Who are you?

in reality, all of this has been a total load of old bollocks

Who are you?

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1
9%
B
2
18%
C
1
9%
D
0
No votes
E
2
18%
F
1
9%
G
2
18%
H
2
18%
 
Total votes: 11

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The Modernist
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Who are you?

Postby The Modernist » 13 Feb 2018, 17:09

You have eight options, choose one:

A: Popular US actor Karl Malden

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B: The Treaty of Versailles

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C: A herring boat off the coast of Finland

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D: A fire hydrant.

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E: A cheerleader for The Minnesota Vikings

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F: The national flag of Botswana

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G. Tesco supermarket in Leicester

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H. A Hawaiian mongoose

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Re: Who are you?

Postby Diamond Dog » 13 Feb 2018, 17:19

I'd be the hydrant.

I spend all my time on here putting out raging fires.
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Re: Who are you?

Postby Harvey K-Tel » 13 Feb 2018, 17:23

And pissing on yourself?
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Re: Who are you?

Postby Diamond Dog » 13 Feb 2018, 17:26

Ooh the gang are out in full force today.
Mason Cooley wrote:Worried about being a dull fellow? You might develop your talent for being irritating.


"You were caught fucking another woman’s husband in a field while you were married, you camel-faced, racist troglodyte".

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Re: Who are you?

Postby The Modernist » 13 Feb 2018, 17:29

Diamond Dog wrote:I'd be the hydrant.

I spend all my time on here putting out raging fires.


D: Fire hydrant

You like to be close to nature and exude a calmness with animals. However you must ensure practicalities do not get overlooked and that your spiritual side isn't exploited by others with less pure motives.

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Re: Who are you?

Postby Diamond Dog » 13 Feb 2018, 17:29

Perfect! :)
Mason Cooley wrote:Worried about being a dull fellow? You might develop your talent for being irritating.


"You were caught fucking another woman’s husband in a field while you were married, you camel-faced, racist troglodyte".

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Re: Who are you?

Postby The Modernist » 13 Feb 2018, 17:33

It's a very accurate test. I wouldn't post nonsense.

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Re: Who are you?

Postby WG Kaspar » 13 Feb 2018, 17:42

I'd probably be the herring boat in Finland. Had its picture on my wall growing up.
I run out of talent

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Re: Who are you?

Postby The Modernist » 13 Feb 2018, 17:46

WG Kaspar wrote:I'd probably be the herring boat in Finland. Had its picture on my wall growing up.


C: A herring boat off the coast of Finland.

You are known for your powers of perception and your wisdom. Do not use these to manipulate others. Your gregarious nature can get the better of you and you are considered a danger to the public.

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Re: Who are you?

Postby Pansy Puff » 13 Feb 2018, 17:54

I'd be the cheerleader.
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Re: Who are you?

Postby The Modernist » 13 Feb 2018, 18:16

K wrote:I'd be the cheerleader.

E: Cheerleader from the Minnesota Vikings

Your calm and methodical nature can be a great source of strength and comfort for others. But don't neglect your inner 'child'. Find an interest that can provide a release such as bungee jumping!

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Re: Who are you?

Postby WG Kaspar » 13 Feb 2018, 18:18

The Modernist wrote:
WG Kaspar wrote:I'd probably be the herring boat in Finland. Had its picture on my wall growing up.


C: A herring boat off the coast of Finland.

You are known for your powers of perception and your wisdom. Do not use these to manipulate others. Your gregarious nature can get the better of you and you are considered a danger to the public.


I did let you get off the wrong station once so that seems about right.
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Re: Who are you?

Postby PENK » 13 Feb 2018, 18:46

I usually get the Botswananananan flag on these things, though sometimes it can be the Namibian flag or perhaps an antique Edwardian spirit cupboard or even The Year of Our Lord 1748, depending on how the questions are worded.
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Re: Who are you?

Postby quix » 13 Feb 2018, 21:00

H. my fur is a similar colour.

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Re: Who are you?

Postby Walk In My Shadow » 13 Feb 2018, 21:08

I wanted to be the herring boat but it's taken.
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Re: Who are you?

Postby the masked man » 13 Feb 2018, 21:11

C. I love all things Nordic.

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Re: Who are you?

Postby The Modernist » 13 Feb 2018, 21:14

quix wrote:H. my fur is a similar colour.



You glide through life with dexterity and grace. But you must learn not take the wheel with your feet.

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Re: Who are you?

Postby The Modernist » 13 Feb 2018, 21:16

Walk In My Shadow wrote:I wanted to be the herring boat but it's taken.


Don't despair Yves. Karl Malden and a Tesco in Leicester are still available!

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Re: Who are you?

Postby Dr Markus » 13 Feb 2018, 21:22

The Modernist wrote:
quix wrote:H. my fur is a similar colour.



You glide through life with dexterity and grace. But you must learn not take the wheel with your feet.


....well obviously, unless its an automatic.
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Re: Who are you?

Postby sloopjohnc » 13 Feb 2018, 21:42

The Modernist wrote:
Walk In My Shadow wrote:I wanted to be the herring boat but it's taken.


Don't despair Yves. Karl Malden and a Tesco in Leicester are still available!


You're having way too much fun with this thread.

Keep going.
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