which three BCBers...

in reality, all of this has been a total load of old bollocks
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which three BCBers...

Postby CAN » 07 Feb 2018, 23:21

...would win a pub quiz on 'shit music'?

...would you send to seduce Melania Trump?

...would be most likely to be arrested after an all-dayer?

...would you like to see on the catwalk?

...would you like to see attempt stand-up?

...would you want on a jury to acquit you?

...would you have wanted to be mates with at school?

...would come to blows minutes after being locked in a room together?

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Re: which three BCBers...

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Re: which three BCBers...

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OCT wrote:"56 views no replies"


so much work!
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Re: which three BCBers...

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...would win a pub quiz on 'shit music'?

Why, the two-time winner of the Bizarro Cup, of course!

...would you send to seduce Melania Trump?

K-tel. Who else?

...would be most likely to be arrested after an all-dayer?

Markus

...would you like to see on the catwalk?

Markus

...would you like to see attempt stand-up?

Markus

...would you want on a jury to acquit you?

The Baron, of course!

...would you have wanted to be mates with at school?

Coan

...would come to blows minutes after being locked in a room together?

I'm a lover, not a fighter. But there are folks I could certainly see arguing with. I've probably done the MOST arguing in my life with our own Fat Boy (not really a fair comparison since I've had more real-life experiences with him than anyone else, but we've argued in person too. Often about music. :D
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Re: which three BCBers...

Postby Snarfyguy » 07 Feb 2018, 23:35

OCT wrote:"56 views no replies"

It says "16 views" for me at 6:35 (GMT -5, I think)
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Postby pcqgod » 07 Feb 2018, 23:53

...would win a pub quiz on 'shit music'?

Me me me!
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Postby Pansy Puff » 08 Feb 2018, 06:28

OCT wrote:"56 views no replies"

That's what happens with shit threads.
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Re: which three BCBers...

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...would win a pub quiz on 'shit music'?

Lord Rother, PB and Copehead

...would you send to seduce Melania Trump?

Harvey K-Tel and his come to bed eyes.
Smooth operator Nev
Cg Boyd – don’t let that nerdy, family man schtick fool you. Cat’s a playa


...would be most likely to be arrested after an all-dayer?
Matt Wilson. Drunk and disorderly on Hollywood boulevard and shouting abuse at police officers (hey sugartits!)
I imagine G could be a handful, especially if you pushed him about the acid jazz years or said his BCB cup winning list was wildly overrated
Griff after getting into a fight about Jeremy Corbyn in a kebab shop


...would you like to see on the catwalk?

Minnie
Quix
Nick


...would you like to see attempt stand-up?

Sea of Tunes
Darkness Fish
Yomp.


...would you want on a jury to acquit you?

Reasonable, calm people so Hatz, Charlie and Baron

...would you have wanted to be mates with at school?

CG Boyd
G
Coan


...would come to blows minutes after being locked in a room together?

Matt Wilson, Slider and Davey
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Re: which three BCBers...

Postby mission » 08 Feb 2018, 09:44

...would win a pub quiz on 'shit music'?

Any of us would. We're all on the fucking spectrum. Normal pubgoers wouldn't stand a chance.

...would you send to seduce Melania Trump?

Toby would be all up in there in record time.

...would be most likely to be arrested after an all-dayer?

Matt Wilson
Hurricane Anna Minnie
Coan

...would you like to see on the catwalk?

None of you.

...would you like to see attempt stand-up?

Sneelock should have his own channel

...would you want on a jury to acquit you?

None of you

...would you have wanted to be mates with at school?

Ange
Davey
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...would come to blows minutes after being locked in a room together?

Copehead and any two other sentient beings whose womb he did not come out of
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Re: which three BCBers...

Postby Insouciant Western People » 08 Feb 2018, 11:38

Goat Boy wrote:
...would you like to see on the catwalk?


Nick



I bet you would, you saucy minx.

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Re: which three BCBers...

Postby Goat Boy » 08 Feb 2018, 11:42

I certainly wouldn't be ready for your jelly
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Re: which three BCBers...

Postby Dr Markus » 08 Feb 2018, 11:48

Goat Boy wrote:I certainly wouldn't be ready for your jelly


Wasn't thet in a Beyoncér song?
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Re: which three BCBers...

