My son's Xmas list

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My son's Xmas list

Postby sloopjohnc » 06 Nov 2017, 16:31

Below is my 15 year-old son's Xmas list. I think I joined BCB when my son was around 2-3 year old and as fellow members an attest, he's always had a rather unique personality. That has not diminished as is evidenced by the heretofore mentioned and following list.

Gong
Ostrich pillow
Ferret or other exotic animal
Artifact of some kind
Shark tooth necklace
Power glove
Speedo
Biking suit
Holy Quran
Exotic meats
Book of Mormon
Dianetics
Mein Kampf
Cardboard cutout (no one particularly mentioned)
Clothes
Clout goggles - below are clout goggles

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Re: My son's Xmas list

Postby trans-chigley express » 07 Nov 2017, 04:35

sloopjohnc wrote:
Gong

You can't go wrong with this one:
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Re: My son's Xmas list

Postby sloopjohnc » 07 Nov 2017, 06:00

trans-chigley express wrote:
sloopjohnc wrote:
Gong

You can't go wrong with this one:
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:lol:

Not what I think he's expecting, but better than the kind that he wants.
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Re: My son's Xmas list

Postby watts » 08 Nov 2017, 22:52

sloopjohnc wrote:Ostrich pillow


Every time I see one of those I think of this.
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Re: My son's Xmas list

Postby yomptepi » 08 Nov 2017, 23:21

sloopjohnc wrote:Below is my 15 year-old son's Xmas list. I think I joined BCB when my son was around 2-3 year old and as fellow members an attest, he's always had a rather unique personality. That has not diminished as is evidenced by the heretofore mentioned and following list.

Gong
Ostrich pillow
Ferret or other exotic animal
Artifact of some kind
Shark tooth necklace
Power glove
Speedo
Biking suit
Holy Quran
Exotic meats
Book of Mormon
Dianetics
Mein Kampf
Cardboard cutout (no one particularly mentioned)
Clothes
Clout goggles - below are clout goggles

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Derek is clearly all about Tabasco Sweet. And that's cool family.
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Re: My son's Xmas list

Postby Positive Passion » 09 Nov 2017, 06:40

Some of the reading material suggests he is about to take over the world.

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Re: My son's Xmas list

Postby The Great Defector » 09 Nov 2017, 12:19

watts wrote:
sloopjohnc wrote:Ostrich pillow


Every time I see one of those I think of this.
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Friends copied Mr Bean? :o :shock:

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