The Snip

in reality, all of this has been a total load of old bollocks
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Re: The Snip

Postby Flower » 04 Jan 2018, 18:52

A friend at work have four children. Richie and wife decided that it was enough, so he had the snip and a week later ... she found out that number five was on the way. I've lost touch but believe that they lived in fear of it reversing its self for many years.

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Re: The Snip

Postby Darkness_Fish » 04 Jan 2018, 18:53

Had mine done last Wednesday. Barely noticeable, aside from the weirdness of being bald down there.
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Re: The Snip

Postby Harvey K-Tel » 04 Jan 2018, 18:56

Did mine myself yesterday. No problems.
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Re: The Snip

Postby Bumblecorn Cats Nightmare » 04 Jan 2018, 18:59

Getting the dog to sort it tomorrow. Looking forward.
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Re: The Snip

Postby jimboo » 04 Jan 2018, 20:42

Darkness_Fish wrote: Barely noticeable, aside from the weirdness of being bald down there.


To us 21st century guys , tis the norm.
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Re: The Snip

Postby Darkness_Fish » 04 Jan 2018, 20:59

Now, I thought if there was one way I'd fit in with this site, it was with my 1970s hair stylings.
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Re: The Snip

Postby K » 04 Jan 2018, 23:48

Minnie the Minx wrote:
yomptepi wrote:
Darryl Strawberry wrote:Whereas I've just bled profusely over the bathroom floor.


Although I had no pain, I did bleed a lot for a couple of days. It is a bit disconcerting.


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#WOMENBLEEDCONSTANTLY#LARGECLOTS

Well I'm in hospital after rushing to A&E. Not bleeding properly. It's a fucking disaster.
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Re: The Snip

Postby fange » 04 Jan 2018, 23:50

Oh man, that's crap. All the best.
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Re: The Snip

Postby K » 05 Jan 2018, 06:22

I'm sure Clive will have a good laugh at the news but I'm currently in hospital to reduce my chances of bleeding to death. My life has been irrevocably changed.
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Re: The Snip

Postby fange » 05 Jan 2018, 06:41

:cry:

Wishing you a speedy recovery man.
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Re: The Snip

Postby K » 05 Jan 2018, 06:45

Thanks, Fange. I'm at my wit's end. I can't sleep. Everything aches, I look horrendous. I had an interview next week which I can't imagine I'll be able to attend and as for work I just don't know what to do.
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Re: The Snip

Postby Darkness_Fish » 05 Jan 2018, 09:01

Blimey, sounds like I got away lucky. I have a friend who ended up going to A&E from work after he got an infection, and couldn't walk due to the sheer size of the swelling, but I've not heard of blood loss. Good luck.
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Re: The Snip

Postby Goat Boy » 05 Jan 2018, 09:32

Get well soon, K
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Re: The Snip

Postby Deebank » 05 Jan 2018, 09:45

Take it easy. Don't overthink and worry, just concentrate on getting better.

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Re: The Snip

Postby Belle Lettre » 05 Jan 2018, 09:49

Good God, K! All the best x
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Re: The Snip

Postby Insouciant Western People » 05 Jan 2018, 11:32

Christ! Hope you get better soon K.
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Re: The Snip

Postby Samoan » 05 Jan 2018, 11:34

Wishing you all the very best, K
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Re: The Snip

Postby Harvey K-Tel » 05 Jan 2018, 14:00

I hope you don't get killed by your cock, K! Take care.
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Re: The Snip

Postby Dr Markus » 05 Jan 2018, 14:41

Harvey K-Tel wrote:Did mine myself yesterday. No problems.



I hope you at least put some disinfectant on the puck. :shock:
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Re: The Snip

Postby K » 05 Jan 2018, 16:04

Darryl Strawberry wrote:I'm sure Clive will have a good laugh at the news but I'm currently in hospital to reduce my chances of bleeding to death. My life has been irrevocably changed.

Well I was feeling sorry for myself at this point. Thankfully I'm at home, struggling to walk and full of blood and terribly down about missing work and possibly that interview. But I will get better. God knows when but I won't be cycling to John O'Groats anytime soon.

Thanks for all your good wishes, gang.

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