Postby Goat Boy » 08 Feb 2018, 11:51

Destinys Child nicked it from me
Griff wrote:The notion that Jeremy Corbyn, a lifelong vocal proponent of antisemitism, would stand in front of an antisemitic mural and commend it is utterly preposterous.


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Re: which three BCBers...

Postby Dr Markus » 08 Feb 2018, 11:55

Goat Boy wrote:Destinys Child nicked it from me



Biiiiatches!
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Re: which three BCBers...

Postby Rayge » 08 Feb 2018, 12:01

...would win a pub quiz on 'shit music'?
If I were setting the questions: C, Rother, soundchaser...

would you send to seduce Melania Trump?
I just can't process this question. Who has got the most money and no taste at all?

...would be most likely to be arrested after an all-dayer?
all day doing what? From what I've seen of people's drinking habits, we're looking at the Mild Bunch here

...would you like to see on the catwalk?
Hepcat, Phenomenal Cat, toomanycatz

...would you like to see attempt stand-up?
several funny people on BCB – it's why I keep coming back but I'm going for car-crash appeal: hightea, robert, fuery

...would you want on a jury to acquit you?
Ragye, Dead Doris, Hipster Dawg

...would you have wanted to be mates with at school?
Darkness Fish, Loki, Gash

...would come to blows minutes after being locked in a room together?
Minnie, Betty, Kath

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Re: which three BCBers...

Postby Dr Markus » 08 Feb 2018, 12:09

Is it current bcber's or can you get people to join, like Stephan fry for the catwalk and Kelly brook for the pubquiz?
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Re: which three BCBers...

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OCT wrote:...would win a pub quiz on 'shit music'?

Googa!

...would you send to seduce Melania Trump?

Relying on BCB for that is a bit desperate. But I'd probably send The Slider. He may be a bit portly these days, but he'd have a good go!

...would be most likely to be arrested after an all-dayer?

Me if I'm being honest! Although I'm a lot more sensible these days. And ~I'd have Frank with me to take them on (Jumper rather than SoT!).

...would you like to see on the catwalk?
Quix as she used to be a model. Plus DD of course as he should have been a model

...would you like to see attempt stand-up?

I reckon Nikki Gradual would do a good job.

...would you want on a jury to acquit you?

Toby's good at the old Socratic argument and I think he'd intimidate the rest of the jury with his intellect.

...would you have wanted to be mates with at school?
Everyone I'm mates from on here in 'real life', I'm not going to get into a favourites list. In terms of people I haven't met - JC & GB (they come as a pair you know), Nev, Ange, CG, Ranking Ted and Jeff K who might be the coolest of the lot!

...would come to blows minutes after being locked in a room together?

Minnie and Copehead..too obvious? Markus and Martha then. They'd come to blows over that 'old pc thing you have these days'.

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Re: which three BCBers...

Postby LeBaron » 08 Feb 2018, 12:25

I’m pleased to be recognized for my robust capacity to withhold personal judgment and harbor reasonable doubts. You DEFINITELY want me on your jury! :lol:
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Re: which three BCBers...

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The Modernist wrote:
OCT wrote:...would win a pub quiz on 'shit music'?

Googa!

...would you send to seduce Melania Trump?

Relying on BCB for that is a bit desperate. But I'd probably send The Slider. He may be a bit portly these days, but he'd have a good go!

...would be most likely to be arrested after an all-dayer?

Me if I'm being honest! Although I'm a lot more sensible these days. And ~I'd have Frank with me to take them on (Jumper rather than SoT!).

...would you like to see on the catwalk?
Quix as she used to be a model. Plus DD of course as he should have been a model

...would you like to see attempt stand-up?

I reckon Nikki Gradual would do a good job.

...would you want on a jury to acquit you?

Toby's good at the old Socratic argument and I think he'd intimidate the rest of the jury with his intellect.

...would you have wanted to be mates with at school?
Everyone I'm mates from on here in 'real life', I'm not going to get into a favourites list. In terms of people I haven't met - JC & GB (they come as a pair you know), Nev, Ange, CG, Ranking Ted and Jeff K who might be the coolest of the lot!

...would come to blows minutes after being locked in a room together?

Minnie and Copehead..too obvious? Markus and Martha then. They'd come to blows over that 'old pc thing you have these days'.


I can't remember the last thing I said directly or indirectly to Martha. :?
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