which three BCBers...

in reality, all of this has been a total load of old bollocks
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Re: which three BCBers...

Postby The Modernist » 09 Feb 2018, 16:13

K wrote:
Belle Lettre wrote:
...would come to blows minutes after being locked in a room together?
K and Coan

I think we all know that I would batter the fuck out of Coan.

Dougie, on the other hand, could probably kick seven shades of shit out of me.


Why's that then?

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Re: which three BCBers...

Postby Purgatory Baldie Brite » 09 Feb 2018, 16:18

Goat Boy wrote:...would win a pub quiz on 'shit music'?

Lord Rother, PB and Copehead


Thank you for caring!

Please tell me Goat Boy, because I've completely forgotten, what music you actually like? Is it Bulgarian hip-hop or Indonesian jazz dance?

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Re: which three BCBers...

Postby Pansy Puff » 09 Feb 2018, 16:22

The Modernist wrote:
K wrote:
Belle Lettre wrote:
...would come to blows minutes after being locked in a room together?
K and Coan

I think we all know that I would batter the fuck out of Coan.

Dougie, on the other hand, could probably kick seven shades of shit out of me.


Why's that then?

I think he's got big boots.
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Re: which three BCBers...

Postby BOLLY BEE » 09 Feb 2018, 16:28

K wrote:
Belle Lettre wrote:
...would come to blows minutes after being locked in a room together?
K and Coan

I think we all know that I would batter the fuck out of Coan.


:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: which three BCBers...

Postby Goat Boy » 09 Feb 2018, 16:30

Purgatory Brite wrote:
Goat Boy wrote:...would win a pub quiz on 'shit music'?

Lord Rother, PB and Copehead


Thank you for caring!

Please tell me Goat Boy, because I've completely forgotten, what music you actually like? Is it Bulgarian hip-hop or Indonesian jazz dance?


How DARE you speak to a three time BCB cup semi finalist like that!
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Re: which three BCBers...

Postby Dr Markus » 09 Feb 2018, 16:32

OCT wrote:
K wrote:
Belle Lettre wrote:
...would come to blows minutes after being locked in a room together?
K and Coan

I think we all know that I would batter the fuck out of Coan.


:lol: :lol: :lol:


I hope he's on about cooking.
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Re: which three BCBers...

Postby Pansy Puff » 09 Feb 2018, 17:43

OCT wrote:
K wrote:
Belle Lettre wrote:
...would come to blows minutes after being locked in a room together?
K and Coan

I think we all know that I would batter the fuck out of Coan.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

And you know it, my middle class friend.
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Re: which three BCBers...

Postby yomptepi » 09 Feb 2018, 18:46

enough talk.

Time for action.

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Re: which three BCBers...

Postby Pansy Puff » 09 Feb 2018, 19:00

Bring. It. On.
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Re: which three BCBers...

Postby BOLLY BEE » 09 Feb 2018, 20:32

bald
Copehead wrote:Rather amusingly I remembered a very expensive 3* meal I ate that did disappoint slightly

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Re: which three BCBers...

Postby Dr Markus » 09 Feb 2018, 20:38

Won't this middle class handbags at dawn just be the two trying to out do each other about their makes of cars, where they live, who's favourite red wine is the best, how many charities the have direct debits for, especially sponsoring kids in Africa, etc?
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Re: which three BCBers...

Postby never/ever » 09 Feb 2018, 20:50

The Great Defector wrote:Won't this middle class handbags at dawn just be the two trying to out do each other about their makes of cars, where they live, who's favourite red wine is the best, how many charities the have direct debits for, especially sponsoring kids in Africa, etc?


Are you confusing them with Bono and Geldof again?
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Re: which three BCBers...

Postby Dr Markus » 09 Feb 2018, 20:55

never/ever wrote:
The Great Defector wrote:Won't this middle class handbags at dawn just be the two trying to out do each other about their makes of cars, where they live, who's favourite red wine is the best, how many charities the have direct debits for, especially sponsoring kids in Africa, etc?


Are you confusing them with Bono and Geldof again?


One of them must have talent of some description, hewson and geldof don't.
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Re: which three BCBers...

Postby Pansy Puff » 09 Feb 2018, 21:02

OCT wrote:bald

And you're a fucking idiot. So?
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Re: which three BCBers...

Postby gash on ignore » 09 Feb 2018, 21:38

Coany, when you rip his head off will you please rat-a-tat-tat on his pate plz x
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Re: which three BCBers...

Postby BOLLY BEE » 09 Feb 2018, 22:32

:lol:

*rinky tinky tink*
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Re: which three BCBers...

Postby Belle Lettre » 09 Feb 2018, 22:36

You're a square with the horn x
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Re: which three BCBers...

Postby Diamond Dog » 09 Feb 2018, 22:43

Belle Lettre wrote:You're a square


Honey, I don;t care.
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Re: which three BCBers...

Postby martha » 12 Feb 2018, 07:48

The Great Defector wrote:
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Markus and Martha then. They'd come to blows over that 'old pc thing you have these days'.


I can't remember the last thing I said directly or indirectly to Martha. :?



I think we commiserated over managing depression recently Markus.

Anyway, although honestly he does get on my tits sometimes (no offense Markus) :lol: --I do live in Montana. So I deal with actual Trump voters daily. Markus isn't that annoying in comparison. I think I could manage to tolerate him live and in person for a considerable time versus people I encounter daily here.
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Re: which three BCBers...

Postby martha » 12 Feb 2018, 08:07

...would you send to seduce Melania Trump?
I actually think Slider would be up for it, certainly he could manage it easily.

...would you like to see attempt stand-up?
Chris Chopping...not so much "attempt" as perform. I'd love to see him live and in person.

...would you want on a jury to acquit you?
Kath. She would fight for justice to the end. Velvis and Baron too but they'd be disqualified as they are lawyers.

...would you have wanted to be mates with at school?
Rorsch, Drama Queen, John Coan, Hotty, TLTOD, LMG, Clippernolan....lots of you actually. Most of you are too old to be my contemporaries though.
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