Should K give a shit about Neville Gash?

[clive gash]

The softest hammer.

[Dr Markus]

What's with the surname thing? Are we not respecting internet anonymity these days?

Well, we do the same to Coan....

but Coan has well deserved "Moriarity" status!!!

Eh? what's a "moriarity status"?

[Sneelock]

let's make it multiple choice!

the Moriarity I refer to in discussing Sir John Coan on the BCB is...

A.) a reference to Sherlock Holmes notorious Nemesis.
B.) a reference to carefree Dean Moriarity in Jack Kerouac's "On the Road"
C.) a reference to the talented Canadian skater,
D.) a complete non-sequitur having no meaning whatsoever (as Sneelock is known to do)

pencils ready? you may begin.

[Goat Boy]

Oooo! I know this one!

[Dr Markus]

Yeah I know who you were talking about it, I just never heard it referenced as the "moriarity status". Anyway, the only way Coan could be a Dr is if it's an honorary degree. Does his home town have many celebrities? you know, competition for that honorary degree.

[The Modernist]

I just thought it was obvious he was. Why else would he walk around all day with a stethoscope round his neck?

[Goat Boy]

I just thought it was obvious he was. Why else would he walk around all day with a stethoscope round his neck?

[Dr Markus]

Yeah I know who you were talking about it, I just never heard it referenced as the "moriarity status". Anyway, the only way Coan could be a Dr is if it's an honorary degree. Does his home town have many celebrities? you know, competition for that honorary degree.

Who said Coan was a doctor

Noone, I was suggesting this was the only way he could get the title.

[Dr Markus]

Yup.

[harvey k-tel]

Who said Coan was a doctor

Noone, I was suggesting this was the only way he could get the title.

But he was Professor Moriarty wasn't he?

The Canadian figure skater was a doctor, though. They called him "Scalpels on Ice".

[Dr Markus]

So why refer to Doctor? I'm lost!

I was obviously wrong in thinking he was a doctor.

[zoomboogity]

Who said Coan was a doctor

Noone, I was suggesting this was the only way he could get the title.

Ummmm...

[Dr Markus]

So why refer to Doctor? I'm lost!

I was obviously wrong in thinking he was a doctor.

De nada. Lo siento.

Fáilte i gcomhair Cad?

[Count Machuki]

Who said Coan was a doctor

Noone, I was suggesting this was the only way he could get the title.

*holds breath, crosses fingers*

[zoomboogity]

* offers popcorn to Machuki *

[harvey k-tel]

How come no one has ever made an alias named Peter No One, who comes around every time someone types "no one" and tells them to fuck off?

[zoomboogity]

How come no one has ever made an alias named Peter No One, who comes around every time someone types "no one" and tells them to fuck off?

Fuck off.

[harvey k-tel]

You're halfway there!

[clive gash]

What's with the surname thing? Are we not respecting internet anonymity these days?

Well, we do the same to Coan....

but Coan has well deserved "Moriarity" status!!!

You’re thinking of the Hound of the BCBvilles.

[clive gash]

There’s already a no one Peter who tells me to fuck off whenever I type