathings » 01 Mar 2018, 23:05

:lol:


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Postby Dor-Relip Hotels and Bathings » 01 Mar 2018, 23:13

I do get tired of this ‘we voted to leave NOW LETS GET ON WITH IT’ nonsense- you hear it nearly every week and it’s always met with applause. It’s incredibly shallow and ignorant
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Postby Dor-Relip Hotels and Bathings » 01 Mar 2018, 23:16

Oh bolloxjs to you all
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Robert wrote:And this, ladies and gentlemen, concludes our BBC special of ‘Coan Ranks The Stars’.


It's a bit pathetic how he's spamming his own board. :(
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:( I'm a bit worried though. If I piss him off, he might start using my real name online. The brute.
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Postby yomptepi » 02 Mar 2018, 00:04

I turned it off as soon as I saw Farage was on. Who the fuck is he anyway?
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Postby Copehead » 02 Mar 2018, 00:52

yomptepi wrote:I turned it off as soon as I saw Farage was on. Who the fuck is he anyway?


Bizarrely the Beebs favourite politician, now been on QT more than any other despite never having been elected to the UK parliament.

Which rather undermines the idea that it is some sort of hot bed of commies and pinkos.
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Postby Goat Boy » 02 Mar 2018, 09:09

Ken Clarkes sound enough. I bet he’s a laugh after a few light ales.

I used to watch it but I just gave up and find it almost unwatchable these days.

Will Self was always good value but they should never bother with celebrity types. It makes me cringe when you get fucking Olly Murs or some twat talking about immigration or whatever.
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Re: QT live!

Postby borofan » 02 Mar 2018, 17:07

THE NIGHT BEAK wrote:I don’t mind Farage at all, I really don’t. He comes out with all sorts of crap but he’s likeable and can laugh at himself

Likeable? He's an obnoxious hypocritical fascist cunt of the lowest order. You can't be that close to Trump and not be a cunt.
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