The Snip

in reality, all of this has been a total load of old bollocks
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Re: The Snip

Postby K » 07 Jan 2018, 21:26

Thankfully I'm not in pain, except sometimes when I move it feels like a hernia or I've done too many sit ups. However, I'm one nudge away from excruciating pain should anyone bump my copious clangers. So walking is hard, and gravity is the enemy.
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Re: The Snip

Postby German Dave » 07 Jan 2018, 22:04

Moleskin wrote:I read a thing a few years ago that said for a few percent of patients the pain would be permanent and lifelong.


And what is the point of these operations, exactly?
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Re: The Snip

Postby Harvey K-Tel » 07 Jan 2018, 22:07

It's for men that are incapable of pulling out, I reckon.
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Re: The Snip

Postby K » 07 Jan 2018, 22:18

:lol:
As a form of contraception it's pretty effective because to look at the state of me I won't be having sex at any point in the near future.
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Re: The Snip

Postby sloopjohnc » 08 Jan 2018, 00:37

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It's a tough job, but someone had to do it.

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Re: The Snip

Postby sloopjohnc » 08 Jan 2018, 00:38

Moleskin wrote:I read a thing a few years ago that said for a few percent of patients the pain would be permanent and lifelong.


An apt metaphor for Harvey K-Tel and BCB.
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Re: The Snip

Postby K » 13 Jan 2018, 09:01

Bollocks update:
Each day is different. To quote Nigel Tufnel I look as if I have an armadillo down my pants. Things are as big as every and get painful as the day goes on but I can work. I walk very slowly, but I can work.
And I made it to the interview, doped up on painkillers, and got through to day 2 next week. When I got home my balls were on fire and I was nearly crying. But I did it!
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Re: The Snip

Postby Copehead » 13 Jan 2018, 09:05

K wrote:Bollocks update:
Each day is different. To quote Nigel Tufnel I look as if I have an armadillo down my pants. Things are as big as every and get painful as the day goes on but I can work. I walk very slowly, but I can work.
And I made it to the interview, doped up on painkillers, and got through to day 2 next week. When I got home my balls were on fire and I was nearly crying. But I did it!


:shock:
Stay strong man

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Re: The Snip

Postby K » 13 Jan 2018, 09:18

Copehead wrote:
K wrote:Bollocks update:
Each day is different. To quote Nigel Tufnel I look as if I have an armadillo down my pants. Things are as big as every and get painful as the day goes on but I can work. I walk very slowly, but I can work.
And I made it to the interview, doped up on painkillers, and got through to day 2 next week. When I got home my balls were on fire and I was nearly crying. But I did it!


:shock:
Stay strong man

But don't tell us when you manage your first wank like the guy in the blog you posted.

:lol:

At this moment in time I wouldn't even know where to begin...
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Re: The Snip

Postby Six String » 15 Jan 2018, 15:24

As a Navy corpsman I assissted a flight surgeon who performed them in his office! They always went well and they never took an hour.

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Re: The Snip

Postby Deebank » 15 Jan 2018, 15:39

Six String wrote:As a Navy corpsman I assissted a flight surgeon who performed them in his office! They always went well and they never took an hour.


Wanks or vasectomies? :?
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Re: The Snip

Postby nev harp » 15 Jan 2018, 16:34

Corpsman? That’d fill the patients with positivity about their outcome :)
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Re: The Snip

Postby Six String » 17 Jan 2018, 17:22

nev harp wrote:Corpsman? That’d fill the patients with positivity about their outcome :)


I said I assissted. I didn't do the snipping or sutures.